Doctor Reacts To PERFECT Medical Memes

Don't notice anything different Yes, we actually moved my little head a few centimeters. Let's start with another meme review. Many thanks to Audible for sponsoring this video. A map of the United States, if it were in Oregon. It's fun to get your organ donor, but this is it. a donor from Oregon is Oregon or Oregon look, it's Oregon but it's Oregon or origami and or again or or that didn't clarify anything

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I've been bitten by a wolf where it's not just normal oh that's good, it's a nasty bug you have this error for too many terms a bacteria, a virus, a virus, what virus, who knows, a bunch of bugs, a parasite, got a tick bite, as if you went to the

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and they wrote something about a bug.

There's like a 50 chance they're doing well evolving from violent language instead of I have a concussion. I'm in my dump state. I have a concussion. I am completely devastated. My brain is bruised. I have a brain bunk. what trademark is a registered trademark I'm in my concussion era it's a pumpkin my concussion can affect the quality of my work getting my concussion bend the person has an allergic reaction Dr. Mike, after all, what? why not, why shouldn't I talk about it when we say someone on a plane, okay, I'll stop telling the story, but how often do you watch Gray's Anatomy and see all these emergencies happen in the air and then it happens to you? you and you don't have the tools and you have to do it?

MacGyver I mean come on that's a cool story for me after watching five minute craft videos lol little

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bracelets but they tell the nurse they can't do a tick tock on you that's with every patient because you have something known as HIPAA health insurance. no health information patient privacy portability law No idea health insurance portability liability law Oklahoma good Lahoma bad Lahoma I guess depending on how you look at it what's going on in Oklahoma if you live in Oklahoma tell me what's going on there Dr. Mike comes a spoonful of sugar to get rid of the hiccups no, you don't need such a big spoon just a normal teaspoon I decided that I need to eat something healthy so I made a delicious omelet this morning I seasoned the eggs with chocolate with sugar and oil and added a little texture that's not an omelet that's a brownie the brownies have eggs cutting into my strawberry shortcake ice cream bar like it's crazy beef it actually looks like crazy beef if anyone has ever had any of that Japanese wagyu Wagyu A5 but It is not super healthy because it has a high fat content.

The good thing about eating strawberry shortcake ice cream like this is that you will get full sooner because the more bites you take, the more you will trick your mind into thinking you are full at this age. when they say this age stays online that means some shot was good and made a long time ago but why this age? Well, oh, it's a well that's aged well, well done. I bet there's a couple of seconds on that medieval torture gurney he sits on. amazing oh no no no no no no no no no what do we learn from hippos are they hippos or hippos are you sure they are bacteria or bacteria incorrect bacteria? bacteria is plural Sam and bacteria is a single bacteria yes, I probably will, you can gain weight from eating any food with caloric value and I add caloric value because I know someone is going to gain weight from eating paper.

No, you can't gain weight by eating paper, but anything that has caloric value, if you overeat, you will eventually have a surplus of calories that your body is going to store. Certain nutrients are easier to store than others. Certain nutrients have more caloric value. that other certain nutrients are more difficult to break down and access those caloric nutrients so it's different but it's all the same today I operated on a little girl she needed blood O negative we didn't have it but her twin brother has blood O negative I explained to her what it was a matter of life and death he sat in silence for a moment and then said goodbye to his parents I didn't think about anything until after we took his blood and he asked: when will I die?

He thought he was giving his life for hers, luckily they, oh, I was going to stick out my bottom lip and say, I feel cheated, why do I feel like this when I ask? emotional support is mostly him just asking for scratches, but in some ways scratching him is like a level of emotional support at least the bear with my mustache likes me music makes you caps lock shift control alt delete what music makes you lose control but the music also makes you TEA zxe Why do you look like a successful Croc? Excited about many Crocs sticking to their full size Crocs so they can wear more Crocs.

I need to know about Crocs' healthcare obsession. I understand that they are comfortable. I understand that they are easy to use. they put on they are easy to clean they have holes liquids go through those holes sharp objects go through those holes these are not

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ly appropriate shoes goosebumps is goose or geese what about a male goose, female goose, sure, yeah, what happens to a sticky vintage ice? cream spoon in very good condition was cleaning the garage. I found this old ice cream scoop, it must be clean, it is not old, maybe you could say a little retro, but it is a speculum that is inserted inside the female genitals to check the vaginal canal and possibly the cervix a teenager in the work asked me if I was old enough to have seen a PlayStation 2 in real life and if anyone needs me calmly I leave them looking at the sea oh my God I collected money for PlayStation 2. inside a Pokémon Tin Can that included twenty-five cents half a dollar and singles that my grandfather gave me for doing things around the house and then we went and I paid with that change at KB Toys that I think is bankrupt now I thought it was great because the only game I could afford it was Tekken, I don't feel good, breathe Kirby Sharon send my next page lol back to

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Dr. Mike, remember that "doctor" is written in detail or text Dr. Mike at 500 500. Okay, back to the

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and the mustache man shares a photo before and after liver transplant by why the child became darker and yellower. Oh, did he take the boy's liver? Oh, that's me, don't say that, come on, by the way, jaundice. it's something that happens when you have a defective liver because it affects your bile metabolism bacteria viruses parasites cancer cells immune system a peanut yes, really sometimes our immune system

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excessively to things that are not dangerous, but also immune systems are wonderful, wonderful .

Think about your immune system right now because you are surrounded by germs, bugs, cancer cells and your immune system is taking care of all of that without you thinking about it. Women love to tell you to wash your water bottle, it gets clean every time I feel it. It is pain, it does not necessarily have to be washed against the current. I can't begin to tell you how much nasty bacteria we all have in our mouths, that if you let it sit in a used water bottle, how quickly it grows, oh, it's like a petri dish in there. after a while, no one breastfeeds and uses laptops every time I walk past one of my nurses or phlebotomists, go Mike, nice veins, I'm like you don't draw blood from these Draculas.

