What Are You Talking About? | 8 Out of 10 Cats Season 22 - Part 1 | Jimmy Carr

it's wrong Trump, I'm so good at everything um Gemma,

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are you doing with Trump? um one how the hell did he get your fake 10 prescription yeah

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how? Hell, did Donald Trump become president? Oh, I'm sorry you missed that you were so late at that JMA, I'm sorry, seriously, years ago, you saw Trump Towers, yeah, he was the host of The Apprentice, yeah, and then he became president, yeah, for me still. For me it still is, what would you run for office? Well, I think I might do it one day if Donald Trump does it, the general can do it.

He's clearly very strange, and he's the president of the United States. Yes, it's a worry and a Worry, I like the way you talk to me, like I just came from space. She still doesn't know about Brexit. Well, the reason I talk like that is because I'm thinking because I'm

talking

. It's not there. let's take a look and see if Donald Trump is up there, yes of course Donald Trump, sending Donald Trump to a climate change conference makes about as much sense as sending Mary Berry to Love Island. Trump's impeachment trial has begun, but the question is whether Trump is guilty and the answer is yes, yes, okay, fingers on the bells, Rob's team, is this the Amazon guy who had his phone hacked?

Jeff Bezos to Jeff Bezos yes, look at him, he is the richest thumb in the world, he is worth 15 billion dollars, so I would say yes. They think the Saudis hacked into his phone. Yes, to be fair to the prince of Saudi Arabia, you just wanted to know where his

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ner was. Yes, he got a note on the door saying he was missing, so he left him in Bahrain. What did you do? discovered on his phone that he was cheating on his

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ner, the Saudis supposedly hacked his phone, broke in, found out he was having an affair and then leaked it to the National Inquirer, who then ruined his marriage and then had to have the biggest divorce in the history of humanity, but Saudi Arabia's denial was not a denial, it was just absurd and you know, every woman knows when a man is like why would I humiliate your friend when I have you? rhetorical that's not a denial Che on one occasion Catherine stop

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about it uh GC, have you ever been hacked?

I've had IDs where I've been on the phone and I feel like someone has intervened in that, well you're just checking. to someone else, yes, yes, no, are you saying that you have been chatting on the phone and someone else got a word? Yeah, wait, who is it? They say she sent a video file that he opened and when she opened it. video file then came into his phone, but what kind of WhatsApp video files are you getting from the prince of Saudi Arabia? What is it? Oh, no, another decapitated person, come on friend, just answer, like the stago or not.

Men's WhatsApp are disgusting. Of the filth they send me, I don't even know Gee's armor. I get caught up in an f-side football group and just pulling butts out of nowhere, they just send it to me, but sometimes I do, but what I'm saying. It's and then, oh before, I couldn't figure out that they were saved to the camera roll, oh my gosh, iPad from hanging around my house. I think the problem for Jeff Bez is that he seems like a jerk, so it's confusing what's here. the dick photo I don't understand the dick photo, it happens all the time and there's some woman who says oh yeah, it can't wait, no, no, and they take the photo, it's not like a nice garden background, you know , they take it over the toilet, right?

Have you ever had a dick pic that you thought you knew what I'm not interested in sexually, but what pic is my background, like you know because Bic because you want the girl to like you, you really like you too, so you might as well take it out like If you only knew, baty. dogs at home in the background look my penis is out but I do charity work no honestly about two months ago my penis and tube fell off oh yeah that's funny what is that? Then they're in the immediate facility, so it got that weird, but I probably should have noticed them pulling their dicks out on the tube, you know what I would have done, I hit the emergency C when everyone pulled their dicks out.

