Mean Tweets - Music Edition #6

BILLIE EILISH DRESSED LIKE THEY STOLEN HER CLOTHES AT THE GYM AND THEY GAVE HER WHAT THEY HAD IN LOST AND FOUND. IT LOOKS LIKE THEY HAVE A WHITE VAN WITH "FREE CANDY" WRITTEN ON THE SIDE. IT'S A BLACK VAN. SOULLESS, PURPOSELESS AND VIRTUOUS SELLING. NICE COMMERCIAL DORITOS YOUR PIECE OF . ARE THERE PEOPLE I DON'T LIKE? THAT . I'D RATHER LISTEN TO A BARN FULL OF VACCINATED PIGS THAN LUKE BRYAN'S NEW SONG. I HAVE VACCINATED THE PIGS. AND THAT'S HORRIBLE. HOW CRAZY ARE YOU ON A SCALE OF ONE BY PERRY FERRELL. OH. 100% PERRY FERRELL. WHY DOES GREENDAY'S TREY COOL LOOK LIKE THE EMOW VERSION OF TED CRUZ?

GOOD. I FEEL LIKE LEON BURGESS MAKES MUSIC FOR STRAIGHT WHITE COUPLES TO DANCE IN THEIR KITCHENS, BUT ONLY IF THEY HAVE GRANITE COUNTERTOPS. I STILL LIKE IT EVEN THOUGH I'M GAY AND POOR. WHY A MEMBER LOOKS LIKE A SPORTSMAN WHO IS ALSO A VAMPIRE. Okay, I'll take that as a compliment. WHAT IF GOD IS REALLY JOHN MAHER COVERING DAVE MATTHEWS' COVERS IN THAT BAR YOUR DAD LIKES? HOW HE'S STILL ALIVE. BUS PASSES AND HAPPY MILLS, TWO THINGS I IMAGINE LIZZO HAS SEEN A LOT. HE MAKES MUSIC FOR PEOPLE WHO TRY THE GASOLINE BEFORE FILLING THEIR TRUCK WITH IT.

THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. I'll give them that one. I JUST WATCHED A BEAUTIFUL PERFORMANCE FROM CASRDI B, AND THE BITCH LOOKS LOUD WITHOUT ANY SOUND. HOW DO I LOOK NOISY? HOW DO I LOOK NOISY? AM I LOUD? I don't even think it's loud. MY ASS. Jimmy: YOU'RE IN PERFECT VOLUME, CARDI.