Jonathan Winters, Robin Williams, & Sam Kinison

the person's foot, only the man said he had a very slight error, which is always, you know I wonder about this employee, he means he's right, all I did was stack them and take them out. The guy did this and, of course, those days he had to go for the fingers, hey, hey, get them out. The

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, yes, sir, said a 12c. no, no, no, an eight and a half seat looks like a 12. Now he doesn't just lose the sail, yeah, the guy's ready, yeah, I don't use that one, your dummy, so I take out snowshoes, you know, things So, get out a ruler, try it.

This, hey, this is in the store, so you tried to be an employee for a while, I never worked too long at any job, I was a gas attendant, oh, don't clap, that's really sad, yeah, I just didn't care, well , I wasn't the thing about taking care of him, I always worked for the wrong guy, yeah, I think there are a lot of people who can relate to that. I remember when he was just a kid he was in a market and everyone was from a foreign country. everyone except there was one local guy and of course he didn't fit inuh, so they asked him to keep his stall out of the main market um, but if I try it, I do remember there was a huge man and his wife was just as big and I said to him, Mr.

Bonazzo Could you touch the orange? You are not touching the orange, you touch the orange. I'd take your head and turn it and foolishly say, Did you do that in the old country? and he did it in the old country, but that didn't last. For a long time, we all have different reasons for coming to America, but, um, the freedom to make a guy's head spin. Know? Did you ever check in your genealogy that everyone treats you please, your ancestors, my heraldry, um, well, on my mother's side, they were um like. As far as I know, they were Scots-Irish and this is the reason for the almost instant alcoholism, but in my case, I was fooled because my mother handled it very well until the end and then just crawled to an open area and went to bed.

You know, uh, this is a typical spring day, goodbye, consequently, the term dirty napkin I didn't mean to mention unpleasant things here oh no, isn't that a wonderful way to go, I'll give you two jobs, a lot of things all. Of us they knew a lot of jobs and of course, hey, towards the end, I might go back to night work, you know, sorting shovels for those in the cemeteries or whatever, I remember when I got out of the war, my mother. I said not to just finish high school and of course, hey, I had to quit high school because well, I wanted to quit high school and I was failing geometry and um also the girl I had a crush on.

Turns out I was hanging out with the football team and um so not only did the quarterbacks you're talking about kick me out yeah you know I wanna run away so anyway I came home and my mom told me you had I had to get a job right away and I said, God, it's a city now has 68,000 people and almost everyone has a job or is going to get one and I said what could I do, so I went to a dance place, I went to Coca -Physically, I imagined myself on the truck or as an assistant, for sure.

The guy said now let's get to this and why didn't I last long you come here and I said yes sir I've been hearing this for three years in the marines you know I didn't need another one hey come here. and by the way, I was in shape, none of that intestinal stuff, man, my shoulders were a lot bigger, I had no steroids, I was just drinking plain distilled water, I couldn't wait to strangle the guy, you know, so, He knew little about its volcanic tissues. I know anyway, I'm calming down now and he said, hey, you're coming here, that's right, he said yeah, you're going to be a bottle washer.

I said how degrading for a corporal. I and I made the mistake that the man was, you know first? lieutenant and uh in a warehouse then he said corporal well, I hit him with an empty bottle, he laughed at me, you see, that could have been your problem, of course it was, but he had taken a bad fall from one of the trucks and came. at me and of course he was limping and he said, uh, I'd like to see you know, change this for you winners and make you inspectors, I said, oh, kind of enlightened, you know, when you hear that word, major inspector. , Wow. now I had the little coke thingy and my name here, winners, misspelled, but it's okay, I said, okay, and they put the stool on me, a big neon sign looking for dead mice and marbles, and you, boy, this is what you get, you get paralysis. in the head at 22 years old it's good to see you again someone said you were in england and you acted for i mean, i mentioned them in the princess die monologue and charles are right they look they're very good they look happy we really are like that, you know, You see someone like that with big ears in the south, they usually have a banjo, I guess I'm not going back to England, how brave you were now, wouldn't you make that joke, no, I would. that there while he's sitting he ends up in the tower of london with a big man called bubba hi you're my friend now wow look at the band how are you thank you voice in the band thank you for our lovely evening uh it's great to be here this christmas i think you've just arrived at merry christmas people get stressed no really driving isn't bad merry christmas yes I told you I saw it it's cool to walk into a store and see little Jewish ladies like ninjas where their bags are like back I saw that little Cuban candy cane for the hypoglycemic kids, thanks dad, there are some exciting christmas presents, uh, they have jessica hondol, she doesn't do anything, she just falls down and walks away, maybe you did, thanks, thanks, guess, jim. and tammy live near you in melbourne would you say they rented a house in alabama jim and tammy I love you his eyelashes have been declared a national forest thank you thank you think you send money and he has old mike douglas hair and it's amazing The money they make, although people in the Vatican don't tell anyone, when you think there's a Polish Pope with two names and people in the deep south say, "Hey, why can't we have a Pope from Tennessee and then his name is Pope John?" paul we will have a pope named pope joe john james there he is now here we have a guy named newton next to him cardinal bubba how are you?

