Doctor Reacts To Savage Medical Memes

For today's

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meme review, I'm going to look at some of the ones you submitted on Reddit, if they're not going to be any good, I encourage you to submit even more for the next episode. Many thanks to Factor for sponsoring this video. starting out as a

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i would never make a joke about an unvaccinated baby but hey let me try it make an anti-vax crowd zero accidentally hits his elbow on the tape my whole arm goes static the funny isn't so funny when you hit it . nothing rhymes with humor, damn, hitting this bone-protecting area of ​​skin muscles really lack of fat makes the nerve really accessible to be able to take hits on things, so yeah, it hurts.

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cannot exist. The coincidence, how dangerous a slingshot is, oh my God. and you got microphones and you got me he got views although in 12 days 5 million my boy is crushing what he got now in that video because like me he might start shooting slingshots if that's the case on the channel but yeah , how dangerous a slingshot is. I can answer that

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ly it is very dangerous, especially for your orbitals, comfortable sir no no come get food big brain move oh my god that's not from a website called punhub that's what I noticed about that

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Meme, a person who kills your ills with pills and then kills you with bills rapper that's actually pretty good debilitating pain put the heating pad on high you're burning flesh yeah you have to be careful and not just be careful with the heat, you also want to be careful with the cold, that's why I always say never put the cold directly on your skin, put something between them and 20 minutes on and 20 minutes off is a good rule of thumb to not over-chill an area that's real.

I just watched a video and Dr. Mich wait a second, he's pretty accurate. Well, the right thing to do is to do chin curls and you should do them every morning, so he sees how you feel about it. You may have a small air bubble in your syringe. It's a pleasure. What is this cat trying? This is a Reddit submission. people on reddit really think they put a cat dressed as a doctor, they can type anything and it will work, you're right sir, okay, there could be a meme community where cats secretly try to murder you.

I feel like I've heard that before, don't you? I'll give this one a pass, although I still think the humor is very low, but at least it's accurate and, by the way, the fact that there's an air bubble for it. because an air embolism like a true air embolism is very, very rare, it must be like a pretty significant amount of air, if you smell like toast, you might be having a stroke, lucky break, time to toast, right? you know what's funny? I've always heard, I don't know if this is in medical school, that if you smell burning rubber, it could be a sign of an incoming stroke, wait a second, it's not a stroke, it's seizures, seizures start in the temporary loes.

They can stay there or they can stay there. spread to other areas the patient may experience a sensation of a peculiar smell, like burning rubber, that comes from the John's Hopkins baby and my friend John knows what happens. They revoked his medical license. Fanta Beer. Mr. Pepper. Knows? I have mixed feelings when people call me Mr. Mike, whether it's Dr. Mike or Mike or Mr. Varshavski, even that sounds weird, gosh, if someone called me Mr. Vski, I'd say Dr. Pepper isn't really a doctor. . Kind of misinformation, we should get the Federal Trade Commission to take a look at this.

Dr. Pepper, I'm coming for you May I don't know what I'm looking at What does that say? Are there doctors with mayonnaise? Yeah, so you could call this Mayo Clinic. Hey, I'm going to delete the Reddit. Del, I'm, I'm this, give me one more bad meme. You shot what looks like foam insulation through a building and put some guys in white coats and you think that's good enough to make me say Mayo Clinic. I did not think. This meme review would turn into a roast of the

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If you don't see added nitrates like on a sausage label or something, know that that hardly means anything. They usually just add celery root powder, which as a byproduct has a ton of nitrates just because they didn't add nitrates. are proprietary, it doesn't mean there aren't nitrates in the packaging and that doesn't mean nitrates are horrible. I'm just saying, in the grand scheme of things, be careful how you get fooled. Doctors use their stethoscopes to listen to different parts of your body. because they usually forget where the heart is located. In fact, some patients told me that before like I'm going to listen to your heart, now you don't have to take a deep breath because I'm done with your lungs and I put the stethoscope here you go what are you doing? my heart is on the other side yes we can hear different heart sounds here here here here here you know what's funny if there is a patient with dextr cardio who has the heart on the opposite side of his body that his organs can flip if he If I had, I would mess with my doctors, I like it, does everything sound normal? and they would say, oh yeah, everything sounds normal.

