Ricky Gervais On Gay Marriage Laws In California | BEST OF SCIENCE | Universal Comedy

incarcerated for homosexuality have come a long way from being punishable and illegal to full equality as it should be gay by consent just like heterosexuality and even gay

marriage

, although in the one place it was ahead of the game, ironically, they ordered from left behind uh California um they overturned it in the last election they had a referendum and said no to gay

marriage

uh you have people in San Francisco going that's why we moved here it's a strange kind of intolerance that can affect lifestyle from someone who doesn't affect you, it's not like they were someone once and they said do you mind if these two men get married and they said oh yeah, okay, okay, give them a handjob, then what I didn't know was going to happen.

It's also a strange kind of intolerance because presumably those people who oppose that are the same people who said that homosexuals were promiscuous and immoral, but now they don't want to be monogamous and respectful in the eyes of God and they must be very confused. by refusing a homosexual. A guy in California says that's the part they don't want with everything else we do, that's the part they should go to the judges, sorry, can I clarify the rule? What do you want to know? Can I marry a man? Can't. Can I fuck his ass and give him some scope?

Yes, of course, I can't get married. No, can I pick up a stranger in the bushes, take him home, jerk him off, and kick him out in the morning, all crusty and homeless, please, could I? I will not marry him, there is no right. Can I get 15 men in one? I'm just rifling 15 men in a semicircle naked bent over, spreading their buttocks and placing a dildo on each part of my body and attacking them for half an hour if you want. yeah, I don't know why I chose 15 in a semicircle. I think subconsciously I was thinking about that 15 to 1 TV show that would have been different, right?

I line them up and I wouldn't face them either. I'd pit them against me so you could get one thing, oh no, if you masturbated with 15 men at once, kids, it's like spinning a plate, it's like spinning a plate, why no, it is because you got these two ready to work. but they're losing control so you gotta do it so you gotta go oh oh oh oh oh for love oh, isn't it crazy to masturbate for 15 minutes once? I never thought I'd say that again. Oh, I'm so glad I did. Don't cancel, it's great to see all your smiling and happy faces, probably yes, thank you, you probably feel very lucky to be able to get a ticket to see a living legend, or no, I'm not. funny, but you're lucky, yes you are.

I'm joking of course, the pleasure is all mine. Thank you very much for coming to spend your hard-earned money. I know there has been a recession and someone told me if it is still going on. It really was. It doesn't affect me just being honest just being honest um we can laugh about it now come on um I don't understand the recession, it wasn't until last year that I found out that you could go to your bank and say can I withdraw my cash? and they might see, no we don't have it, I'm sorry, wait, no, I've got £50,000 saved, you're not where it is, I don't quite know, if you check the vault it's empty, what was the point of that?

You could also save it. a tie, little spotty, let's get on with this, no one wants to be here all night, now listen, you can have too many good things like heroin, although too much heroin is death, basically, what's wrong with him? well it was lovely, but too much, that's what kids try anything once, sure, try it, but you know this about heroin, go, oh, go on, I'll take one, I'll take one heroin, that's right, oh, just take that one, oh, that's just oh, that's lovely, that gives us, I can't have just one, they're like elbows, I mean, a serial murder, I mean, it's surprisingly dumb, you think, oh, I just commit a crime of penis.

I love all that. I love all that. I'll just go out. you go out and cut someone up and you don't just kill them if you're a serial killer, kill them, eat them in that order, at least have something, you know what I mean? I don't want to See you in 10 years, oh why do you do it, oh Ricky told me to try to be a serial killer, oh what did you do? I just killed him, well you didn't kill him or eat him, now get out of my courtroom and you, go well, I already did that, I got rid of all the body parts, well, not all of them I keep a little for Then, what, Jesus Christ, oh, maybe you shouldn't mix alcohol with painkillers, right, it just seemed like a waste, right? and um.

You come home and you're fine. I have done. I'll never have to do it again before you know it. You will be Q again with a new CL. Go. Go. Here we go again. Wikipedia. It says that

science

is the concerted human effort to understand the physical or natural world,

science

seeks the truth and does not discriminate, so something is true or not, it has no will, no hope, okay, you know, moral conscience. For better or worse, he discovers things whether it is inventing the atomic bomb capable of causing mass human destruction or discovering ways to end hunger.

Another interesting phrase coined about the dropping of the atomic bomb on a roshima. Someone said to drop the atomic bomb on AR. Roshima is an example of how science goes wrong, while I think it worked wonderfully, right? I guess that's what they wanted to happen, didn't they say how we can assemble 100,000 Japanese people very quickly? Someone said to test the atomic bomb. It worked? So the science worked out a little bit. Yes, science went wrong with them coming. Exploded? No no. Did he kill someone? One just hit him right in the Ed. I was out buying a camera, probably closed upstairs thank you very much I should I should explain something right away normally when I go on stage it's amazing I'm doing cartwheels I'm doing backflips it's spectacular but I hurt my back um that's true that's true I tore a spinal muscle playing golf.

I know what you're thinking about playing a game as stupid as golf, but no, I've been in agony. I'm on painkillers right now so if I suddenly start talking like Katona you'll know why I'm not drunk I'm not drunk mother of year one you um when the doctor gave me the painkillers this is true he said no you can't drink alcohol with these and I went, no So I don't want them and he said what I told him, give me some that you can drink alcohol with and he said: we are not made to drink with painkillers oh you, my mother, just K, like this which yeah, I've been walking around like the Elephant Man but without the big one, obviously, I assume he had a big elephant to go with the edge, so no, then he would balance things out, no because then he would look in the mirror and say, oh no, what Zippy, what was that? no, shut up, so no, then he's ready, oh no, oh, look at that head, wait, although what's going on down here, swings and roundabouts, let's celebrate, the buns are on me, um, me.