Trump’s Hush Money Trial Starts Monday, Ted Cruz's Tough Week & Jake Byrd at the 2007 OJ Trial

show thanks for watching thanks for coming welcome to H Hollywood You know what I have to say I really appreciate it's been a

tough

day uh God I miss OJ so much already. I really do, since most of you probably know the big story. was that OJ Simpson went to hell today, he arrived at 6:04 this morning, it turns out not much different because it is rare that a celebrity as famous as OJ does not receive a huge amount of love after the news of his death, but he has sense OJ uh this is from your old friend your ex very good friend Caitlyn Jenner tweeted good walks OJ Simpson Bruce Jenner loved OJ Caitlyn is not a fan very hard

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for The first we lost the 99 cent store and now this is uh hey we have a special tribute to the juice and all the madness that surrounded it at one point but first we go to Washington where the atmosphere was celebratory the prime minister of Japan fumio kashida was in town they had a state dinner I don't know this prime minister minister I had no idea at some point he lived in New York he lived here as a child and he recalled that time of his life today before a joint session of Congress I and I remember things that were strange and funny to a little Japanese boy, I like to see the grocery stores .

I still miss that show and even though I was never able to translate. And you know, what a lovely man would have guessed that the only leader who could finally unite both sides would be from Japan. You know, things aren't looking good. for Yad daa fool Donald Trump his um, the porn star's

hush

money

trial

starts

Monday all his many last minute efforts to delay it have failed the only thing left for him is to have sex with everyone in court and pay them $130,000 to shut their mouths Trump lost three appeals in the last three days, he does this at every

trial

to ruin the mechanism he keeps challenging and challenging, and what's worse, all of his trials are delayed and most are now probably They won't be held until after the election, if at all, which I believe.

I don't know, it seems like due process for a witch hunt to me, it's like we can't burn this witch, but her lawyers say the water we used to see if she floats wasn't distilled, but you know what they say. say if at first uh second third fourth fifth 6th 7th e8th n9th or 10th you don't succeed, cry, cry again, at what point are the actions of a sitting president who uses legal warfare and the use of weapons against your opponent for the purposes of electoral interference? like several highly respected jurists, that corrupt Joe Biden has long since crossed that sacred threshold, he is a criminal, he is a horrible president, he can't put two sentences together, he can't do anything, so they turn the government into a weapon and they take Biden, at the same time, he can't do anything and is a ruthless and calculating criminal mastermind.

It makes a lot of sense and by the end of the

week

he will say that Joe Biden is the one who had sex with Stormy Daniels, not him. tomorrow in Mara Lago Donald Trump and House Speaker Mike Johnson will hold a joint press conference on election integrity and that's no joke tomorrow Trump and Mike Johnson will actually hold a press conference to talk about election integrity. I just told you it's not a joke, it's okay, it doesn't matter, Trump has to give a speech on integrity tomorrow because starting Monday he will be in court for cheating on his wife with a porn star shortly after Melania gave up. birth to his son, so time was of the essence here and Trump and Johnson are a good pair not only do they act like a ventriloquist and his dummy also look like one what's happening is Trump tickling his tummy what's happening now This comes at a time when Marjorie Taylor Green, who is Trump's second biggest fan after Himself, is actively threatening Mike Johnson and Johnson is hoping that if he

starts

hanging out with Trump more, she will stop taking his

money

to lunch, but in the meantime, Donald may be getting help from his former meatball rival, Ron Ron de Santis has reportedly started telling donors that he intends to do so.

Raising money for Trump, which should be easy given her magnetism and natural charm, but Ronda Santz, as you know, spent most of the year criticizing Trump, now she wants to raise money for him and there's actually a very good reason why which is a bit um. it's another chicken that's had its back removed, they call it spit talk, I think speaking of the runner-up, Trump's occasional concubine, Ted Cruz is having a rough week, a watchdog group called The Campaign Legal Center filed a complaint with the Federal Election Commission saying the company that produces Cruz's podcast has been funneling money to his super pack, which would be a violation of campaign finance law.

You can't like selling advertising and giving that money to yourself. Ted's super pack is called Truth and Courage, which is nice coming from the guy who ran away. to Cancun during a snow storm and blamed it on his daughter. His campaign claims that no laws have been broken because Ted does the podcast as a volunteer. They say he appears on the show three times a week for free the same way his face appears in our nightmares, but. That's a very crazy loophole and the Watchdog group that filed the complaint, this is interesting, is run by the same Watchdog that Ted abandoned in the storm.

Snowflakes bite them, snowflake in Arizona. I'm sure you heard that the state supreme court decided it was okay to enforce an 1864 law banning abortion, yesterday Republican lawmakers in Arizona refused to repeal that law and if you're wondering what kind of people would do something like this, this It's amazing, this happened right before the ruling Republican state senator named Anthony Kern had a group. of anti-abortion extremists on the floor and I mean on the floor of the Senate chamber praying together in tongues, so be it father God, so be it Lord right now we simply release the presence of the Lord in the theater chamber, we simply release floating the glory of God on camera and guess what worked, uh, these are the people who take over your uterus right there, drooling on the carpet in Arizona, President Biden con condemned the decision, said he was not in favor of this law when they approved it. back in 1864 and now not a fan of it but the Biden campaign they launched yesterday on a very different page launched a new program to engage voters in the lgbtq plus community it's called Biden Harris which is a clunky title but Definitely better than their original slogan, which was imag jomosexual, but team Biden sees an opportunity here and they are going all in.

