Red Hot Chili Peppers Carpool Karaoke

THIS TRAFFIC IS TERRIBLE, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING James: I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU. YOU KNOW, THE ROADS BACK. Just turn left up here and ass. I THINK ABOUT IT. ACTUALLY? ON, Take it from the front. GO STRA THREE RIGHTS IN A ROW. James: I REGRET ASKING YOU, I ALREADY REGRET ASKU. DO YOU MIND IF WE LIST? AM I GOING TO SEE WHAT'S HERE? I CAN'T STOP THE SHINDIG. COAYS I'M GOING TO WIN A COMPETITION. THIS FEELING THAT YOU PAY ♪ IS HG THAT YOU PAY. HE IS ALIVE IN THE WEST END. ♪ KNOCK OUT BUT BETTER ♪ DON'T DIE, YOU KNOW THE TRUTH IS SOME DO IT. ♪ IT IS MORE THAN ANDINARY.

I AM BACK. I CAN'T STOP THE SPIRITS THAT NEED YOU. ♪ THIS IS LIFE IS SIMPLER THROUGH R. ♪ GLORIOUS FOOD, SPICY SAUSA MUSTARD. ♪ WHY I'M IN THE MOOD. ♪ she FOR CHERRY AND KUS TARDA. ♪DIGESTION. ♪ I THOUGHT WE'D FINISH A RED HOT PEPPER SONG AND GO STRAIGHT TO THE OL MUSICAL YOU'RE LUCKY. Reggie: THAT'S IT. YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW. James: BUT YOU SAY THAT THEN YOU'LL KNOW AND YOU'RE LIKE, I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED. WE HAVE BEEN SLEEPING ON A ROCK IN THE FOREST FOR 15 YEARS. SMOKING LARGE AMOUNTS OF MARIJUANA. I CAN SEE THE SIERRA NEVADA GE AND HIMY NIMY.

James: A SOUND CHECK. ♪ SCHDA THAT. ♪ WOW! ♪ CORDEL SCHNEW ♪ HEADY LOADY BOBIN BOO. ♪ WOW! Jam WAS IT MARIJUANA? WHAT I HAVE I GIVE TO GIVE ♪. James: WAIT WA, DO YOU HAVE WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GIVE TO MY MOM? LOVE AND CARE. YOU HAVE TO GIVE YOU TOAD. A LITTLE TALK, IF YOU WANT. WHAT I HAVE YOU HAVE TO GIVE TO YOUR DAUGHTER. James: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY DAUGHTER her? NOW THAT'S NOT FOR LATE NIGHT TELEVISION, THAT'S LATE NIGHT. James: THAT'S US. WE ARRIVED LATE LATE. she ARRIVES LATE. WITH YOUR DAUGHTER WE READ BEDTIME. YOU HAVE TO GET IT, PUT IT ON YOURSELF.

YOU HAVE TO GET IT, PUT IT IN YOU. ♪ GIFT IT, GIFT IT, GIFT IT NOW. ♪ GIVE AWAY, GIVE AWAY, ♪ I CAN'T KNOW IF I'M KINGPIN OR PAUPER ♪ WHEN YOU WERE WITH THE SCHOOL A COUPLE OF BLOCKS HERE. YES. James: WHAT WERE YOUR FIRST IMPRESSIONS AT SCHOOL? RIGHT. MAJOR-- DUCK. SHE FEELS A SINGLE FRIEND, ROLLS ON AND STARTS TO MOLD HIM. H, GET YOUR HANDS OFF. James: YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IN A FIGHT. NEVER, NO-- A COUPLE OF LITTLE CHILDREN'S WASTE. WE USED TO FIGHT. James: DO I LOVE THE FIGHT OF A GOOD MAN? BE HONEST. James: A PLACE.

WITHOUT EM ARCHES, WITHOUT KNEES. James: I NEVER LIKE IT... WITHOUT HITTING, NO, LIKE A HOLD. RIGHT THERE. I WILL FIGHT WHEN YOU WANT AND I WILL DESTROY YOU. I WANT TO FIGHT. STOP. FIGHT ON THIS LAWN, VERY GOOD. I TELL ANYONE THAT--. James: I DON'T KNOW WHOSE HOUSE THIS IS, I'M A LITTLE WORRIED I'M GOING TO OFFEND THEM. LET'S MAKE A LITTLE FIGHT. James: WELL DONE. I'M GOING TO LOSE MY PHONE. ARE YOU STARTING TO GO DOWN? NO POSITION. GREKO ROMANO, ABOVE. James: NO POSITION, JUST STRAIGHT UP. THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW WHOSE HOUSE THIS IS. YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO STAY UNDER.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. James: WHAT WAS THAT? DOWN, DOWN. LOW! (APPLAUSE). James: I SURRENDERED, I SURRENDERED, YOU DESTROYED ME. THAT WAS FAST. James: YOU MADE ME REALIZE THE LEVEL I WAS AT THAT. OH MY GOD. I didn't see that coming, Kiedis. NEW SHOW, FIGHT ON THE FRONT LINE. IT'S HARD TO FIGHT WHEN YOU LAUGH SO MUCH. ♪ FOR OUR RESIGNATION. ♪ ♪ DREAM OF CALIFORNICATION. ♪ DREAM OF CALIFORNICATION. ♪ James: NOW YOU'VE SEEN ALL OF US, WHAT I CONSIDERED PERHAPS THE MOST COMMITTED GUARD PLAYER OF ALL TIME. YOU WOULD THINK. James: I'M SERIOUS, BECAUSE YOU'RE IN IT. LIKE WHEN YOU'RE PLAYING, I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU END AND THE GUITAR-BASE--THE BASS BEGINS.