I won't leave until I see it right. I can tell you that it's not one of the most talked about things, but Jeff Bezos is the richest man in the world, which I'm sure will be a great comfort to him when his dismembered body parts are put into a series of canvas bags by Saudi Arabia. Security services are fine, one more thing to understand, what else is the nation talking about? Is it my favorite weekend? Mass singer script indulgence when commissioners take ketamine. I can also imagine that somewhere in the UK someone has just consumed a bunch of mushrooms and eaten a bit like a tough time and then a friend went off to listen, we'll just get you back, take you back home, have a cuppa of tea, we relax, we just put on some TV on Saturday night, but that's the best. it's when they take off the mask it's all these crazy costumes and then at the end they just take it off and take it off and take off the mask and then the crowd is like who is that oh the judges are like oh my god , who will it be?

I think it could be a Dell if it were a Dell. Just everyone else go and have it for an hour. They're not going to waste anything dressing up as Trey. Have you been watching? Yeah, my favorite part was when you saw that Rita Aura was in love with um, the chameleon and um, she was like in love, she thought he might be like Idris Elber and she was really in love and then he cut off her head and uh, it was Justin Hawkins of the dark and she was literally like she was so upset like her horror was like every woman when her Tinder comes in, she would rather a lizard than Justin in the dark, it's AB absolutely true, the chameleon's cock was highly fetishized throughout the recording, they kept getting closer, it really made it look like he had a big penis and then it was a whole segment on a morning talk show, is it okay to imagine a chameleon like the nation is gripped by this, yeah, being? just those who don't like a cock that can change color.

I think they should do a collaboration with the naked attraction, you get celebrity and then you just have to figure out who it is because of hers not or Fanny and then the judges, the judges could be like Oh, it's Anthony Joshua or Timmy Malet. I'm not sure who T JMA is. Have you seen the M singer I have? In fact, I was asked to appear in the Australian version. Why did not you do it? Because no one knows who he is. You're in Australia I just talked to Jordan Jordan, are you the monster? No, its not me.

It's quite interesting. You are a monster. I am the hedgehog. Why are you really the hedgehog? If you're? Hedgehog are you the Hedgehog I would definitely do it, would have done it and I am the Hedgehog. I win, give it back. No, Jimmy, you can't do it. Look at the size of Jimmy's head. If you put anything else on it, you would break. a vertebra, not his shoulders, he couldn't stand it, he just fell, let's all see if singer M is up there, yes, it's singer M, singer M is the second most popular television format in South Korea after dogs will ruin your number one cooking show.

In the news this week, Müller, the yogurt people have been criticized by doctors for their variety of alcohol flavored yogurts, so I have some for us to try, these are gin and tonic flavored yogurts, grab those, ready, perfect, lovely, wait, Jason, grab those, oh. and they are 1% not vegan. I'm going to have to try this, right? Because I'm on this show. It took you a lot to convince yourself if you are vegan. I totally respect him. I'll tell you one thing. they are delicious they are delicious have you tried it no no no no no no no no no no I don't respect you as a vegan I couldn't allow it, don't feel obligated because you're on the JMA program, it's so delicious it's actually nice oh that's it what you want, it's like because it's sweet, yes, yes, oh Rob please, okay let me smell it, no, try it, oh yes, that wasn't many C wow, I can't believe you put Rob and Gemma, side by side, it's like a before and after photo at a transgender clinic.

Actually, what do you think? Haret. I don't want to be a jerk, but try being vegan. Ready, are you vegan? Yeah, okay, so that's it. How would a vegan deal with that situation. That's it, uh. It seems to me that someone at Müller is an alcoholic and they caught him drinking at his desk and left. Don't investigate it. It just tastes like lemon yogurt to me, yes. with a little hint of something, but that something could be that it's only two days old, you change it, aren't you going to eat a prawn three days in advance?

I can have a yogurt, I'm not a, it's pretty drunk Although, I'm absolutely reflecting on Taylor, everyone on Taylor, so those were the most popular talking points in the nation, but in other news, schools have started handing out towels free toilets, nothing new, we had free periods when I was at school and Prince Andrew may lose his 24 hour security detail, which I don't think he will mind because he will never be allowed to leave the house again at the end of that round . Rob Harry and Gemma have a point. Katherine and Finn have two points.