Ricky Gervais On Autograph Hunters | Science | Universal Comedy

I was doing a radio interview a while ago on Capital Radio in Leester Square and it was live, which is always a mistake because these little monsters listen to you at home and nowadays, because of the phone scandals, if something is pre-recorded, they got it. to tell you about it, so if it's really live, they talk about it and say he's actually here now in the heart of London, it's Ricky ha, it's 11 and they listen to you and say, he's there and they come and wait they know where you are right and I was going down the stairs after the interview and the security guard said oh there are some

autograph

s and I went out and there were like 16 of them, I don't know the collective noun gagong right, right and the first thing I tell you hit is the Bo, it's amazing, okay, so I'm, I'm nice to them, they're strong and, uh, and I'm Sig, get, I'm running away. and as I was leaving, I feel like someone hit me there and I looked down and it wasn't one of them, it was an old lady who had wandered around the square, she was about 60 65 years old, she really was a little dirty, right?

She had a kind of scarf with some kind of tassels and a kind of robe and some kind of bracelets and she sold herself as a kind of twig wrapped in tin foil again. I don't know what the politically correct term is. Smelly traveler, I think? It's, I think it is and she was lucky, another one I went, no, thank you, I want to go back, how lucky it is, it's, how lucky it is, because you're covered and you're begging in Lester Square, so worm. Get off, uh, sorry, so, hundreds of old cupcakes, okay, Kenard, at home, be unctuous, right, some crazy fat lady sat there with her legs crossed every time the Department of Defense goes home, she It does that, right?

I mean, everyone ignores her, she should go. to each concert obviously a little bit was a stalker DOD not discouraged at all just doing his thing Jane goes don't look I go you're laughing Ain you I can't take my eyes off her I'm I'm looking at this every time I go, I'm looking at it, I'm looking at her, I'm looking back because it's like playing tennis on a floor above the kitchen nest, it was like and then she's there and this is true. story after about 20 minutes, his hand goes down the tights, yeah, yeah and oh right, so I can all feel them moving, oh my god, oh my god, suddenly this is interesting again, um, right, so I'm just and no, but she's not. doing it discreetly, her little legs are stretched out now, I mean, 20 yards in front of do T to make little jokes about taxes, it was under the rug, right, and she's not, no, but she's making a noise, it's not my, She's m, she's like going. because she was a flipper, right?

Timmy is falling into a well. I think he wants us to follow her. but she's out of my head and she's in yours now oh m H H this show is called

science

because of the way Wikipedia says that

science

is the concerted human effort to understand the physical or natural world, science seeks truth and does not discriminate. something that is true or it is not, has no will to hope, okay, you know, a moral conscience, for better or worse, discovers things whether that is inventing the atomic bomb capable of causing massive human destruction or discovering ways of finish. famine.

They coined an interesting phrase for me about the dropping of the atomic bomb on a roshima. Someone said that dropping the atomic bomb on a roshima is an example of science going wrong, while I think it worked wonderfully. I guess that's what they wanted. It was not so? They said: How can we assemble 100,000 Japanese very quickly? Someone said, "Try the atomic bomb that went off. It worked. Then the science went right a little bit. Yeah, the science went wrong coming. Did it explode? No, no. Did it kill someone? It just hit them right in the Ed.

I was buying a camera. It probably went out. No, but that's not science's fault. You know what I mean? Science figured out that process can release all that energy. in charge, science is to improve our existence, the big one, obviously, there is famine, okay, and you can't have a good life if you don't have any life and I'm all friends in famine, obviously, as long as it doesn't affect me in the least, which brings me to this little trend that we must eradicate. This happened to me the night before last, exchanging gifts with friends, old people, old friends, good friends, fairly well-off friends, yes I'm being honest, I gave them a making machine.

South Brides top range coffee, they loved it, they loved it and they gave me mine, it was just a card, I thought oh vouchers, I opened it, they weren't vouchers. it was just a card with a picture of a goat on it um and uh some things about and I said what is this. I said oh um our gift to you is uh we gave a goat to an African family what I'm looking at the coffee machine Is it too late to say it's a mistake? Take that thing away, they had it under their arm, so uh, what is it?

Oh um, we bought a goat from you and gave it to an African family, oh, oh, so I have it all. That's basically what you're saying, isn't it? I mean, why don't I even know this African family? Why would I give him a goat? Why would I give him my goat? A goat. I didn't know I had to do it. limit AG goat give me my goat see where my goat is I mean arrogance I say I got you a goat but I gave it to you that next year I'm going oh I got you a hedgehog but I threw it at some gypsies on the road is that okay, this is no good, this is no good for anyone, they are 50 pounds lighter.

I have nothing, okay, the African family is not going to have another mouth to feed, right, the goat is leaving, where am I? What the hell a week ago? I was betting on the CWS, there was grass and tourists with nuts and this is a Dust Bowl. There is no way the goat would want to go to Africa. There was no way they were basically kidnapping her. They kidnapped her. They put her in a sack and tied her up. on a boat to Africa like roots backwards, there's no way that when they said do you want to go to Africa, I definitely said no, no way, no, come on, why didn't you want to go to Africa? um lions, come on, why not?

Do you want to go to Africa? Well, AIDS shouldn't affect you, it shouldn't.