Gwen Stefani Carpool Karaoke (w/ George Clooney & Julia Roberts)

(Applause and applause) I TELL YOU, THIS TRAFFIC, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK TODAY. I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH I APPRECIATE IT. IT'S OKAY. YOU LOOK VERY CUTE JDZ REALLY? I FEEL LIKE WE'RE IN A VAN, IN THE BLACK. James: WITHOUT A DOUBT. DO YOU MIND IF WE LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC? PLEASE. James: IS IT OKAY? THAT'S MY FAVORITE THING TO DO. James: LET'S SEE WHAT WE HAVE. DON'T THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU SEE. SNEET ♪ STOP EXPLAINING. ♪ DON'T TELL ME BECAUSE IT HURTS. ♪ NO, NO. ♪ DON'T THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU THINK. ♪ AND I DON'T NEED YOUR REASONS. ♪ I KNOW YOU ARE GOOD. ♪ I KNOW YOU ARE GOOD. ♪ I KNOW YOU ARE VERY GOOD.

SNOATD ♪ La, La, La, La. ♪ NO, NO. James: I KNEEL LIKE YOU... YOU'RE JUST NOT AGING. I feel like you're getting younger. REALLY? Jaime: YES. ARE YOU JUST AGELESS? MY WIFE GOES I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE DOES, WHAT IS HER REGIME about him. I FEEL LIKE I HAVE AGED IN THE LAST YEAR ABOUT TEN YEARS. WHAT HAPPENED WAS MY LIFE He exploded. AFTER THAT I STARTED... I STARTED FALLING IN LOVE. AND THEN HE WROTE AN ENTIRE RECORD ABOUT IT. SO THIS IS ALMOST WHAT A FACELIFT IS, I THINK. James: THAT'S WHY YOU'RE LOOKING: IT'S TAKEN TEN YEARS.

I AM WRITING MUSIC ABOUT HAPPINESS. James: THAT'S WHAT I SHOULD TELL MY WIFE. If I meet a country music singer who turns out to be an absolute hunk, will you go back in time? WHO, WHO. ♪ WHO WHO. ♪ WHO. ♪ SNVMENT IF I CAN ESCAPE. ♪ I WOULD DO IT BUT FIRST OF ALL LET ME SAY. ♪ I MUST APOLOGIZE FOR ACTING, STINKING, TREATING YOU THIS WAY. ♪ I HAVE BEEN ACTING LIKE SOUR MILK THAT FELL ON THE FLOOR. ♪. I'M GOOD WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. I'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE SOUR MILK FELL ON THE FLOOR, IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU DIDN'T CLOSE THE REFRIGERATOR, MAYBE THAT'S WHY I'VE BEEN SO COLD.

James: WAIT. BECAUSE I'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE SOUR MILK FALLING ON THE FLOOR. IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU DIDN'T CLOSE THE REFRIGERATOR. MAYBE THAT'S WHY HE'S BEEN ACTING SO COLD. James: Okay. BECAUSE I'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE SOUR MILK THAT FELL ON THE FLOOR, IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU DIDN'T CLOSE THE REFRIGERATOR, MAYBE THAT'S WHY HE'S BEEN ACTING SO COLD. ♪ IF I COULD ESCAPE. ♪ AND RECREATE THE PLACE AS MY OWN WORLD. ♪ AND I COULD BE YOUR FAVORITE GIRL. ♪ FOREVER, PERFECTLY TOGETHER. ♪ TELL ME BOY, WOULDN'T THAT BE SWEET? James: I HEAR THAT YOU LOVE USING EMOJIS. IT'S TRUE? YES, I MEAN, I FEEL LIKE THEY'RE SO, THEY'RE UP MY ALLEY.

James: OKAY, I'M GOING TO STATE SOME EMOJIS. WELL, LET'S SEE. James: Okay. APPLAUD. RED LADY-- REALLY ANGRY FACE. (LAUGHTER) SIDE KISS. EGGPLANT. WHAT DOES EGGPLANT MEAN. James: IT'S HIM, RIGHT? THAT'S WHAT MY... SAID, SHE'S ENGLISH, SO YOU ARE. James: THE EGGPLANT IS. IT'S THE PENIS. James: THE PRIZE, AS I CALL IT. THE AWARD. WE ARE A CALL-- ALLOWED TO CALL YOU-- DO YOU KNOW THE NAME OF MY REGISTRATION? James: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY RECORD IS CALLED? Jaime: NO. THIS IS WHAT THE TRUTH FEELS LIKE. I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME. ♪ SINCE I HATE YOU ♪ ♪ I USED TO LOVE YOU.

