I Tested 1-Star Theme Parks

Onear

theme

park reviews are probably the most concerning types of Onear reviews. This week I'm going to three iconic

theme

parks

, all of which are concerning for different reasons. My only rule for this video is that I have to leave a five

star

review on every theme park, but I can't lie first, Universal Studios babies, it's me Ryan, don't let the hat fool you. I'm here at Universal Studios. I always wanted to come here. I came on a Monday, I think that's how it would be. It won't be very busy, it's packed, that's actually most of the Onear reviews about wait times.

Janelle can kick us out of Mario Land, more like weight land, what a joke. A

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that sounds like something I would say. I like Janelle. I like Janelle. David said the Jurassic Park ride was rubbish, what a waste, I'll never go back, not even for free, Universal sucks Mario's cheeks, good luck everyone, I'll be at Disney for life, a star, I'm freaking out, Mark C He said my wife and I have. Stuck on the Harry Potter ride for 3 hours 15 feet in the air, my legs went numb and my wife started crying because the couple behind us were screaming ridiculously and laughing.

Then I found out it's a spell in Harry Potter, so it's actually pretty funny considering the circumstances a star 3 hours suspended 15 feet in the air I have to do it I'm going to try I'm going to see if that's true Hugh K said everyone have be careful why would they start a review like that that's crazy two women working the 3D ride is very rude and calls me too short for the under 1.2M ride, and I found out it's less than 4T tall. Rite others very well. I will continue to inform these women. H Let It Go, friend, let it go.

How much money does this place make? make and finally Melvin Said a ginz working at the hot dog register working at the speed of molasses took an hour to get the worst hot dog of my life another genius came to help but actually made things slower because they started watching Tik toks, this country is screwed. one star I can't. I'm excited for my day today. These one-star reviews are concerning at best. It's taken me a long time to even get here like in this area. I saw a donkey. I saw transformers. There is too much to do.

I like my experience so far, but it's time to do some research on Tom Mario Land. What is the problem? Hey guys, the wait time for this is the 135 minute wait time. Yes, let's do it. Mario Land. A lot of people call this Mario Mario Land. land, yeah, I heard someone was waiting 2 hours, yeah, we waited like 3 hours the first time, how fun is this trip, it has good pictures, okay, good luck guys, hey Luigi, ah, nice, better stay together Oh, excuse me, sorry, excuse me, how long has it been? you guys have been waiting in line maybe like an hour is it worth it or I don't know we're about to find out we'll see oh my gosh good luck guys it's looking more and more like the weight.

It lands every minute that passes, there are people. They're trying to change the name of this place, weight, land, I think it's a good decision, it's a good decision, do you know Janelle, no, she's upset about this place, oh what's your favorite Mario line aside of this one, it's me, Mario, he's so good, that's my favorite, why? Was that crazy impression after waiting in line for over an hour and barely making any progress? I decided to leave so I could do other things. I just watched someone's video on YouTube on how to do the ride and it was satisfying enough for me, the line is even. that the line oh my god it wasn't even close to that I feel like it would have been a 3 hour wait that's absurd Janelle valid let's move on so the next ride is this one David said made him want not to never come back again. to Universal even free here we go I'm trying to ride it Would you like not?

I'll never ride it again so you just said you rode this ride and you'll never ride it again. I put this together a while ago. It's very nice, it's quiet, but that drop is about 60 tons. Oh my god, that's why I won't do it. That drop is horrible, oh my god, it's okay, thank you. It's okay, man, take care of yourself. cheers enjoy the ride don't faint oh god it's okay guys I'm nervous I'm nervous right now this hat is the only thing getting me through this oh no it's okay guys if I don't make it out hit my channel Mr.

Beast, this trip is crazy, we were thrown into a river where we passed a group of dinosaurs, these are cute, they are fighting over a hat, maybe that's why they say hats are not allowed. T-Rex. The next thing I know is that I heard that a T-Rex escaped and the only way to evacuate is by going down a 60t drop please, well after the trip I went to see the photo they took of you, like your reaction, everyone seems to be having fun, I mean, there are some. scared little kids, but then there's me, that was so scary.