Dr. Mike, check out his five-minute crafts. Health tricks. Dr. Mike springtails. Honestly, you shouldn't sue because they spread erroneous medical information, maybe someone else can sue them for that. I should sue them for the medical damage they did to my neurological system after watching those videos which, by the way, will be linked below. I'm here, I'm weird and my joint pain is moderate to severe, yes joint pain sucks and you know, the really bad thing about joint pain is that we often have to figure out what the cause is and not It's always obvious, sometimes it could be something like that. simple like the way we sit ergonomically at work or it could be something more serious like an autoimmune condition, for example rheumatoid arthritis, macaroni and cheese, beer, double cheese, PI, you know, it's so funny.

I just went to watch MKBHD Marquez Brownlee Tech YouTuber if not I don't know the biggest one, probably a Play Ultimate Frisbee because he is a professional frisbee player. I have to say that he is the American Ultimate Puck League that he won in the playoffs, which was really cool. I was able to greet him. Here's a photo of us, but there was this guy drinking IPA in front of me and it was like citrusy melon and peachy mango. I wonder how much fruit you can put in a beer before it's no longer a beer and an alcoholic juice, come on, that's fooling a wise doctor once.

They wrote a prescription for penicillin because they were worried about a penicillin allergy, but they knew that 90 of the patients who think they have penicillin algae actually don't know it, why is that funny? I can read this. I thought you could, yeah no problem, save money by buying the lenses and not the frames, honestly the whole frame thing is ridiculous and I don't know if this applies to glasses. I know it applies to sunglasses. It is run by one or two organizations that have a monopoly on the worldwide distribution of frames and is very shady. There are really good videos on the topic tomorrow I want to sleep late I'm dying to sleep night and sleep this happens very often not to everyone.

I can't put everyone in this category because some people suffer from true insomnia for a multitude of reasons, but we are all to blame for our inability to fall asleep at night. A lot of this has to do with what is under our control. Do not take long naps during the day. Do not drink caffeine close to bedtime. Stop taking pre-workout at 7 p.m. when you get home. from work tired you want to go to the gym it has a ton of caffeine it will be in your system it will make it difficult for you to fall asleep then you get anxious and angry and it ruins your mental state then your blood pressure goes up, that's how heart disease happens, how men bathe with deep exfoliating water again, yes you should definitely put your feet on because that's where the fungus lives, most people will do it at some point especially if your athletes will develop athlete's foot or maybe a nychomycosis, which is a fungal nail infection. and it's hard to get rid of them, you know, trying one of those topical things usually doesn't work well and it takes six to 12 months to heal even if you use it and then if it fails, it's like 50 50, so you have to do the oral treatment and oral treatment not only do you have to do it for 12 weeks, but in between you have to have a blood test, actually before and in between, have a blood test, so make sure your liver is not inflated because these long-term medications can inflame your liver clean your feet you know how I got these scars oh my God, I have been caught with those for those who don't know those are popsicles they are not good for you artificial colors in abundance a lot of sugar added in abundance If you drink them once in a while it's probably not the end of the world, but when you open them you have to open them and it creates these very fine sharp edges that when you suck on the frozen pop it ends up cutting your mouth.

I wish I had one of those right now to cut off the mustache that Sam made me wear throughout this video. The new version of the operation only has players use essential oils instead of performing a medical procedure. Honestly, instead of similar body parts, you should be there. able to deposit small crystals oh you have appendicitis here you have a small jade crystal oh you like to be more fertile here is a jade courtesy of goop something real that happened by the way, one bite of this chip would instantly kill a 15th century peasant why what have we done?

They developed superpowers that they didn't have in the 15th century and why would a single peasant who would be royalty be immune to the colder range of Doritos every time they eat Doritos and this is not accurate. I feel like I'm eating poison, but it tastes great. and it's probably not poisoned, it's just not an ideal food to eat frequently in medical school, be it like identifying the nerve, oh my god, here's a picture of what the bodies of thecorpses when we have to identify the nerves and you will see how similar It is in this photo that is really very difficult.

I would go in and when you learn the nerves you'd say, "Oh, these are really clean," I get that, but when they remove all the other landmarks and there's only one trapped nerve, it's very difficult. to identify where you are in the body, what can be smooth but also rough, the endoplasmic reticulum. I knew it. I would wait, why is that funny? I think the first comment is someone trying to be sexual. But all the time I thought about the plastic reticulation. which can also be soft I know a Brazilian Jiu Jitsu fighter, they are soft, they are all so tough, someone with eye drops puts eye drops, eye drops, it's okay, at least I followed that one, it's well, by the way, we overuse Visine because Visine is what it is.

What it does is it vasoconstricts the arteries in your eyes and that's not always good because if your eyes are vasodilated, meaning the blood vessels inside your eye, that could be for a reason and just forcing them closed may not be ideal. . Actually, I know, Dr. Glocken. Blocking is not a big fan of frosting, it's one of his biggest fears or so he told me in our interview, didn't you say you hate Visine so much and that's your biggest fear. I could have said that I hate Visine more than anything else in the world. Yes. I had to save a gentleman's life on a transatlantic flight.

A cat. A tin. A CT scan. cat and a CAT scan a cat can scan a cat can scan a cat in a CAT oh no a cat can scan a cat's can in a CAT that's my son cat lovers will love this one here are some college tips that I said for my nephew but it could work for you too, check that out and as always stay happy and healthy, trust me I will shave it unless you tell me not to in the comments. Many thanks again to Audible for sponsoring this video.