Mean Tweets – Music Edition #4
"Nick Jonas was cute back when he was in the Jonas brothers. And now, he looks like (LAUGHING) a ferret." "Usher seems like he'll stop in the dead ass middle of sex because he got chilly." "P!nk makes
musicfor obnoxious white bridal parties that drunkenly walk into a Denny's and (LAUGHING) ruin everyone's evening." I would have said Waffle House, but whatever. "Watching Alice Cooper, and all I can think of is that he looks like a ball sack
with face paint on." Well, that's fair. "The Lumineers are the
musical equivalent to a triple venti half sweet iced caramel macchiato. them and this." "Common is the Pottery Barn of rappers." What the you know about rappers? "Like honestly, saying Blink-182 is your favorite band is like saying I'm OK (LAUGHING) living with herpes." "Used anti-frizz shampoo on my pubes, and now my penis (LAUGHING) looks like Steve Aoki."
"Waterfalls by TLC has to be the worst song about waterfalls ever." That's-- you know what, that's just some like natural earth bitch, you know what I'm saying? That said that. "Fallout Boy is the Comic Sans MS of
music-- they're both (LAUGHING) entirely overused." "Zendaya's skinny A-F. Damn, looking like a (LAUGHING) whole spaghetti." That's awesome! That's awesome. "I'd rather be homeless and watch two cats bang in an
alley than to go to a Ludacris concert." "Adam Levine is if a flaccid penis could kind of sing." Bro. This is riddled with mistakes. "Niall Horan is ugly. Good night, everyone." "Erykah Badu tits look like ."." I had three babies. - "LOL. Meghan Trainor looks like that girl my parents would force me to listen to If I were white." "If you're a guy and you're listening to Depeche Mode, reach into your vagina and pull your
balls back down." "I left more talent in my toilet this morning than Green Day has ever had. Green Day sucks ." I'm glad that you're thinking about us while you're taking dumps. We're doing something right. We'll think about you while we're sucking .. Congratulations on making it to the end of a YouTube video. Why not celebrate by clicking the Subscribe button? You earned it.