Madonna Carpool Karaoke

THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR SHOWING ME THE CITY. I DON'T KNOW NEW YORK THAT WELL. AND HAVING A GUIDE LIKE YOU IS WONDERFUL. YOU NEED TO GET THERE. I WOULD LOVE IT. OH MY GOD. HE CUT YOU OFF. IT CUT ME BIG TIME. DRIVE, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU WHAT'S WHAT. YOU ARE A . I AM NOT HIM. I AM NOT HIM, I HAVE NO CHANCE. He intervened again, look. SEE? YOU LET HIM GET AWAY WITH THAT BEHAVIOR. If you let people get away with bad behavior, they will do it again. DO YOU MIND IF WE LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC?

PLEASE. WOULD IT BE OKAY? I REALLY DON'T LIKE TRAVELING BY CAR UNLESS THERE IS MUSIC. LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON THE RADIO. (Applause and applause). ♪ MAKE A POSE. ♪ ♪. READY. James: YES. LIKE EVERYWHERE YOU RETURN TO THERE IS PAIN. ♪ IT'S EVERYWHERE YOU GO. ♪ JUST LOOK AROUND YOU. ♪ she TRYES EVERYTHING SHE CAN TO ESCAPE. ♪ THE PAIN OF LIFE YOU KNOW. ♪ LIFE YOU KNOW. ♪ WHEN EVERYTHING ELSE FAILS AND YOU WANT TO BE ♪ SOMETHING BETTER THAN YOU ARE TODAY ♪ I KNOW A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN ESCAPE ♪ IT'S CALLED THE DANCE FLOOR AND IT'S FOR HERE, SO ♪ COME ON, VOGUE LET YOUR BODY MOVE TO THE MUSIC ♪ MOVE TO THE MUSIC HEY, HEY, HEY ♪ COME ON, VOGUE LET YOUR BODY FOLLOW ♪ FOLLOW THE FLOW YOU KNOW YOU CAN DO IT ♪ GRETA GARBO AND MONROE DEITRICH AND DIMAGGIO ♪ MARLON BRANDO, JIMMY DEAN ON THE COVER OF A MAGAZINE ♪ GRACE KELLY, HARLOW, JEAN IMAGE OF A BEAUTY QUEEN ♪ GENE KELLY, FRED ASTAIRE GINGER RODGERS, DANCE ON AIR ♪ THEY HAD STYLE, THEY HAD GRACE RITA HAYWORTH DAY GOOD FACE ♪ LAUREN, KATHERINE, LANA ALSO BETTE DAVIS, WE LOVE YOU ♪ LADIES WITH A ATTITUDE OF TEAMS WHO WERE IN THE MOOD (Applause and applause) ♪ DON'T STAY THERE, LET'S DO IT ♪ MAKE A POSE IT HAS NOTHING ♪ VOGUE MOVE TO THE MUSIC ♪ I FEEL SO INAPPROPRIATE. ♪.

HERE YOU GO. (APPLAUSE) I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO GO. YOU THOUGHT I WOULD UNDRESS ME. SOMETIMES YOU GET NAKED AT SHOWS. James: WELL, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU HAVE A BODY LIKE THIS, IT'S JUST THE RIGHT TO SHARE IT. YES. James: THAT'S WHAT I THINK. YES, BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO SCARE ME. James: DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET TOO EXCITED IN THE CAR. WE COME TO THE ELEVATOR TO ♪ THE ROOF THE BASEMENT IS PUMPING ♪ THEY WANT TO SCREW THE LID ON ME ♪ YES, WE WILL BE DRINKING AND NO ONE WILL STOP US ♪ AND WE WILL KISS ANYONE WHO IS WITH US ♪ I JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN TONIGHT EXPLODE THIS (BLEEP) TONIGHT GET ME OUT FROM THE FLASHING LIGHT ♪ OHH OHH OHH OHH LET ME EXPLODE ♪ THIS HOUSE IS GOING TO EXPLODE TONIGHT ♪ ♪ ♪ (LAUGHTER) ♪ LET'S GO HARD OR LET'S GO HOME LET'S DO THIS ♪ ALL NIGHT WE GET FREAKY IF YOU WANT ♪ NA NA NA NA LET'S GO HARD OR WE'RE GOING HOME ♪ WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS ALL NIGHT ♪ WE'LL GET FREAKY IF YOU WANT BITCH I'M MADONNA ♪ BITCH I'M MADONNA BITCH I'M MADONNA (Applause and applause) James: OH MY GOD THAT'S THE FIRST TWERK IN THE CAR I HAVE SEEN.