I'm wrong, my heart is on the other side, do you realize? Next, I'll leave photoshop. to Dr. Mike flying to New York City, getting sick, canceling all appointments until I get one with Dr. Mike or the next time we have a tour, come out and take a photo or don't wait for me on the street because I I don't know where I'll be but if you see me you say hi and then if I say hi back you can come and chat and we could take a photo with all four of my toes looking at my little toe taking a coffee table. leg in the face oh my god this just happened to me.

I was in a hotel and I had one of those door dividers and at the bottom I had that thing that keeps the door open and as I was moving it up and holding the door it opened and I walked past it and it fell off and my little suit got cut , my blood is now in that hotel room, all the vampires are going to look for it, that's what private schools are like, uh, no, they have sparkling water, they have a splash of flavored soda. at least that's what happens in the Delta lounges that I was lucky enough to attend one of the last times I was at the airport you're fat but you're good fat avocado statement I hate that we label things as good and bad, but I understand the need to like it I hate that we call LDL bad cholesterol and HDL good cholesterol because it's not exactly accurate, but I guess sometimes we need to make things more understandable.

I eat a lot of calcium, but I don't drink enough water. The kidney is a calcium stone and is quite painful. In fact, I passed one before. Some people are just genetically pre-induced for that to happen to them and have to drink some special formulations of juices every day to help with the calcium. excretion and absorption There is also a unique type of stones called struvite stones that occur as a result of some type of bacteria, there are also some that show up on x-rays and some that do not. It's interesting to study kidney stones and the difference between the pain that a patient has when they have a kidney stone versus, say, an appendicitis during appendicitis they want to stay still they don't want to move move causes pain with the kidney stone they are like writhing all the time trying to loosen the kidney stone or something, you have to let it breathe for a few minutes wait a second wait a second I have to understand what is happening here oh, it's saying that the Nik will breathe severely don't take it with alcohol Am I right?

It's a lot too similar to what Mark Rober unfortunately did when he overdosed and took too much of that cough spray in the hot ones and remember that NyQuil is a multi-drug medication so be careful with medications like that and also What we are seeing is that long-term use of medications as a sleep aid, such as dapen hydramine, can actually cause problems with the brain, so know that there are negative ramifications to using them and understand that the benefits must outweigh the risks. . second attempt at making a protein shake what am I doing wrong? I feel that efforts have been made to make alcoholic beverages with protein and I am strongly opposed to this medically it makes no sense to make it, quote, healthier anatomically it makes no sense From a culinary point of view, it makes no sense Mixology makes no sense, just Decide if you are going to eat something unhealthy for the fun of it and do it for your soul or are you going to try to eat healthy the way I feel like it. the blurring of the lines gets confusing to me Las Vegas Las Vegas nerve gambling hotels sphere buffets alcohol the Las Vegas nerve is the main driver of the parasympathetic drive, which is the rest, digest it and repair it, it should be called the anti nerve -Vegas.

I'm going. Send a letter to whoever makes names for organs and nerves. Is there an organization for that? Can I question the name of something? we are going to write a letter the brother is going to say who is this doctor, is he even a real doctor? They're going to see my meme review and say I'm not a real doctor. I watch Dr. Mike's meme review after having an existential crisis and vomiting out of fear. Wait. It should have reassured you even though we hardly have perfect knowledge of anything in healthcare, sometimes we can still make recommendations that work and you see hugging a bear is also what I do every night.

The connection between dog and man is a beautiful thing by the way, we have to have a chicken bear come here, okay? I'm considering getting a second one from you, wait, wait. No. I have to ask you a question. If you want a brother to speak. If you want a sister to speak. I think the answer is pretty clear. Do you want a friend? It's okay, he wants a friend. that was not manipulative in any way come here, give me a hug, give dad a hug where the twins, if you approve of me having a second of these giants, let me know because now I have the space and I feel like he wants a friend even. although he's not being exact about it, also because of the way the bear lost a tooth, it got pulled out, you can't even see it, but can you smile for the camera?

Please send more of your memes created in the caption because those were tra. I do not do it. I don't want to say they are trash, they are trash. We're going to fish very closely, so send more and check out this video of where Bear and I live now. It has a lot of space. Now click here. and check that out and as always stay happy and healthy