I REMEMBER READING A BOOK ABOUT BOB MARLEY WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER AND HE TALKS A LOT ABOUT THE ONLY THING THAT REALLY MATTERED WHEN YOU WERE PLAYING MUSIC WAS MOTIVATION AND INTENSITY AND COMMITMENT TO WHAT YOU WERE DOING AT THE MOMENT. THAT COMMITMENT AT THE MOMENT, THAT REALLY CALLED ME. AND I FIND MY GREATEST PURPOSE IN LIFE WHEN I AM COMPLETELY LOST IN THE MUSIC. WE ALL DO IT. James: IF I WAS A BASSIST, I WOULD GO DIRECTLY TO SLAP. YOU WOULD DO IT. IF WHEREEVER MY HAND WAS, I WOULD BE UP HERE. ♪ A LOT OF MOONS THAT ARE DEEP SET, SO IT HAS TO SAY. ♪ YOU AND I KNOW IT. ♪EVERYTHING MUST DISAPPEAR. ♪ I DON'T KNOW MY MIND. ♪ YOU ARE NOT KIND. ♪ DARK NEEDS ARE PART OF MY DESIGN.

THE WORLD THAT I AM. FROM THE SKY. THE NEEDS ARE PART OF THE SIGN. J WHAT DO YOU THINK IS MOST OF THE ROCK 'N' ROLL THAT YOU'VE BEEN PARTING OR SEEN ON THE ROAD? THEY HAVE A FESTIVAL IN EARS. AMONG THE CROWD I SAW TWO BOYS HAVING THEIR PROSTHETIC LEGS. (LAUGHTER) ONE HAD A SHOE ON. NO. THAT'S ROCK. IT WAS VERY DUTCH ROCK. ♪ SOMETIMES I LIKE NO PART ♪ SOMETIMES I FEEL MY ONLY FRIEND. ♪IT'S THE CITY I LOVE ♪ THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES. ♪ JUST AS I AM. ♪ CRY. She never WANTS ♪ LIKE her THAT DAY. TAKE ME TO THE PLAC. ♪ she TAKES ME ALL THE WAY. ♪ I FEEL THAT DAY.

TAKE ME TO THE PLACE IVE. ♪ she TAKES THE WAY. ♪ Jam DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE A TOP BAND. AL. IT LOOKS NATURAL. UNNATURAL NOW WITH A A LITTLE TAXED. SEE, IT HAS AT LEAST THREE LAYERS ON. J OUR CLOTHES. THAT ONE DAY I HAVE THE SOCK TONIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT-- . THE SHOES AND THE SOCKS. T I FEEL LIKE THERE WAS A TEAM THERE, A KIND OF CU: DON'T YOU GO COMPLETELY NAKED? NO, I WOULD NOT. James: WAIT WHAT YOU'RE DOING. NO EVERYONE GIVES MEAT MICROPHONE. RUN AWAY, S. I'M RETURNING. James: NO, YOU ARE NOT. IN A WD FAR AWAY. ♪ PICK IT UP, NOT TOO STRONG. ♪ TAKE A PIECE. ♪ FLY IN MY MINE THAN EVER.

THE PERFECT CLIMATE. ♪ WE WILL FIND A PLACE TOGETHER. THEY CAN PASS ME INTO THEM. ♪ FAR IN MY ZEPHYR. ♪ WE WILL LIVE FOREVER. (Applause and applause) D ESE. James: YOU KNOW WHAT THE TOP OFF JUST DID MEREAT. James: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. IN THEM IT HAS A TOP OFF I LOOK STRANGE. WITH THE THREE OF TOPS YOU FEEL COMPLETELY NORMAL. I'M WRONG. James: IT'S TRUE SHE USED TO BABYSIT THE CHILDREN SHE DID. IT WAS NOT USUALLY YOU THERE AND IT WAS HER WHEN SHE WAS BABYSITTING. SO I WANT TO REMEMBER 12 YEARS. James: CORRECT. E YOU 12 NOT YOU OLD ADULTS AR James: SURE.

BUT SHE WAS FIT AND I KNEW IT. AND WE HIT THE HORM JUST TOUCHING IT. I WAS NOT COMPLETELY IN BUT. James: YOUR DISC SOMETHING I FELT-- . James: YOU DID FRIDAY WITH HIM. WE ARE LEAVING. I SLEEP IN HIS BED. I WATCHED HER THROUGH THE CRACK IN THE BATHROOM READY TO GO TO BED. HE WAS LIKE IN MYAMIES, PREPARING FOR A ZST. James: AND SHE LIKES IT LIKE SUCCESSIONS: THAT'S THUS YOU TALKED I DID IT. I ASKED HIM AND WHAT ARE YOU BEING. James: ACTUALLY, SHE RECOGNIZED HIM AND THINKS SHE FAINTED HIM. I'VE BEEN.URN BACK IN TIME.E THE SHOW TONI ♪ AND THERE'S A LI ON, HEAVYOW. ♪ BY THE WAY I TRY TO SAY.

DANI THIS IS IT. ♪ SINGING TO ME. ♪ UNDER THE MARQUISE. ♪ ENDS ♪ ♪ AND THERE'S A LIGHT DANI GIRL. ♪ I TRY TO SAY I YOU. ♪ STAND UP TO WATCH THE SHOW TONIGHT. ♪ AND THERE IS A LIGHT UP. GLOW. ♪ HE TRIED ♪ HE WOULD BE THERE WAITING. . TO YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PEACE James: I ALWAYS KNEW THAT IN MY LIFE IT WAS NOT UP FOR DEBATE THAT I WOULD DECIDE TO BE AS IT HAS BEEN. I DON'T THINK THEY ARE EVER THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS. THANK YOU I LOVED IT A LOT.