It's me, Joe Biden, and I'm excited to announce the launch of a new campaign for Biden Harris, All About You. LGBT beauties, listen, I may be straighter than a bamboo fishing rod, but I'm the most gay-friendly president in history. My dear mother always used to say that you can't spell Biden without por and that's the key if Trump wins this November democracy. As we know, he will disappear, that's why I ask you to vote for me. Remember when I accidentally forced Obama to support them before he was ready. Bo was poor. They touched my butt and not in a good way, so if you are a teddy bear, a twinkle star or an indigo girl, it doesn't matter if you are a she, them, them, zatty or a gay parade.

I love you and I want to sneak up behind you and rub your shoulders, no matter who. you are or if you want it, please vote for Yah's queen for me Joe Biden. I'll make sure the White House keeps the Hunty down boots. I may be a sister, but I support you. Sister, I'm Joe Biden and I ate that. up and I didn't leave any crumbs, what the hell did I say? I don't know, I don't know either, I said it right, back to um OJ, you know, before there was Donald Trump, uh, before there was DJ, we had OJ, uh, it's hard. to explain to people of a certain age how big this OJ story was, that was all that changed, the way the news was covered, there was constant non-stop OJ on every channel and we made the most of it with our old friend Jake Bird, who was very supportive of OJ and Michael Jackson in Paris Hilton every time a celebrity was arrested, Jake was there to protest, so when we sent Jake to OJ's arraignment in Nevada, you know OJ committed a series of crimes trying to recover his own memories in Las Vegas, said Jake Herd, who not only covered the story, but became part of the story, let's turn back the clock to

2007

, enjoy Jake Bird at the OJ trial , are you ready, ready, Jake Bird here, he lives in Las Vegas, you know he called the OJ Simpson trial the trial of the century now it's a painting in a restaurant in front of the OJ Simpson retrial and look there dead Johnny Cochin with his hand in a chicken we go to court, come on, come on, you can't cross me out.

I've been following this all along OJ, we know OJ is innocent, he's being fooled by a biased legal system that keeps black people like us down, thank you, what if OJ barged into a room and committed himself armed. robbery or kidnapping with the deadly weapon, the point is that he should be able to get away with it because he's gotten away with things that are much worse, well, I mean, but much worse, people get a case of DO and, uh, uh, you've never made any mistakes. I mean, look at those pants where they came from, we hope that Mr.

Simpson is prosecuted and released, yes, pretty quickly, because everyone knew who his lawyer was. This guy is his innocent or not guilty client. I'm not sure it makes a difference in the eyes of the law he is both friend he is innocent and not guilty thank you my only focus up to this point has been to secure Mr. Simpson's release from a good job friend on high thank you very much come on thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you and I appreciate it, man, good job, you know, and that's been our focus. Okay, thanks everyone, thanks Joe Pesy, no more questions to forgive the side show.

Yale galanter Yale galanter OJ Simpson's lawyer is welcomed into the world of OJ Simpson and criminal law by a man wearing an I Love Celebrities cap, see this cast of characters there, uh, baseball cap. I love celebrities, look at the man in the OJ and 07 shirt, he became part of the Simpsons defense team, our favorite. In part, I think we can agree with yesterday's OJ circus, which is helping me get through it. The Jake Bird man was repeatedly interrupted by Jake Bird who was wearing an OJ t-shirt. Our number one story on the countdown. He's the guy on the right, the one wearing the OJ 07 T-shirt with the hat that says ihart famous people it was hard to take your eyes off one of the people in the crowd Fox's Lori Do has more on the man who's getting a lot more that his 15 minutes of fame, yes.

John, much of America has been watching these 15 minutes, and I for one hope these 15 minutes are over. Even the so-called celebrity appeared. The Avenger. Jake Bird. I support celebrities because they don't have a voice to speak for themselves. I came here to let OJ know that all of America, all of America is rooting for him in the th%, the biggest loser of the day, the ultimate sucker, Jake, see, I missed the thing, am I the winner or the loser? you were the big loser, but you're a winner I'm okay, I'm a little worried, you think this is all a joke Dan Abrams, if this were an OJ joke, I would say what OJ's favorite serving of soda is, but it's not a joke, okay, not a joke, we appreciate you taking the time. to come on the show today this can I just tell you something can I tell you something?

I got a chance for white people to jump on the bandwagon, come white people, we have video now of OJ walking here, it's OJ back in the suit walking around it's touchdown Simpson the juice is free the juice is free two for two CJ right in front and driving American D oh wow oh my god oh Jake you know what I'll tell you, he may not have been the best husband in the world, but he was my friend. I'm so sorry Jake, but thanks for being here, rest easy in Ju, Jake, bird, everyone.