One thing was not, although David is a trash who was sick. I thought the trip was very immersive, very fun, great. I'm a big fan of dinosaurs etc, but I definitely won't be going. at that again, busted review, okay, now let's see if I can get stuck into Harry Potter for 3 hours. Let's do it. I've had my ups and downs at this theme park, no pun intended, but my mission hasn't changed. to leave a five star review and I can't lie and if I get stuck on this Harry Potter ride for 3 hours that will make my job almost impossible guys I've made it to Hogwarts I'm about to try to continue this ride it looks completely terrifying It's a real roller coaster, let's see if we get stuck for 3 hours the wait will be 3 hours and I'll be stuck for three so I hope to get out of this theme park before midnight, welcome. out of place in this hat, is it true that this ride gets stuck sometimes it gets stuck?

I'm afraid this trip will get stuck. I hope you have a good life. Thank God. I can definitely see how this trip gets stuck. It's sort of a mix of a conveyor belt, a roller coaster, and an escalator all in one, and potentially at the worst possible moment, the ride slowed down, just slowed down. I thought he was stuck for a moment. I do not feel so well. Good news. I did not do it. getting stuck if I got stuck on that trip, that would actually be my worst nightmare situation. I felt so bad. I get dizzy so easily.

I don't know if you could see it, but my father. it was like he wasn't interested in continuing the trip and what was the deal with the employees saying he got stuck even if he got stuck you shouldn't admit it to people it's happening anyway Mark even with all the information I still can't say that your review is valid. I ran out of time to try Hugh's review. Mario. We've reached that 3D ride he was talking about. He is the Mayhem minion from Despicable Me. This was the height requirement he had. Speaking of which, the two women said that he was not tall enough to continue.

Actually, I'm really nervous because I get dizzy, but that's not what the review is about, no, this isn't about me. about Hugh's review being one star because two women were super rude about his height. I have experienced that type of treatment, but I have faith that he is lying. Let's do it. I'm tall enough for this. I think it's okay, great. He was checking everyone's. height, they all seemed quite comparable. I mean, there are kids here. I don't understand the height requirement is what I'm trying to say. The bottom line is that they let me get into the vehicle.

I buckled up and then lived the life Hugh could. t and I became a minion Hugh, I was rooting for you, I was rooting for you, but that review is 100% broken. And finally Melvin's review, he has problems with this hot dog stand, he left an onear review because apparently there are people from generation Z. working watching Tik Tok working at the speed of molasses I'm going to get a hot dog let's try this well I'm in line I don't know if we can classify you guys as generation Z, I would say that, at best, they are Generation X Millennials and it seems like they are working fast.

Melvin, it doesn't look good to you, buddy, it doesn't. I don't know, can I get one? I just want a hot dog, the hot dog. combo that is a simple hot dog basically thank you, you are efficient, thank you very much. Well, I think it's pretty obvious that Melvin's review was that it's blown out. I mean, not even close. I understand there might be more than one set of staff for the hot dog. Dog stand, but things went pretty well, as you can see, he is a good dog. Oh wow, today was super fun. I enjoyed wearing this Mario hat all day, but there are so many more theme

parks

I need to look into.

I think so. I am ready to write my review about this place below. I went to the largest indoor water park in the United States. The good thing about this one is that it's in Texas, so I drove there. I'm driving there. This place is not just a huge indoor water park it's also a resort it's a resort hotel I don't know there are a lot of reviews about different things in this place okay it will be a lot to manage but I'm here all night actually I'm spending the night here we have some funny reviews here Angelica at the bar I hope you see this you are just terrible I can't believe how rude you are give me 5 seconds to order please let me look at the menu for more than just a single second before you get angry With me my advice, just end.

I'm so sorry, Mario, that review came from the heart. I feel like I had tears in my eyes while I was writing that I'm going to try to find Angelica, but that's it. The review is not even close to being as worrying as Jennifer's, what a joke, the water was cold, freezing inside. I could barely move, almost frozen, but you know, what really made me pee was the sheer incompetence of the staff. We went on Saturday the 85th of 2026, that is. 3 years in the future my watch is dead, it was more for dramatic effect, that date hasn't come yet.

I left my Apple Watch in my locker and forgot about it when I came back. The security guard was wearing my Apple watch and said so. It was his, he said he could go talk to the manager so I did and it was a 40 minute wait. Yes, unfortunately someone was having seizures, but it doesn't take all the staff to deal with that, then after all the waiting they told me no I don't have an Apple Watch, everyone tells me I don't have an Apple Watch, Although I have a photo of me using it, I can't say what the most worrying aspect of that review is, the fact that the water almost freezes you alive. the fact that you don't care that someone has a medical emergency the fact that the security guard stole your watch or most worrying of all the fact that you simply claim to be a time traveler I don't know how to prove any of them.