I'M REALLY IN SHOCK. James: IS THAT A REGULAR MOVE FOR SNU? NO. James: DO YOUR CHILDREN LIKE NEW THINGS? ACTUALLY THEY DO. THEY LIKE THAT SONG A LOT, YES. MY CHILDREN ARE PRETTY REBEL. James: IN WHAT WAY? BECAUSE I AM NOT-- MY WORK IS REBEL BUT MY LIFESTYLE IS NOT REBEL. I DO NOT SMOKE, I DO NOT DRINK, I DO NOT PARTY 6789 I AM PRETTY SQUARE. James: REALLY? I HAVE A VERY PREDICTABLE LIFE AND... YES, I MEAN A BORING CONVERSATION. James: NO, IT'S NOT. I FIND FASCINATING THAT YOU EVEN SAY THAT PA DONNA IS A PERSON WHO IS ON STAGE AND THEN IT MAKES SENSE TO HAVE A DIFFERENCE.

AND THEN GI HOME AND I'M JULIE ANDREWS, THAT'S THE KRUKS OF THE MATTER, GIVE ME A NU N HABIT. James: YOU COULD NOT BE A NU N. I WANTED TO BE A NU N. James: ACTUALLY? I DID IT. I LIKED THE UNIFORM. IT'S A KIND OF PREVIOUS VERSE. I IMAGINE ALL KINDS OF THINGS HAPPENING UNDER THIS BIG LONG TUBE. YOU ALREADY KNOW,-- HE WAS EXCOMMUNICATED THREE TIMES. James: I DIDN'T KNOW THIS. YES, THE VATICAN EXCOMMUNICATE CONTACTED ME. SO I THINK IT'S APPROPRIATE THAT WE LISTEN TO MORE MUSIC ♪ DAD, I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO BE UPSET ♪ BECAUSE I WAS ALWAYS YOUR GIRL ♪ BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW I'M NOT A BABY DAD, DAD YES YOU ♪ YOU CAN ONLY SEE HOW WELL ♪ HE'S TREATING ME WOULD YOU GIVE HIM SOME BLESSING ♪ RIGHT NOW BECAUSE WE ARE IN LOVE ♪ WE ARE IN LOVE, SO PLEASE DAD DON'T PREACH ♪ I'M IN DEEP TROUBLE DAD DON'T PREACH ♪ I'VE BEEN LOSING SLEEP BUT I MADE A DECISION ♪ I STAYED WITH MY BABY (Applause s and applause ) James: YOU ARE A FAN OF MUSICAL THEATER.

I LOVE MUSICAL THEATER, I LOVE BUT OLD SCHOOL MUSICAL THEATER. James: YOU WERE IN ONE OF THE GREATEST MUSICALS OF ALL TIME. THANK YOU. WHICH. James: HE LIVES. OH, HE. James: EVA PERON SW WHAT DO YOU THINK. YOU NEED TO TURN YOUR PALM A LITTLE MORE, BEARD DOWN, BEARD DOWN. YES, I HAD TO LET IT HAPPEN. ♪ I HAD TO CHANGE. ♪ I COULD NOT LOOK OUT THE WINDOWS ALL MY LIFE. ♪ LOOKING AT THE SUN. ♪ her EVEN IF I CHOSE FRSEDOM. ♪ RUNNING TRYING EVERYTHING NEW. ♪ BUT NOTHING IMPRESSED ME AT ALL. ♪ I NEVER EXPECTED IT. ♪ DON'T CRY FOR ME ARGENTINA SNOATD THE TRUTH I NEVER LEFT YOU. ♪ ALL DURING MY WILD DAYS. ♪ MY CRAZY EXISTENCE.

GOOD THAT YOU KNOW THE WORDS. I KEPT MY PROMISE. ♪ DON'T KEEP YOUR DISTANCE. ♪ CHEERSZ PLAWS I KEPT MY PROMISE. James: I'M DONE. THIS IS GOOD. James: I'M DONE. OH GOD ♪ DON'T GO FOR SECOND BEST, BABY, PUT YOUR LOVE TO THE TEST ♪ YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO DO IT ♪ EXPRESS HOW YOU FEEL AND MAYBE THEN YOU'LL KNOW ♪ YOUR LOVE IS REAL ♪ YOU HAVE TO DO IT. ♪ EXPRESS YOURSELF. ♪ Hey, hey, hey. ♪ SO IF YOU WANT IT RIGHT NOW. ♪ BETTER LET ME SHOW YOU HOW. ♪ she IS WHAT YOU HAVE. ♪ BABY READY OR NOT. James: DON'T YOU HAVE A TYPE OF MAN IN YOUR LIFE?

