Mean Tweets – Music Edition #4

"Nick Jonas was cute when he was in the Jonas Brothers. And now he looks like (LAUGHTER) a ferret." "Looks like Usher is going to stop in the middle of sex because he got cold." "P!nk makes

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for the obnoxious white wedding parties who drunkenly walk into a Denny's and (LAUGHTER) ruin everyone's evening." He would have said Waffle House, but whatever. "Looking at Alice Cooper, the only thing I can think of is that he looks like a sack of balls with his face painted." Well, that's fair. "The Lumineers are the

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al equivalent of a half-sweet triple venti frozen caramel macchiato.

Them and this." "Common is the Pottery Barn of rappers." What do you know about rappers? "Honestly, saying Blink-182 is your favorite band is like saying I'm fine (LAUGHTER) living with herpes." "I used anti-frizz shampoo on my pubic hair and now my penis (LAUGHTER) looks like Steve Aoki." "TLC's Waterfalls has to be the worst song about waterfalls of all time". That's... you know what? That's kind of like a natural earth bitch, you know what I'm saying? That said that. "Fallout Boy is the comic manuscript without the music; both (LAUGHTER) are completely overused." "Zendaya's skinny A-F. Damn, she looks like a whole (LAUGHTER) spaghetti." That's great!

That's great. "I'd rather be on the street and watch two cats collide in an alley than go to a Ludacris concert." "Adam Levine is if a flaccid penis could sing." Brother. This is riddled with errors. "Niall Horan is ugly. Good night everyone." "Erykah Badu's boobs look like..." I had three babies. -"LOL. Meghan Trainor looks like that girl my parents would force me to listen to if she were white." "If you're a man and you're listening to Depeche Mode, put your hand in your vagina and put your balls down." "I left more talent in my bathroom this morning than Green Day ever had.

Green Day sucks." I'm glad you're thinking about us while you poop. We are doing something right. We'll think of you while we stink... Congratulations on making it to the end. from a YouTube video. Why not celebrate by clicking the Subscribe button?