Jennifer's check out what's going on in those four walls, you can't say I didn't warn you and Jason said don't go on any of the water slides unless you want to be mobile for the next 2 weeks, if you know how to What do I mean? No I don't know what you mean Jason finally SL said he won't be coming back and if you're one star short be careful one star well I'm in trouble in fact I'm really worried so I don't know what that is, guys. I'm excited, I'm nervous, I have a lot of questions, but the only way I'll find the answers is if I'm checking in, yeah, this is on a business trip, so expect any FL low Flower High Flower um High floor Would be nice, better view , yes, of course, incredible, bye, thank you.

I walked into my room and, honestly, I was a little surprised. Yes, this is a really nice hotel so far. I love this place. This place is completely beautiful and amazing. Look at that hippo. that hippo is either fake or extremely still, so we have a lot of things to try here, we're going to see if my Apple watch gets stolen, we're going to try the water slides to see if I'm still after we go too. to taking care of Angelica, the rude waitress, and finally finding out why short people should be careful, let's go to the water park.

I put on my water park outfit, look at this cute elephant towel, look I also put on my theme park credentials. Building this place must have cost an absolute fortune. These slides protrude from the building. Where I am? It's not even the size of this place. After what seemed like miles of walking, I scanned and it was time for our first test. in the lockers I put my bag on my Apple watch in the locker and now all I can really do is wait and by wait I mean let's have fun in the middle of the water park, there is a huge TV that exclusively plays hits from the 1990s 2000. a bird there is a bird there that's a painting I'm browsing the water park it's completely huge here it's huge the main thing I worry about before trying something is the full height, like short people don't understand me I'm wrong .

I'm at least average height, so I'll look for some shorter locals at the water park and see ifI can get information. I'm here with Jeremy and James Jeremy and James. How tall are you? 46 46 and 5'6 and a half Okay, that's worrying because you're taller than me. I tell people I'm 5'8 um, yeah, that's really believable. Well, I saw a review that said this place is bad for short people. You have had? Some bad experience for your height, no, so I'll be fine, mmm, how tall are you? I'm about 5 feet tall, how tall are you? I'm about five feet tall.

I saw you and you said this place is bad for short people. I'm short, how about it for you? It has been good? Yes, because the smaller you are, the faster you go. I like it. I noticed that a small King's Army was pounding the sand in the distance. It seemed as if they wanted me to join them. I just want to make something clear I'm not here to have fun I'm not here to have a good time oh I'm here to try one star reviews and leave an honest five star review at the end of this so this is the craziest one can seem like I'm having fun, it may seem like I'm having a ton of fun, but right now I'm testing a review that says short people should be careful while rolling deep with a group of short 10 Kings.

I just don't think there is another YouTuber. On this planet, who is working harder than me? Hey, I'm back at the hotel room. I'm really exhausted. I had a lot of fun, although we already broke one of Onear's reviews. I'll return it to the water park. For that one, one of the Onear reviews I wanted to try was SL, who said short people should be careful, but I think today we showed that the short Kings included the SL review is busted, they said busted. I still have my Apple watch in my locker. I left it there on purpose.

I'm a little bit worried. Actually, I'm going to forget it. Basically, my plan is to come back in the morning and ask if they found it. I'm really nervous because there are tons of signs saying. They aren't responsible for lost items, which is fair, so this might be stupid. Also, I don't feel immobile or anything, so I think one is broken too, however, I need to go to the restaurant. and I try to ask something from a certain Angelica and see if she is rude. I'm nervous about this. I'm sitting at the bar. I'm the only one at the bar.

I'm completely nervous. The menu looks good, it looks extensive. I can see that 5 seconds is not enough time to order. I'm about to order. I don't know if my waiter is Angelica or not. I'm extremely nervous, even though I'm literally going to say, can I get it?, and then wait. for 5 seconds don't say anything and let's see if someone is rude so here we are yeah here we go let's see can I get the classic burger? Can we just spam the comments? We loved Ethan, he really was a sweetheart. We talk about football. I ate my burger like a big kid, yes, I tore it in half.

I've been doing this since I was five years old. I don't know how to stop. No, this is the only way I like to eat burgers, but it is one thing. I'm sure I need to find Angelica no Angélica hey it's Angelica working today Angelica doesn't work no Angelica hey the name Angelica sounds familiar to me yes I know Angelica oh she works here she's not here no Angelica no Angelica sorry sorry one three no Ang no Angélica no Angelica I'm in bed I guess this one star review is a cold case. I thought that was a cool way to frame it.