You know, instead of wine and wafers we're going to have Jack Daniels and beer nuts, yeah In fact, are you alone tonight? Do you miss me tonight? Are you sorry for letting us go? Does your memory drift to a bright summer day when I kissed you and called you darling? The chairs in your living room seem empty. It's pain. Should I call again? Darling, are you alone tonight? Know? I wonder if you'll lend me something tonight. I'm under a lot of things like are you human? How do you live with yourself? Are you a reptile with a nice hairstyle?

Are you a snake trap? You're lying to me? and you told me you love me you never love me he said forever remember that oh there's a joke forever yes forever honey yeah what does forever mean to you until another guy comes into your life with more money and a better car sorry it will be better Let's break up, I'm not growing as a person, we need to get away from each other, oh, that was a great idea, yeah, let's break up, honey, did you grow at all? But I prefer to continue here in your lives without you.

I'm sick I'm fine I'm standing here the stage is empty oh I can't I can't say it you know what you did you know what you did you were wrong say it stupid stubborn pig I was wrong shall I call you? Come back again, tell me darling, are you alone tonight? I hope that really makes you cry, that's what love is all about. You know, the funny thing is, you know there are like seven girls out there right now who think that I do. I'm talking directly to them, they're all gone, I know it's me, I know he's singing that to me, Sam, you're deeply disturbed, you know, when someone brought me that tape, I'll be honest with you, I sat there and it started, always sounded. like a young presley and suddenly you got into this thing in the middle and I fell off the couch again you have a really good voice I'm not kidding, well where did you learn where you used to sing in church, it's hard to believe, That was back before the big satellite boom, that my parents used to make me sing, but we were kidding, you learn in church, yeah, yeah, I used to.

I used to be a preacher. Before that president of your own country, Sam, what kind of preaching were you a fundamentalist holy-roller or something, yeah, Pentecostal, yeah, holy-roller? You know, we were like we were Baptists, except we could get up from our seats and walk around. the floor so I guess the holy rollers are pretty close if you were doing um if you were preaching and this was our this was your congregation yeah what would you do? Oh, it was very fire, it was very uh, I don't know about you, but when I woke up this morning someone told me you don't have to lose you don't have to be defeated you can change your life you're here oh yeah guys the guys would see and stuff just for the emotion I think I see something happening here, yes, it's almost hypnosis, isn't it?

Yeah, I guess, why did you leave that? I mean, well, I got divorced when I was uh, I have 21-year-old Miranda with a lovely girl who I'm sure is looking at and thinks she's one of the seven and uh, that's pretty young to get married, yeah, yeah, it was silly, no, yeah, and this didn't work, no, no, I know, I know when you were strange to you, but yeah, you'll learn great, Sam. I'll learn um 21 is pretty young to get married I was young yeah, I was young, I was only 19. yeah, no show business owners no, uh, it's very hard to say some of the things that you would like to say and that you know right inside. right, yeah, she, but I was 23 and I've been ministering for about five years and it wasn't good to have your spiritual resume, yeah, the marriage hadn't worked out and I got disillusioned and said, hey, it's time to get into comedy, yeah, did you?, yeah, nice, so people expect me to say, "I woke up one day." They forget the Bible.

Where is the party? Did you try again? Did you try to get married again? Oh, you're going to ask that. yeah I did so now you're married no I just got divorced I just got divorced although we actually broke up in '82 and now we started getting divorced what and she hired marvin mitchelson I'm a bigger fan of your I work now, man, you're the best, this guy is deadly, you never had to face him, did you, oh no, I don't think so well, you want to remember, I wouldn't thank you, your little rattle has changed too. a lot, but those are painful things to go through seven years man, seven painful years like I was like I know, I know she didn't know she was going to make it wasn't like yeah, I was like yeah, I'm just I'm going to.

Hold on until you're on the cover of Rolling Stone and then I'll find out that I know I wasn't there. I thought: how did she hold her for seven years? Fortunately, there is no bitterness, although well, I have to say the best. The best thing about being married is that it prevents you from getting married, that's true, that's the best, so you're going to wait a while until you try this again. The band brother would like it yes, I'm going to wait a while. living with two sisters now oh that's good that's good so things career-wise are going well eh um, it's, yeah, it's been an interesting year, you're an interesting guy, now that the things I saw on tape were so hysterical, but it's It's hard to do some things, it's something for adults, but it's hard to transfer that to commercial television, isn't it?

Yeah, and lately I've seen a lot of people trying to get to know a lot of comics trying to be even more and more vulgar and profane so I thought why not in the midst of all this change try to make some family entertainment like I just did, ya You know, Melissa said the whole family is right.