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THE GHOST OF ACADEMIC FUTURE - Liz Miele FULL SPECIAL

Apr 06, 2024
please put your hands together keep that energy up for the very funny liz miley that's enough i don't want to start complaining right away but that's pretty much my act i didn't grow this year i didn't become a better person i just maintained it's really good for my. My therapist said I was good enough, so I don't really need your approval. I pay a woman to tell me I'm fine and I'd like you to remember that for about an hour. Brilliant. I don't think you're going to agree with this opening statement, but I needed a pandemic, yes, I was very tired.
the ghost of academic future   liz miele full special
I went to seven weddings in 2019, seven, three were for love, those are fine, the other four were definitely because they were in their 30s and they were getting scared and it's like having the courage to wait for the recycled ones to come back, that's what what am I doing. I want a 45 year old divorced man with kids who can drive because Uber is expensive, okay? one of love's weddings was my best friend from high school she's my favorite person so i gave her two weekends i make all my money on the weekends i gave her two

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weekends i gave her one wedding weekend and I gave her a bachelorette weekend and The bachelorette weekend lasted three days, no, in Philadelphia, with 16 women, that's too many people.
the ghost of academic future   liz miele full special

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You can only have 11 men on a football field. Why do you need more support than the giants? Amanda is not excited, except for the last day. I'm going on a

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tour and before I tell you about this

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tour, you need to know my relationship with ghosts, which is that I don't believe in them and I've had to tell people too many times as an adult that I don't believe in ghosts, You should only tell someone once, when you're nine, at a sleepover, when they bring out a Ouija board, that's the only time, but I've had to tell so many adults. my aunt, very adult, six times I don't believe in ghosts and it's a bit sad story when my aunt was 11 years old she lost her mother, who would have been my grandmother, so every two months she talks to a medium so I can talk with my grandmother, which is fine, I'm not judging her, I take vitamins, we all do things that aren't real, okay, it's just a little intense because every couple of months I get an email that says, Hi Liz, I talked to the grandmother and her.
the ghost of academic future   liz miele full special
She wanted me to tell you that she believes in you and she believes you'll make it and I'm like grandma won't make it, you know? Is she really in a position to give predictive advice? When we decide that ghosts have predictive abilities is it only because of the Christmas carol and if we are to assume that ghosts are here because they have unresolved problems, shouldn't there be more important issues than Christmas, like why the ghost of the Christmas tree doesn't appear? climate change every time? your trash can is overturned why do we assume it's raccoons? you clearly have a possessed trash can now you're being chased by the same people who are chasing greta and gore prepare to have a year where no one believes you i digress i don't i don't believe in ghosts but i love tours of ghosts Clap your hands if you've ever been on a ghost tour.
the ghost of academic future   liz miele full special
Oh, you're actually ruining my data. It's a pretty good mix, honestly, every time I ask that question, it's 90 women. Women love spending $20 to take selfies and having people analyze them is their favorite pastime for everyone who didn't clap. I have been on 11 ghost tours. I'm pretty sure I'm an expert. All are equal. These are all ghost tours. I've once seen a failed actor standing in front of an old building. She wears old clothes but very new sneakers and then tells a very boring story with a lot of enthusiasm, so it's like Margaret used to make quilts in 1842.
Then she got cholera and died and now she makes quilts forever, that's it, that's it the tour, right, it's just over and over again, and this guy didn't even mix them up, he'd just like to freak out about the last sentence and me. It was like what are you doing brian? you're an actor, get in on this diversify the scares maybe whisper a spooky fact or crawl under our dresses tell our uterus a haunted tail or start putting on makeup make sure we're paying attention be like I once did a sexual experience with a ghost She got pregnant I have a half-ghost daughter her name is Greta oh my god thank you for laughing that whole joke depends on you knowing that there is a viral meme of Greta Thunberg being a ghost and from the past it went viral during the pandemic okay yeah You don't know, Honestly, I think we can all correctly assume that Greta Thunderberg is a ghost, I know, I just said for five minutes, I don't believe in ghosts, but she's 16, she's the only person in the world who cares for climate change I thought I was having fun and then I discovered Greta Thunberg.