I just couldn't really try it. It really makes me feel like a private investigator and all that. to say I had a great time I'm going to watch football and go to bed see you tomorrow good morning I'm going to try to get my Apple watch out of the locker hopefully a security guard isn't wearing it There's no way my Apple watch disappear. To be honest, I started to feel sick to my stomach because I didn't think this would happen to me. Hey, I left my Apple Watch in my locker last night. Can I grab it or um?

I think he put C. This is crazy. I think someone actually picked up my Apple Watch. Last night I left my Apple watch in a locker. Did they say it? The water pair. Yes, I would check the desk there. They should be able to do it. Well they were like, I think Tom Fuller is so dramatic, everyone argues with each other about where the clock is, this is up to me, but I was very sad because no one knew where my clock was, well, you guys my stay at this theme park is over in an absolute farce.

My Apple Watch Ultra was lost. This thing has been with me for so long. It's so sad that everyone on the staff was so helpful and tried to help me find it but it just happened that way. It really seems like he's lost. I try these reviews thinking there is no way that can happen to me, but here I am. I filed a loss and finds report so not all hope is lost but I'm headed to the next theme park and unfortunately this. This could be our first 4.9 star review. Well, I can't stop now at the next one on the way to the final theme park.

Look who I brought to my father. It's going to be a fun day. You should go to Bies. Yeah we grew up in the Houston area so this is what you do, we've never actually gone together we always talk about going to Kima Boardwalk one day but this is the first time we've done it so I'm really excited to that you have been Here I think, have you gone on any of the attractions? I don't remember that could be something bad that could be something really bad let's read some reviews of this place do you want to read Claudia it's a crowd very humid place the restaurants lack they all lack flavor they should spell it boring promenade instead of promenade because I'm bored walking around here dirty water a star Claudia that's worrying I feel like she just didn't have a good time okay Don said watch out blonde haired girl whose name starts with J the rudest person in an entertainment venue I've ever met first yells at a coworker then I see her yelling at a little boy that was me that was you yes, Yelp reviews from 1978 we are Let's find that lady, we'll find her.

There are also a ton of reviews about how long the lines are and the wait for the rides is extremely long so we'll see, eventually we'll see, it was just this photo of someone sticking their hand in a funnel cake why are you willing to do that? No, it looks good. We'll have to leave a five star review for this place at the end of the night. Okay, yeah, okay, let's go later. It got loose, yeah, the first thing I noticed was that no one was really waiting in line, in fact, there wasn't even anyone here.

The first thing is to find this blonde lady whose name starts with J. Hey, excuse me, wouldn't it happen that I know a blonde lady whose name starts with J. No, I was curious. Do you have anyone who works here who is blonde whose name starts with J? Jer, is Jerica a manager? I just heard good things about her. I don't know, oh she's a very good person, okay, Jerica, okay, we found out her name is Jerica, she's not working today, but he just said she's a very good person, so another case was closed. One of the most common complaints about this theme park was the extremely long lines.

There is no queue. line without line without line without Angelica another bouquet of a short king has seen me birthday of kings today is your birthday happy birthday how old are you? Guys we gotta spam it happy birthday Jaden in the comments we gotta everyone spam it. No one? There's no one here except my short King position that I just ran into, so we really have freedom in this park and my dad and I are about to have some fun right after a funnel cake that we're going to get our hands on. That, that's really strange.

Don't know. Okay, let's do it. The Funnel bakery is closed. The person who left a review for Onear probably attended the theme park in the summer. This could be a positive thing for us. our hands don't get sticky let's have fun although on paper this theme park is probably the worst of the three. Still I had a great time. I think most of it is because I spent a lot of time with my dad filming YouTube. The videos keep me quite busy. I don't spend a lot of time with my dad, so going to this theme park that we always said we wanted to go to for Growing Up was really special.

It was actually a great time and thanks to the five star review it was really easy to write. I think this could be my Apple watch. This is from Kalahari Resorts. Oh my God, I'm going to be scared if that's the case. No way, let's put the review on the screen. We are changing it to five stars, yes, thanks for watching. Everyone, click here to watch another video. Yes, just click, click right there on the screen. YouTube thinks you'll like that video. They may be right. You might really like that video. It could be fun. time could be a good time