Sean Lock, Lee Mack & Jimmy Carr's Most Ridiculous Moments | Best Of Cats Does Countdown Series 22

funny that was just a compliment, you gave me some sick nonsense insults I'm Jimmy self I say funny things it's just a compliment okay Susie, what could they have had? He put one on too. Which she didn't have to do. She insisted that the boy had had a Japanese festival and Matt Siri, yes, that's until seven. So in the end, Sarah and Nish are in the lead with 25 points. I have a mask with my face smiling, so it looks like I'm involved in the conversation, oh, that's good, oh, that's fantastic, so that's helpful, because now. It's awkward, it's with elbows and fist bumps, so now hey Jim, nice to meet you, it's great, it's good at it, you close your hand, I can't touch that right now because Jimmy touched it, can I?

Wait a second, this looks kind of sexy. F now yes, oh no, no, no, this is going to feel a little erotic, isn't it? I'm just going to slide into it, that's good, that's lovely, that's all covid safe. What is this? This is a bracelet yeah that's a flask too so you can use it to know where you're going out and then when you know get it cheaper when they're not looking that's something about when you use it it looks like the police have you forced to use it, it also seems that you are absolutely wrong in a bar, you saw a man doing that in the distance, you say: who is he, who do we have to tell?

Yeah, so you have me. I have these glasses that I have my eyes on, so it looks like you're committed to the Mas with the last one and now do that drinking thing and try to look like you're not going to get arrested, you know what? The

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thing about that is that you can have a conversation about word derivations with Susie Den, yes Susie, what's your favorite word? Yes, and I also have 101 conversation starters. We I don't know what glasses work They hang up what's your biggest fear getting older I'll answer you um Who would win in a bare knuckle fight between Jimmy or John?

What do you think? I think John. It would be very much in the 1930s. boxer I'm not in favor of all this modern nonsense, be like this, I bite, um, what's your signature dish? Yummy, uh, scrambled tofu, look, I have a book called 101 Conversation Enders, your 30 seconds start now you have three new messages Mr. Car, it's Justine from Channel 4 here, I'm afraid your naked attraction request has been rejected , but we will pass your photos to the embarrassing body. Hi Jimmy dear boy, I just wanted to thank you for last night, you made me feel 10 years younger, I'll like it. our 89 again hello Jimmy, I'm your assistant, I just wanted to let you know I've had enough, I left it, oh, and I get into your coffee, how many, six, six, okay, uh, John, how many, yeah, six, I think kir, how many I think I spell. wrong but six r five what's your five wheel tower k your six Trel Susie yes yes okay um Rob your six COA someone who winds a little but the coil is not in Rob I'm afraid John you have six uh shine oh okay, well, six points is both teams, he got points, he got points here, we got points, the underdog story is beginning, yeah, it's closed, yeah, I think so, The Comeback Trail.

I think you left it a little late, isn't there more math? There's no more math, yeah, there's no more math today, yeah, no more math, there's no more pain, so just trying to do the math in this program gives you a headache, yeah, because I see that it

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n't make sense, right? It is not like this? I think we have calculators now. You should have a calculator to see if it would really help. He would tell you now. He wouldn't need to sing C tan and all that, just the one on my phone. Could you explain to me what is the sin CA so off for some payer?

Greek or Latin, it's something I was told in school that I never needed in my life, but what is that self-assessment? TCH return, don't worry about it, just with the algebra self-assessment, what

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Susie tell you? Could they have done something better? Cowgirl was there for seven, oh actually I type cowgirl into a search engine

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days and I can't believe it's oh dirty puppy, now we can cuddle. You can't say any of that in Australia. I'm just saying it. If we wanted to have sex, it wouldn't be illegal, you and I have the end of The Show, just new rules, new life, new me, I'm postco, I'll do it, that was the only thing that stopped you before, it's not a sexual thing, it's further. an intrigue of what's under the suit I don't think it turns me on and I don't think I'll do it again but what a story I have you wouldn't mind it makes you sign something well it's kind of a mascot Jimmy it's a project I've been working on uh I don't know about you but I find that if I have a refrigerator full of stuff I have a really hard time locating what I'm looking for no that can be a problem yeah that's why I've been developing with the guys from Curry's politically correct world . uh, I'm, uh, I've been working on the voice activated refrigerator, you open the door, you shout out your requirements. at the top of your voice and then it delivers right to you uh what you're looking for, the voice activated refrigerator, so are you hungry, Jimmy?

Well, actually I'm really hungry, yeah, you're hungry, look, how about, you know, if you say so? What are you looking for? I have one of the first prototypes of the voice activated refrigerator. Maybe we can prove it to you. Does anyone know how to make a bun? There we are. I'm dawning, the uh gar, no. Don't mess your hair up, so what would you like? Maybe a cheese salad, something light like a cheese salad, of course, because you know you don't want to interfere with the adrenaline high you get from telling your jokes, so what, cheese, a cheese salad. which comprises uh lettuce ice uh, what else would we have in a salad?

Some A C tomatoes, that's enough. Tomatoes, cucumber, okay and, um, chives, chives, L of those now Jimmy, um, let when it comes to cheese, what do you like hard cheeses or? Me, do you prefer soft cheeses like bri and cam? I like hard cheese, harder the better, of course you make cheese, it's a big cake. Che, the rest of the salad is now, um, Jimmy, when it comes to salad dressing, do you like salad? dressing or do you like it I prefer it nice and dry I really like salad dressing I thought you would make it salad dressing thank you the boss sat it there for you Jimmy the voice came on F Harry everyone's okay it's time for our letter game end Harry, your turn to choose, you know, Harry?

I'm a little hungry, yeah, well, you better get something after the show. Sean no, no, now I feel like something. I fancy a strawberry shake. Could you bring me a strawberry shake? I'm pretty sure there are no strawberries. in that refrigerator, well, you know, refrigerator, Earth, if there are strawberries, that's why you have that refrigerator to find out if it is possible to make a strawberry smoothie. I really like the strawberry smoothie. Harry, real quick, because we have to play the game too. okay, okay, and I'm really thirsty, what was it? Strawberry milkshake, yeah, strawberry milkshake, okay, when we open the door and sure enough, it's the voice activated refrigerator, strawberries, you're in luck, you're in luck, Sean, yeah, there, uh, there. a lot of strawberries, there's a lot of strawberries in there and, uh, no, Sean, when it comes to a strawberry smoothie, do you like your smoothie with milk or do you prefer, like me, to have a lot of emphasis on the fruit with milk?

Well, you might like to ask the refrigerator if it has milk. Certainly yes, why don't you come and ask the refrigerator? just a smoothie I have to order milk plenty of strawberries no problem with the strawberries it's just the milk say it a little louder than that Sean yeah milk ain't like that milk really needs some work that refrigerator some problems initials, yes, Harry, how is your refrigerator working well? You know the terrible effect the global pandemic has had on the entertainment world, yes, of course. Yeah, well, inside every voice-activated refrigerator there's an out-of-work actor, in this case it's Charlie Slater from East Enders, how was that sound?

We'll talk about that later, okay, yeah, if that's not entertainment, I don't know what is.