I was like honey, we're all going to die someday. Support yourself, yes, that's what I tweeted at him. She answered me. I'm a ghost, so I did it. Research for you three months ago I discovered that my first boyfriend as if he were my first love got married and it has been more than 12 years. Okay, I know people say that, but that's okay, I just never had an ex get married before and I just did it. I don't understand my feelings and I did what she was supposed to do, obviously I followed her protocol, I looked her up on Instagram and started stalking her right away.
She's very tall, offensively tall, and I think we all know what we're doing. Just when we look at an ex's new partner, we look for someone who looks vaguely like us so we can justify that they were never really over us. In the case of me, I'm looking for Liz off brand, just something in a bag because you couldn't keep this goddess in a box thank you yeah, it just wasn't the case, although she was tall, she was blonde, she had a great job , he seemed friendly, I don't think he ever loved me, yeah, it was a bummer and then I had to process my emotions.
I'm in therapy obviously everyone in New York is the only way to get a good apartment. Here I couldn't even identify my emotions. I had no idea how I felt so I decided to make a list of all the possible emotions and they work in reverse so I thought, okay maybe it's jealousy, it can't be jealousy, I don't want to be with him, they've happened. more than 12 years, it is not jealousy, maybe it is a loss, but it cannot be lost. You can't lose something you don't have, it's not a loss I think it's fear and just follow me on this I think I consider every x a lifeboat that's there just in case okay so if I'm the titanic and the fear of dying is only the iceberg Every Well, we all saw Titanic 20 years ago.
Well, this is good information. I know I had a boyfriend at the beginning of the pandemic. I remember I don't have it anymore. I take some responsibility for the breakup. I thought we should quarantine together. That's so funny now. right, it was supposed to be two weeks, anyone can love anyone for two weeks, I was excited, it was like we were in a love bomb shelter, he says you should leave six months later, I did, it just fast forwarded our relationship like 40 years. You know what I'm talking about? We just became two 70 year olds, we had no jobs, we had nowhere to go, all our friends are dead.
What I'm trying to say is that a year ago we had a fight about where the cashews were and then we just stopped talking and then I went home. I had a house all the time. I don't know. I put so much pressure on this relationship so I walked into my apartment and it's disgusting, like legit and I live with two. Guys, I'm playing Chris for 10 years, I'm playing John for five, you're my friends, I love you, blah blah blah, but it was like a level of disgust that I couldn't ignore, so I texted him and said : Hello guys, The kitchen is disgusting, can you clean it please?
I went to my room. I leave an hour later. They're both cleaning up and Chris looks at me and says, Hey, maybe next time you can text us. Let us know. clean before we get here and then we both win and I was like yeah but you should clean after me you shouldn't clean for me you should clean for yourself and he just starts laughing hysterically he says that's not how it works and he doesn't . wrong, I feel like women go around saying: why can't you be better to be better? and every man says I'll be better when you see the final offer and that's it.
Well, I feel like a woman. They sold me a lie. I feel like women were promised that men would change for us and that has never been the case. Every man I've ever dated has been cookie dough when they promised me cookies. Yes, it's annoying. I'm like you're 37. Why? Not baked yet? They're like it's cookie dough, you just want something sweet, it's good enough and I'm like, yeah, but what if I get salmonella and they're like, who do we know? That's cotton salmonella, who cares and I'm going. I care and they say that's the problem. I think you need to go home and get back to the oven because you're not done yet.
I like them crunchy. No, I don't know what that means in this scenario. I'm starting to understand why I'm single, okay it's nice to know that my ex and I were together for four years and if I'm honest I've only been dating for four and a half years. I don't think he understood how lucky he was. Everyone before him unsubscribed and I took it personally, it really was my fault and I tried to do the work. I tried to fix myself and I don't know how you guys would fix yourselves, but me. I decided to go into therapy, and if you've never been to therapy, I'll just walk you through my journey when I was in my twenties.
I came to the conclusion that my parents didn't finish the job and that I was going to have to pay. out of my pocket for someone to raise me, yes, I took it seriously, I was an adult, I tried to do the work and I would say about three years after I started therapy I really started to feel better, I was happier than I had ever been before to connect. with people the same way I do and they say people can't change but I really felt like I changed and now I've been in therapy for almost nine years and I'm pretty sure I'm better than most people yeah like me.