SNOALT I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M CRYING. ♪ BUT I THINK BECAUSE I REMEMBER IT FOR THE FIRST TIME. ♪ SINCE I HATE YOU. ♪ THAT I LOVE YOU. ♪ OH, OH, OH, I USED TO LOVE YOU. ♪ OH, OH, OH. ♪ I USED TO LOVE YOU. ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHY I'm crying. ♪ I DON'T DO IT, I DON'T DO IT, I DON'T DO IT. ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHY I'm crying. ♪ I USED TO LOVE YOU. ♪ I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW. ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHY I'm crying. ♪ I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW. SNOATD ♪ I USED TO LOVE YOU ♪ ♪ I DON'T I DON'T I DON'T I DON'T.

THAT, THAT, THAT, THAT. ♪ NO, NO, NO. IF I WAS A RIMP GIRL. ♪ SHE HAD ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD. ♪ IF I WAS A RICH GIRL. ♪AH ALL THE RICHES BABY. ♪ IT WON'T MEAN ANYTHING. ♪ ALL THE RICHES BABY. ♪ she WILL NOT BRING WHAT YOUR LOVE CAN BRING. ♪ IF I WAS A RICH GIRL. ♪ she WOULD HAVE ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD. ♪ she IF SHE WERE A RICH GIRL. ♪ she WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT IS THIS, WHAT IS THE HOV. ISN'T THAT THING WHERE YOU HAVE TO HAVE FOUR PEOPLE? James: WHAT? I KNOW, SHE'S CRAZY. James: YOU MUST HAVE FOUR PEOPLE IN THE CAR TO USE THE CAR LANE.

I HAVE TO GO TO WORK. IF I ARRIVE LATE TODAY THEY ARE GOING TO KILL ME. WHAT DO I OWE? HAVE SOMEONE HERE. James: OKAY, LET ME IN. WHO WOULD BE AROUND. I KNOW. THIS GUY HAS NOTHING TO DO. She IS always NEAR. HEY BUDDY, IT'S ME, HOW ARE YOU? I'M NOT GOOD. Listen, I'm in the car with Gwen Stefani. I'M ON THE WAY TO WORK. AND WE JUST ARRIVED AT THIS FOUR LANE HOV WHERE YOU NEED FOUR PEOPLE IN THE CAR. ARE YOU SURE? OH, YOU'RE A HONEY. HEALTH. I'll SEE YOU IN A MINUTE. VERY GOOD, BYE.

IS IT COMING? James: YES. VERY GOOD, FRESH. James: THESE LANES JUST CHANGE THEIR MIND. YOU OWE ME A LOT OF TIME FOR THIS. James: HEY MAN, HOW YOU DOING? HOW ARE YOU. IT'S THE HOV LANE4. THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID, WE NEED FOUR PEOPLE. YOU DIDN'T SAY YOU NEEDED FOUR. James: I ABSOLUTELY SAID I NEED FOUR PEOPLE IN THE CAR. WAIT. YOU ARE A PAIN IN THE ASS. James: I'M LATE FOR WORK. DO I HAVE TO MAKE EMOJI NEWS TONIGHT? SO. HEY, NO, I'M WITH JAMES. YOU NEED... JAMES CORDEN. YES, NO, HE... WE NEED A ROOM.

GWEN IS HERE, GWEN STEFANI IS HERE. OK, GOOD, SEE YOU IN A MINUTE. James: HE'S COMING. NOW SHE COMES. James: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? NOTHING. James: I MEAN, DID THEY GIVE ANY... INDICATION? GOOD. Hey. HELLO. Jaime: THANK YOU. HOW ARE YOU. IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. EXCELLENT. WELL. WAIT. James: MORE CHEESE FOR THIS, GUYS. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. YES, WHATEVER. James: OKAY GUYS, IF WE MISS SOME MUSIC. IT'S KIND OF A RULE TO BE IN THE CAR WITH ME, OKAY? NO, I THINK YOU SHOULD PLAY SOME MUSIC. James: YES, WE SHOULD DO IT.

Uh huh. James: COME ON. I HAVE REVERSELY PASSED THROUGH THAT TRACK. ♪ SO IT'S NOT JOSS IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN THAT HE ♪ ♪ I'M NOT HOLLABACK ♪ ♪ I'VE RARELY BEEN ON THAT TRACK. ♪ SO IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN LIKE THIS. ♪ BECAUSE I'M NOT A HOLLABACK GIRL. ♪ I'M NOT A GIRL HELLO BACK ♪ ♪ THIS MY, THIS MY. ♪ THIS MY, THIS MY. ♪ ♪ BANANA. He is BANANA, B-A-A-N AND NA-S SON. IT'S MY ♪ ♪ IT'S MY. IS MY. James: THAT'S GOOD. She anyone FOR THE REASONS I WANT I WANT TO KNOW HOLLABACK GIRL. THERE'S NO MEANING OF HOLLABACK IF SOME GUYS ARE ON A CONSTRUCTION SITE YELLING AT A GIRL SHE WON'T BACK BACK, SHE'S NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL, AM I CLOSE?