WOW, LET'S SHIFT GEARS. WELL. James: THAT WOULD BE FAIR. CAN I JUST CHANGE GEARS? James: YOU DON'T HAVE A TYPE. THERE... WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A MAN? I'M LOOKING FOR... WELL, YOU MUST HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR AND UNDERSTAND MY SENSE OF HUMOR OTHERWISE WE ARE DEAD IN THE WATER. James: DO YOU THINK YOU'LL GET MARRIED AGAIN? Would you be open to it? ARE YOU UNCONSCIOUSLY PROPOSING? James: I'M ALREADY MARRIED. WHAT'S YOUR WIFE'S NAME? Jaime: JULIA. JULIA. James: JULIA, YES, SHE'S GREAT. SHE'S LUCKY. Santiago: BLESSING. I THINK SHE IS her. LOOK TO YOU. I THINK THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD IS TO MARRY SOMEONE WHO IS FUN.

ALL THAT IS GOOD DRESS SENSE. James: WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS? THIS IS GOOD. I MEAN IT'S VERY SEATTLE 1990S SWRZ OH, NO. I REALLY LIKE THIS SHIRT. she IS EVERYTHING WELL. James: IS IT TOO MUCH? NOT GOOD? IT'S OKAY. James: she THAT REALLY RUNS ME AWAY. I REALLY LIKE THIS SHIRT. ♪ GLEF GO IN THE NIGHT SKY I WONDER. ♪ THAT MY TEARS OF MOURNING SINK UNDER THE SUN. ♪ AND I FEEL LIKE I JUST ARRIVED HOME. ♪ AND I ♪ AND I FEEL AND I FEEL ♪ LIKE I JUST CAME HOME AND I FEEL ♪ ♪ ♪ YOU WERE-- DATING MICHAEL JACKSON. I WAS.

James: WHAT WAS A NIGHT OUT WITH MICHAEL JACK OR A NIGHT IN? YOU WANT ME TO KISS YOU AND TELL YOU THEN, DON'T YOU? James: DID YOU KISS YOU? OF COURSE. Jaime: NO. OF COURSE. James: YOU AND MICHAEL JACKSON. BABY, I'VE BEEN HERE. James: I DIDN'T KNOW. I DID NOT KNOW THAT. WELL, I HAVE NOT HAD CLANS TO TALK ABOUT THAT. No one EVER ASKS ME. James: SO WAIT. WHO TAKES THE FIRST STEP, YOU OR MICHAEL JACKSON? WHO BOWS. WELL, I DID IT, IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH BECAUSE HE'S A LITTLE SHY. Jaime: YES.

HOWEVER, HE WAS A WILLING ACCOMPLICE. He made him relax with a glass of CHARDONNAY. James: YES? YES, WHERE. And she did WONDERS. IT WORKED WONDERFULLY. James: WOW! YES. James: HAVE YOU SAID THAT BEFORE? NO, I MEAN I TOLD A FRIEND. James: YES. I MEAN BUT YOU ARE MY FRIEND NOW. James: I LOVE THAT. SO NOW I'VE TOLD THAT TO ANOTHER FRIEND. James: IT'S THAT OFFICIAL, CAN I SAY THAT? YES. James: I WAS HANGING UP ON MY FRIEND MADONNA. I'M GOING TO SAY M. YES, I'M YOUR BITCH OR YOU ARE MY BITCH. James: I'M YOUR BITCH, YOU CAN'T DENY.

YOUR BUTLER. I DON'T WANT A BUTLER, I WANT A BITCH. WE CAN GO OUT AND YOU HAVE TO BE YOUR SERVANT YENT, IF YOU'RE MY BUTLER, ARE YOU JUST SERVANT AND YOU USUALLY HAVE TO WEAR SOME RIDICULOUS SUIT? James: I CAN'T IMAGINE THAT. FIRST IS THE RIDICULOUS SUIT YOU'RE WEARING NOW. James: IT'S NOT RIDICULOUS, IT'S NOT A RIDICULOUS TEAM. He is JUST A SHIRT. I REJECT THAT COMMENT. HE WAS REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS SHIRT. I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO WEAR THE RED SHIRT AND MADONNA WAS GOING TO LOSE IT FOR THIS SHIRT. I'M NOT EVEN LYING.

OKAY, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BRING ME FLAN EL ROJO, BABY. Hi sir. DJ NOAT PLAYS A RECORD. ♪ I WANT TO DANCE WITH MY BABY. ♪ AND WHEN THE MUGSIC DIES I WILL NEVER STOP. ♪ I'M GOING TO DRIVE YOU CRAZY. ♪ ♪ MUSIC MAKES THE PEOPLE ♪ MUSIC COME TOGETHER ♪ MAKES THE BOURGEOISIE AND THE REBEL ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ HEY MISTER D.J. ♪ OH, HERE YOU GO. ♪ Hello sir. DJ. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ THANK YOU FOR DRIVING THROUGH NEW YORK. THANK YOU FOR TAKING ME AROUND NEW YORK. James: IT'S AMAZING. THE ONLY TIME I DIDN'T CARE ABOUT BEING BEHIND IN TRAFFIC. (LAUGHTER) (Applause and applause).