I don't make more money than anyone else here. I'm not more successful, but emotionally speaking, I'm better than all of you. Yes, I have a Ph.D. I have done the work and I say all this only because my ex was not. I'm not saying he was a bad person, I'm just saying that emotionally speaking we were on completely different pages, so when my ex was mad at me, he wouldn't tell me for weeks, months, years and then something very minor would happen. If this happened, I would forget to text him when I was traveling and he would send me a bunch of crazy texts saying, "I know you're blowing someone in an alley" and it's like I wouldn't come down alleys.
It's so dangerous, like if I were to blow someone, it would be in the bathroom, it's hotter, you know, I'm always cold, he's giving me the first feelings. Does that make sense? Like he hasn't talked to anyone and I would never do that to him. When I was angry with him, he hired a team of consultants. I have a focus group on feelings. All my thoughts are monitored to ensure quality. So when I was mad at him, I called my three best friends and got a friend's perspective. I talk to my roommates and I get a male perspective and then I call my therapist and I get an educated perspective and then I talk to a man on a bus and I get a bus perspective, okay, I take all that information, I take all that data and then i would go up to my boyfriend and say hey you really bothered me yesterday and i was talking to daryl and he asks me who daryl is and i say he rides the b15 focus baby, he's been married four times and he knows what speaks.
About: I love Daryl. I'm going to be his fifth wife. My ex and I were together for four years and we loved each other. We were both very unhappy, so I decided to write an email saying that. I said, "Hey." Man, it looks like we're both very unhappy. Here are some ideas and suggestions to fix it. Do you have any ideas or suggestions? And then he never responded to me. A week after I sent that email, he texted me and said, Hi. you want to come and I go, I don't actually feel comfortable coming until you reply to my email and he says that's totally valid, I'll get back to you.
Another week goes by and he sends me a meme and says, β€œhey.” Isn't this meme and saying funny? Yes, it would be if you emailed me and that went on for a month and a half. I stood my ground and didn't see it. I finally texted him and told him. Hey man, I'm coming today to pick up my stuff and we didn't talk for nine months and then two weeks ago he emailed me saying I abandoned him, you abandoned me, I felt abandoned, I was abandoned, which I didn't do. left at the mall when you were eight to be raised by gap employees you can't abandon a man with a job in an apartment, come on buddy, you're handsome and you live across from a Trader Joe's standThey changed the channel, but he's actually 104 years old and looks so good.
No one tells them how old she is, no one tells them another joke about skin care. I would love to do that for you. In fact, I think I got away with not removing my makeup at night because I was on birth control for 13 years and if they don't. I know how contraceptives work. Prevents women from having babies and acne. The problem is that once you stop, all those pimples and babies come back. Yes, I have 14 children. It has been very difficult today. Two are in the green room right now. I hope someone feeds them. them, it's true, although I stopped using contraceptives, my face exploded, I had very bad cystic acne, I felt very uncomfortable, I felt very insecure, so I went to the doctor, which is just the Internet for me, and another 14 year old girl He told me to put apple cider in it. vinegar on my face and I did it yes I did it for a while and I can't say if it was a good idea or a bad idea all I can tell you is the only reason I stopped doing it is because I thought no one did it would do. a salad, thanks, that joke is exclusive to people who watch the show chopped and care about their skin, so it's really good to know who here knows how to make an arugula salad as toothpaste, whatever it teaches you that show because it's trash, but we all love it.
I love that program. If you don't know, the picadors are like professional chefs, but they are given strange ingredients and they have to like doing magic. And I said no. than just being poor like I don't like it, didn't we all do that? as if I wasn't where is my program? I'm so happy to be here I'm happy to be away from home I'm happy To go back to work you have to understand that a lot of artists just didn't make money and we didn't make money before, but it was really bad because I went into comedy knowing I wasn't going to do it.
I made a lot of money and I was fine with it, I really was, I'm not complaining, but I always lived a very small life, I always made a budget, I lived this very small life and then a couple of years ago I started building a foundation of fans. I started doing well and started living at a medium level, like I was buying things on Amazon. I don't even need them. Okay, I'm living that half-life and then the pandemic happened. I wasn't sure if I was. money again and I got scared and I went back to living small and I felt so angry, I felt very resentful because I was starting to live like an adult, I was starting to do adult things like go shopping.
Don't even buy I bought in a store I bought in a store I bought in the express store Do you know that the store has a moderate price? It's like it's a change. This entire set arrives to you by express. Oh, it's a tag, thank you. Thank you very much, there are two reasons why I buy from Express. The first reason is that I'm very short and they make short jeans and that's important to me because before I discovered Express I had to go get my jeans hemmed, that's an extra 10. dollars and that's three days away from my jeans.