I THINK IT'S CLOSE. IT'S YOUR INTERPRETATION OF THE SONG, I DON'T WANT TO PROJECT WHAT I THOUGHT ABOUT YOU. IT WOULD HELP TO KNOW WHAT HE THOUGHT. A REAL INSPIRATION BEHIND THAT, I WOULD NEVER TELL. REALLY? James: Uh-huh. LOOK NOW WE ARE INSIDE. EVERYTHING I SAY-- . James: NO ONE WILL SAY THIS. ALL I'll say is that I won, that's all I'll say. THIS BANANA, B-A-N AN A. CAN YOU REMEMBER A FAVORITE LINE THAT YOU'VE ENJOYED SAYING IN A MOVIE? IN A FILM? James: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LINE IN A MOVIE? I DON'T KNOW, I HAVE A LOT OF THEM FROM OH BROTHER WHERE ARE YOU?

I'M A DAPPER MAN DAN, IT'S GOOD. James: AND YOU, JULIA? WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LINE? I DON'T KNOW, BUT WHEN YOU ASK GEORGE, I THOUGHT ABOUT WHEN WE SAY, WHEN I SAY YOU'RE A LIAR AND A THIEF. YES. AND YOU SAY I JUST LIED ABOUT BEING A THIEF. RIGHT, THAT'S TRUE. SHE'S JUST TRYING TO INCLUDE US BECAUSE. I'M TRYING TO BE INCLUSIVE. VERY NICE. James: SURELY THE BEST LINE IS I'M JUST A GIRL IN FRONT OF A BOY. NOW I'M NOT SURE I WANT YOU TO DRIVE. James: WHAT? BECAUSE? IT'S LOVELY. I LOVE HER A LOT BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I LOVE THE COUNTRY, BECAUSE SHE IS JUST A GIRL, COMPARED TO A BOY.

I'M GOING TO CRY RIGHT NOW. YOU WERE AT THE LEVEL OF A PERSON FOR ME. I HAVE KICKED MY SHARE OF SAND IN THE FACE. ♪ AND I HAVE OVER IT. ♪ WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS MY FRIENDS. ♪ AND WE CONTINUE FIGHTING UNTIL THE END. ♪. HARD NOTE. WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS. ♪ WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS. ♪ NO TIME FOR LOSERS. ♪ BECAUSE WE ARE THE WORLD CHAMPIONS. ♪. THAT'S VERY GOOD. THANK YOU, JAMES. YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT. I HAVE TAKEN MY BOWS. ♪ MY CURTAIN CALLS. SNOATD ♪ MY FAME AND FORTUNE AND ALL THAT CORRESPONDS, THANK YOU ALL. ♪ BUT IT HAS NOT BEEN A BED OF ROSES, ♪ ♪ THERE IS NO CRUISE OF PLEASURE. ♪ I CONSIDER IT A CHALLENGE BEFORE THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE AND I WILL NOT LOSE. ♪ AND I JUST NEED TO KEEP GOING AND GOING AND GOING AND GOING.

SNOT ♪ WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS FRIENDS, ♪ ♪ AND WE KEEP FIGHTING UNTIL THE END. ♪ WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS. ♪ WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS. ♪ THERE IS NO TIME FOR LOSERS BECAUSE WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF THE--. OF THE WORLD. James: I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU DID THE WORLD. THAT'S SO HARD, MAN. WE WERE ALL IN THE ZONE THERE, GUYS. WE WERE LOADED. It was as if the gun was loaded. OF THE WORLD. James: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK. I REALLY, REALLY APPRECIATE IT. YOU'RE GOING TO BE OKAY TO GO HOME, RIGHT? I COULD GET A CAR.

James: DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'LL DO? JUST GET A LYFT OR UBER. AS LONG AS YOU GET TO WORK, WE ARE HAPPY. James: I LOVE YOU FOR THAT, GEORGE, THANK YOU. GOOD, YOU ARE THE BEST. (Applause and applause). Jaime: THANK YOU. TO THE BEAUTIFUL GWEN STEFANI, JULIA ROBERTS AND GEORGE CLOONEY, I WAS ABLE TO GET TO WORK. ON TOUR THIS SUMMER WITH THEIR BRILLIANT NEW ALBUM, HERE'S WHAT THE TRUTH FEELS IS OUT NOW. AND MAKE SURE YOU GO AND SEE JULIA AND GEORGE'S BRILLIANT MOVIE "MONEY MONSTER." HE'S SO GOOD IT RELEASES FRIDAY, MAY 13TH.