Podcast #256 - Guessing Companies by Hearing The Slogans

I know eighty now Cisco Systems yeah okay don't call us human network give me the X the X yeah okay buy it sell it I love it buy it list it sell it love it or list it or list it or TLC, buy it, sell it, love. It's an eBay, yeah, okay, okay, I only have a few more, the best a man can get. The best tires in the world have white writing all over them. Firestone no Michelin no 2019 has been really what are you doing? What is that 2019? It's been a real why did you shake your head?

Are you OK? I'm fine. I feel a little bad. How is this a clue? Julianne, anything can be left blank, you just did well, a lot of positive things happened. in 2020, nineteen was a great good year, good year, nice, doesn't mean I was

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tires and then you started shaking your head, well, I have to play too, okay, you guess and I shake, oh, the snack I smile back goldfish YUM I'm going to change the name of this episode to how they brainwash Jenna this is scary I'm scared for me quality never goes out of style mmm I swear if you get this quality never goes out of style I don't I know it's like a fashion company hmm it's shoes without clothes hmm men's clothing sounds like Men's Wearhouse it's not just for me just for men and Jenna it's not more specific you wear them on your legs Dockers no Lee jeans the first part of that word Leeeso it doesn't help at all it's Lee that's the first part of the word it's jeans now I know I'm lost Levi's Levi's nice look I was going to get there you said lost mom that means maybe he replied no sorry life is good is that one of them yeah that's what makes for a good laugh I don't know all I can think of is that brand that just says life is good and has a happy face so that clouds my ability to do well that's the brand and I'm reading that It's called a good life, no, but it's nice, it's not called a life, Scott, but the brand you're describing is one of them.

I don't know, it's an abbreviation clue. LG LG, okay, ready, this is your brain on drugs, just like the anti-drugs, yes, an association. for a drug-free America those commercials were legendary hello, okay, I think that's everyone. I mean, there are some in here that I didn't even read because they're so obscure and it wouldn't even be fair. Oh, how about this finger look good? KFC, yes, the relentless pursuit of perfection is like De Beers or some know what a car company is. Oh Nissan, Oh no, Oh Lexus, yes, kind of pretentious, what's the role-playing game, the relentless pursuit of perfection, shut up, Lexus, shut up, okay, ready? what's in your wallet give it to me I want a capital letter yes what's in your wallet please can I see don't excuse me miss nice to meet you it's none of your business what's in your wallet what's in your wallet Amy what's in your wallet now show me, take care of me everyone, show me a wall, show me your wallet, you're tampering with the marble, capital one, this is a robbery, give me your wall, mm, how do you think you would have done it, Julie, definitely, worse than you, I'm wrong, probably ?

I've done well only because I was probably brainwashed like you, but some of these things are scary, they're out of context, they don't feel like I know them, but then

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you respond to them it's like it's them. I've been around for so long and we've been read in so many different capacities, so we have different commercials, but yeah, that's what I mean, you did it so well. I'd say you got an A. I wish they weren't taking up space in my brain. although I wish if I was watching a show I wanted to watch, yeah, they didn't have space in my brain because as much money as they paid for the ad to appear on TV when I saw it, it's like they bought that space. in my brain forever why do they have that?

Well, it's there. Why do they have that? Is there? If you wanted to start learning a new language, it would be easier if you didn't already have that space in your brain. taken up by LG and Wheaties. I'm not sure there's an argument for learning as secondly we know it's not easier if you were it would be all brands you can learn a second language for 10 and do it faster in duolingo yeah I guess than something else. It's more interesting and experimental than a game, but it was cool, the interesting thing and the interesting and experimental thing about it, seeing you show how much space there is inside this old head.

However, I feel like they are easy, but are they there or are we just there? It's in there, yes, as if we were, simply, we are immersed in it. I bet you know what I bet there's a lot of really good stuff, um, okay, ready, eight, seven, seven, cache, now who's that? call one 800 800 yeah what's up with this one? I mean that phone number, come on, like who forgets 888, okay, but can you, can you, can you, can you sing the whole freecreditreport.com song, can you sing the whole song? No, I hate that. Can you leave it? give me a real fast beat, give me a beat DJ Jenna well I was shopping for a new car which one is it for me a cool convertible or an SUV too bad I didn't know my credit was ruined cause now I'm driving off hours in a new subcompact s fr EE that spells freecreditreport.com baby there should be something in my video with that credit baby no, I know other words, I hated those commercials, I thought, pay attention to that spells freecreditreport.com baby like a great song, I mean, that It was just a simple song.

Good song, it was a good jingle. Well, yes, it's good. Jingles deserve a place in your brain. The bad guys don't, but they understand it anyway. That was a jingle. I understand getting stuck in your head, but that wasn't good. the

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, the way they are in my brain really bother me, yeah these are the words, like I have nothing against a song or something musical that you always remember, I think that's smart, yeah, well, because It required creativity, yes, totally, but. just the slogan, I wonder why it is here, take it out, it's because I literally repeat it over and over again on the radio, on television, in person, in just a few years, it makes me think that they knew that. although like no, no, I mean, yes, they know it, but do they know that it will stay in your head forever?

What are they up to? Some were that good, we were like, oh yeah, you're marketing your product. I get it all, listen, but they actually were. As if not, we are hoarding real estate in the brains of these people that will last their entire lives, even much longer than this company will last, that's right, that's my TED talk, thank you no, thank you for giving it to me, no problem, We are Gatorade. Is it in you that is so disgusting? Out of context Gatorade Is it in you? Stop saying it like that just reading I'm reading company

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baby this is PG content Gatorade Is it in you?

Says Marvel Gatorade Is Apple in you? think different, okay, this is like hitting things a little, hit and block and try it anyway. I hope they got something out of this. I don't know, quick little announcement. Boy, there will be no

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next week because of Thanksgiving, the web machine is coming. Tuesday we'll have Thanksgiving, a Webby machine, what are we going to do? I'm going to make fried chicken stuffing and you can make potatoes, mashed potatoes and eyes; Seven cranberry sauces to myself, oh, thank you seven, yeah, well, I gotta go. buying cranberry sauce, but other than that we'll be set.

I hope you in America have a wonderful Thanksgiving. Everyone else. I hope not. I'm sure it's nothing that happened in Canada last month, it happened last night in Canada and if you celebrate Thanksgiving from anywhere in the world. I hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving. They will spend it with people who love and eat good food. Yes, we will take next week off. We'll be streaming sporadically through Thanksgiving week though and we'll see you in a couple of weeks, but yeah, happy holidays and oh my goodness, the next time we see you will be in December, how exciting we'll have the festive Christmas bunnies on the first Christmas Eve.

Oh, Claus bunny, I take marble. shirts and I eat them, I take, bunny, I take Santa, but instead of giving, I take, okay guys, see you next time