I am sad now. I'm not going to be sad in three days. I want to fill the void of my emotions with denim. Now the other reason I like express is that all their jeans are 74.95. but I have never paid more than 35 dollars because every six weeks they send you coupons in the mail and these coupons are between 40 and 90 off, so I only shop there when I receive the coupons and I tell you all this because it reminds me of a game that I used to play with my little brothers my little brothers are about 10 and 11 years younger than I used to babysit them in high school and we played this game called flea market and the way the flea market worked I had a big jar of coins I gave to them my brothers like two dollars in cents and then I take all this trash that I didn't want I put it on the ground and then my brothers bought my trash with my money and that's how it went every time, so greggy would say how much is that runner? and i would say it's a nickel and he would give me a nickel and i would give him the eraser and then sammy would say how much does that plastic cost? dinosaur and I was telling him it was 10 cents and he was like, I'll give you a nickel for it and I'm going, it's actually in pretty good condition, so I'm just going to take 10 cents and then he's like, well, I'm not.
I want it more and I'm like, Sam, it's all my money, it's all my money, just take the and that's how I feel about express service. Does it make sense to mail me a piece of paper? I give them the piece of paper back and they give me half. price jeans it's like you're an eternal 21 with a mailing list just give me my stupid fucking jeans whenever I want them I don't even think this is a joke I think it's a yelp review I um I think it's just like just like a very well constructed shout out, if someone could record it and send it to HQ I think I could get a really cool coupon.
Two years ago, someone hacked into my bank account and stole all the money in my account, which I'd like to think. It was a bad day for both of us just when they found out I barely have any money, what a waste of time for them and I lost everything I had, then it turns out there was a virus on my computer and they could see me putting in my password so I removed the virus on my computer and on that really shitty day I changed like 45 passwords at once. I was so angry and felt so vulnerable that now all my current passwords are like secret messages to

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hackers and I like to share them with you right now because I don't learn password number one.
I'll kill your family, friend 22. Go yourself, hacker scum 2019. I was your wife last night while you were playing on your computer 69. I'm making a lot. of assumptions with that is like who marries a hacker if he goes south, they could literally ruin your life. I feel like commitment is based on trust and how can you trust someone who can see everything you are doing? When you steal from me, you steal from yourself and that's the entire password. Thank you so much. Yes, it is very strong. I have two roommates because I am very successful. Yes, I understand.
They probably have five or six. They should try harder. um, I only have two, I like my roommates, I really do. My roommate, Chris, is a fashion photographer and videographer and at some point in the middle of this pandemic he got so tired of working in his room that he took all of his equipment and put it on. in the kitchen so I think there are big monitors now in the kitchen so everything he sees I have to see so a couple of weeks ago I was making eggs and I look at him and in secession he's just watching a Lots of shark defense videos, like what to do.
If a shark attacks to be clear we live in Brooklyn he is from the Bronx he just learned to swim a year and a half ago and he has only swum in a pool what are you preparing for Chris and I also watch defense videos? but they're standing up for men, so he's getting ready for a chance encounter in a million and I'm getting ready to leave the house after 8 p.m. m. and I want to be wrong, I want to be wrong so much that I want to be late home. The night is like a crazy bloody mess and he'll be like, "Oh my God, what happened" and I'll be like a shark on the train who'll be like "Look at you, you're dressed like a seal, you were asking for it" feminism right in the we half did it we did it guys I'm really really excited to announce this so I've lived in New York City for 20 years and last year I wanted to check something off my New York City bucket list uh I've been attacked.
On the subway I know, come on, come on, uh, I look like this. I get home at 2 a.m. every night, I've been flirting with it, so it's pretty shocking that it's been 20 years and it wasn't even late at night. I was going into town around 9:00 p.m. No, it's okay, you want to hear the story, I can tell it, okay, so the night of the insurrection I had my own insurrection, it's not true, I don't know how to start this story, but it happened. on January 6th, so if you don't remember, we were all glued to our phones, we were watching YouTube videos, I have a group chat with my friends, I thought this shit was crazy, so I'm on the train glued to my phone, no.
Paying attention, I take responsibility for that, so I'm on the train. I would say four stops before I got off. There's a group of teenage girls here. They are in difficult housing. They're just messing with each other. I ignore them. they arrive my stop I stand in front of the train doors I keep looking at my phone the door is open someone kicks the back of my leg and I lunge forward I turn around and say: what are you kidding me? You're crazy and in front of me are three huge teenagers. I have the body of a high school student.
These are seniors, possibly super seniors. The girl in the middle looks me in the eyes and says, "It wasn't me and I'm losing." My damn mind everything inside me is telling me to attack these girls everything inside me is telling me to fight these girls it's like what am I going to charge kai? a group of teenagers I don't know any martial arts I've never hit someone in me I apologize when my cat bites me I'm barking at no one but everything inside me tells me to hit a child I don't do it I don't calm down I don't even know how I did it I calm down I turn around and when I turn around they start laughing and I become a teenager again because you have to understand I have had this body almost all my life and nothing has changed every day they hit me in the head with a backpack every day every day they hit me in the head with a backpack they don't apologize they don't even turn around they say why can't I move my backpack I'm going to order a drink at a bar I just want to get a seltzer I'll stay at a bar for 10 minutes finally a tall guy starts standing in front of me and ordering as if I don't exist don't pretend my hair isn't tickling your beard sir know I'm 36 years old and I have to worry about underpants and wrinkles when this is over This story has no end I just start crying and it's a psa ad it's okay if you're on a train a bus

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of people whatever take your backpack put it in front of you if you use natural deodorant stop, stop, friend, you smell like strawberries and bo, I'm there, take the cancer, think of others getting us out, I'm j, I'm so happy to be here, I'm happy you guys came out.
I'm, I'm on tour again, which is very exciting for me. What's a little weird is that comics are always on tour, but this is this weird thing where you all are going on vacation right now while we're on tour and I feel like you think it's the same situation, so you guys are their friends and family, they're having fun, they're on, you know, they're having adventures, they're relaxing, but we comics aren't fun, we're not doing anything interesting. In fact, I do the exact same thing in every city I go to and I don't know what other comics do, but this is what I do.
I love art so I'm always looking for street art. I like vintage stores. I like flea markets. handmade stuff if someone puts their heart and soul into some kind of nugget thingy and it's too much money for me I want that I want your nugget thingy I love that stuff okay so I'm in Atlanta a couple of years ago I saw this A woman ago this really pretty thing with glass and I thought it was cool, so we ended up becoming fans of each other and I hired her to do something personal in a glass for my mom for Christmas last year, so two weeks before Christmas. she sends this via express mail nine days later it still hasn't arrived so I go to the website and all the website says is it's late it's like nope sps yeah we know so I call Post Office.
I'm on hold for two. hours and a half and I actually found a very lovely woman, she was very nice, I explained the situation to her, I said, hey, I had this thing made of glass, I live in Brooklyn, people kick things, people steal things, when I'm going to pick up my things and her? I'm so sorry I have the same information as you and I said it was fine but I paid 15 for this to arrive in two or three days and we have missed out massively on that mark. Will I get a refund and she said no and me?
It was like where are we trying to save you? Do you remember a year and a half ago they said save the post office save the post office buy stamps save the post office buy stamps buy stamps buy stamps buy stamps I bought so many stamps what What am I going to do with all these stamps seriously? I should have gotten married 60 years ago. I went to war. I started writing to my wife every day and I would still have stamps left over. I'm not in third grade. I don't have a pen. Dude, what am I going to do with all these stamps?
And this is what bothers me the most. I guess I don't think people realize our most redeeming quality. What we do best in the United States is our customer service. The Europeans are coming. Here your mind is blown and you say, "My God, it feels like the guy at the T-Mobile store really cares about my well-being and it's like no man who is a customer of capitalism is always right, money over of everything we have sold our souls for. Free refunds and a fake smile. The only reason to keep the post office is so that all Americans know what it's like to be anywhere in Poland.
They don't want you there.I have been to Warsaw. That's what they said. I have a genuine question. For you, I don't even know if it's a joke, but I'm taking data and I feel like I'm right and I never get the answer I want, so I'm really hopeless, but is there anyone in the audience in their 50s, 60s, or 70s and or He has parents in their 50s, 60s, or 70s, he's a little obsessed with the post office, they're there every day, they send things in the mail, you don't know what they send to anyone, anyone, I watch your talk, it's always one, It's not hot, it's not a big population, but I swear to God, it's always one, someone's mother, nothing real, okay, let me hear it, so my housemate is a 70 year old woman and every day he still writes in a very stylized way. italics yes and every day you send an envelope or a package to someone and put more than enough postage on it because we have stamps, of course, because we are good people, we are good people, we have so many stamps, you are like that, you could It costs a dollar, I give 7.50 and then two days later it comes back and cannot be delivered as a dress.
Is she sending this to the ghosts? Is your roommate sending this to the ghosts? 70 something year old roommate who goes to the post office sends something in the mail probably to a dead pet, I think that's probably what's going on and then that pet says no thanks and then comes back and is just trying to get rid of the seals that what I see is fine she'll leave this is creepy this you're not even completely ruining my data this is this is a haunted story and I think your roommate talks to ghosts and I know you know how I feel for them So this is crazy oh my god oh my god does she pay the rent?
Who cares about her? Who cares if your roommate is a ghost. If it is, that's actually why we have a rent-stabilized apartment. Because she's been here since 1818. Okay, thank you. I appreciate everyone else. This is okay, so this is 100 true a couple of years ago my mom sent me 30 in quarters not even like it was like a maraca, I thought: what do we do? How is my mom going to go up? I called. I thought. You're losing your mind and she says what she says, you told me the washing machine in your building takes twenty-five cents and that's really nice, but it cost her ten dollars to ship it.
See what my mom says, my mom mailed me just a sock? Recently, just a sock, I thought: Did you send me a sock in the mail? She said: I thought it was your sock. I said: Mom, it's a children's sock. It's definitely like a kid's sock. So this is it. My mom loves the story of the post office. So my little sister got married a couple of years ago. She lives in Los Angeles. My whole family is on the east coast. My mom hates flying. She then calls me and goes. Will you fly with me? I don't want to fly alone.
It was like she got you a week before the wedding. My mom mailed all of her clothes to Los Angeles. Everything that will be worn that week. Her heels. Her makeup. I dressed her. And her logic is that no one will touch my things. Cool bro, not how it works. The day we get to the airport all my mom has with her is a small backpack and all that's in this backpack is her Kindle, her wallet and three huge bags of cinnamon gum, you know what I'm talking about, like the industrial size bags from Sam's Club? gum let's go for four days what's going to happen you need access to as much gum as possible so we got to the airport I abandoned her immediately I have tsa pre I was like see yourself mom um I pay people not to touch my things but I came back, so I came back, I came back, she goes through the I did wrong and I was like mom you have a suspicious amount of gum and you don't have underwear you look like a drug mule we watch drug traffickers together give them your gum mom give them your gum i i gen I love my my mom is a character I love my mom a lot my mom is between 60 and 50 years old she got into crossfit and did crossfit for about eight years then she left crossfit and did kettlebell training and kettlebell competitions then she left kettlebell training and now my mom is a lifter of competitive weightlifting, yes, three weeks ago she lifted 303 pounds and broke state records for her age group and her weight class, you can applaud, that's amazing, yes, yes, okay. okay, let's keep it in perspective, there's like two other old ladies and a dead woman, let's cut it, we're all so proud, it's just that I feel like I could have predicted this

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for her because she was incredibly abusive for most of my childhood, so So strong, why do we let her get stronger?
She feels like a mistake, right, and don't give her the level of my mother. It's just that she was miserable my entire childhood. She had five children. She didn't love us, she told us and now I see it, but. I should have seen it when I was a kid, there were so many signs like uh, okay, remember in the '90s there was a woman who drowned all five of her children at once? Okay, I never looked for that. I never looked for that. As an adult, I never read that article, I only know it because it was a running joke in our family, so my dad would come home from work and say: Hi honey, how was your day? and she says God.
Damn Jim, it was so close to bath nap time, you have no idea, I was like what is nap time, bath time seems dangerous, this is one of my strongest memories, I have like six or seven years, I'm alone in a bathtub and when you're from a big family, that's very rare, so I'm actually very excited about that. I have my mom's full attention. I thought this is my moment. I'm going to impress my mom. So she was like mom. I can hold my breath. underwater for 30 seconds, do you want to see it? And she said, "I bet you could last longer because she believed in me." I don't know if you guys, she believed in me the whole time.
You guys were amazing. Thank you so much. I'm Lizzy from Once Oh, Best Friends.

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