Robin Williams Makes an Insane First Appearance | Carson Tonight Show

This is Robin Williams'

first

appearance

on The Tonight Show. He doesn't make many outside

appearance

s. I think I saw it about three years ago. I think I was with Dick Cavett one night. Did you know that he is the star of the

show

? Very successful Mork and Mindy

show

that is starting, it is the fourth season on air. I start this Thursday and he'll see a new movie late next spring called The World According to Garth. Have you ever read that book? Interesting and fun book. Would you like it? Robin Williams believes comedy can heal you praises power praises cheese and Sears at a sale these furniture went cheap oh my God, I'm okay now, I'm here mom, I'm on TV for my friends in San Francisco, right?

I don't think so, you know, don't touch the back of the TV, it'll surprise you across the room, know the power, take it now, look at those, look at those guys on Sunday? Oh yeah, they got some winners without mentioning any names. No, no, actually. because they come to your door saying hello here is your Watchtower I would like to greet you but I don't want the book take the book it's free take off your wig please look at some hair thing, isn't it, I mean most of them. of those evangelists are very similar to how the hair looks and they have cool suits and cool ties and big, wonderful dead roses right here.

I couldn't save this flower, but I'll save the lead for you, don't say, baby, baby, yeah, oh, do you know who we are? We're talking, let's go home, take everything you need, take the Cuisinart, no, okay, well, they should look in Europe, see, what did they do? America, why not, yeah, well, this is a nice, pretty set. Yeah somewhere there's a car seat that I'm really envious of so man you got my car seat come back all last time I saw you we were with Kevin about three years ago yes sir and that's why I haven't done anything Since then we're scared, I was standing behind the stage about to continue and all of a sudden my whole body.

We all go out, we have two exits. Either way, you want to leave everyone out. I also said, "Dear Lord, make my cheeks turn to ice." That's why I came out a little like "Good night." I used to be on the show. Oh no, the pants fit me now. Well, people always think that reformers don't get nervous, at all, not really, oh God, not really, no, no, I, no way, is there any reason why you don't do the deed make you nervous? Yes, I also suffer from severe dyslexia. I was the only kid on my block on Halloween that was going trick-or-treating, oh no, here we go, here comes that young Williams Boy again, I better get some fish, here you go, say hello to your mom and your Dad, where is your home?

I came from a house and Tommy and his medication, but everything will be fine, they came back at 12. How are you, Mr. Williams? I'm fine now, look at this thing, look at Flipper, right now there's a sandman saying, what are you doing? Oh God. I'm going to relax, relax, relax, okay, you're a good man, you won't hurt me, no, no, no, no, no, wait, just give me one step, okay, thank you, don't be afraid, the swords are gone . Simplex 2, yeah, hahaha, oh. Wow, too much coffee, Tommy, don't you think I spent 19 years, you're drinking this company, yeah, how you doing on late night TV?

A little bit of juice in there, yeah, I was like, wait, you know, that's wonderful, although yeah, I don't think so. I know you better slow down, now slow down, my heart is going dumb, people see you and they probably think you experiment with foreign substances in your body, medication, yeah something like that, what

makes

you say that either way? Okay, no, because I believe that. Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money. I wouldn't take any medication. Couldn't you? See how the girls at the Rainbow Bar and Grill have had too many Quaaludes?

It's my lipstick, yeah, she's a cheap date, oh. She was talking about your house, I think so, where is my house, hey, San Francisco? I was wondering, yeah, I grew up there, I went to a Gestalt high school there, Gestalt high school. I used to have a history teacher and an acid. Today I am Lincoln. Lincoln, well, I promise you there's a kid in the back who says, I'm Booth in white bandages, you were nowhere good at school, you acted like this, which is cool, I was a bit of a geek at school, I was very quiet, very like, wow, what are you?

Guys, that sounds reasonable, I have to go now, what are those? I don't know, this is very calm and that led me to go to university and then go and look, it is a new world and I have just failed it. I don't know why I have to sell vibrators door to door. Madam, have you ever seen these accessories. It's good that I finished my career with you. Okay, no, stay here. We have to sell something, oh yeah. but we're going back right here, I'll go, although it's the

first

time, thanks guys in the band, each and every one of them, a real guy in their own right, look, look, Ronald Reagan's little pencils here yeah, no They make sense, sorry.

Hello Mr. Williams, it's time to audit you and your firstborn again. No, no, it's something very strange about him, but he never talks while Nancy drinks water. Does she know? Let me order it again. Yes, you talk at the beginning when you don't have children. No sir, as far as I know, I have never been, are you the sir with my current account eight million dollars? I'm not Mr. Williams anymore, you're not, uh, not even married. I, yes, honey, he didn't mean. that he's at home carrying the gun, I didn't mean to shoot my husband, he was late, honey, oh, too much coffee, man, no, I'm very married, so look, little ring, she's going to show them the ring, there's a little porpoise.

I'm going to help myself, he laughs, another sip of coffee, yes, oh yes, someone told me you wanted, but a serious acting school, yes, Juilliard, hmm, right now there's a guy saying what instrument did you play, say the organ, is it normal? You wanted to be a serious, serious actor, Shakespeare. I was there when John Houseman was the director. I remember you saying that one day, Mr. Williams, you better need it. I'm going to sell Volvos. Yes, we raised the interest so high. Yes, we will call you soon. Did it ever appear? in Shakespeare, yes sir, I did.

I remember he came from California. They had the Shakespeare auditions. It was going to be or not. Wow, sure. Sorry, Nick, thanks. We did plays. We did Romeo and Juliet. You did? they right without wanting to be silly you know you had to make them right those little man backstage violent things on Sunday what's up he ruined it oh wow I'd like to see them I think they're doing Hamlet on ABC this fall, except it's going to be called Chucky, the story of Mr Board and grading week, it may be. I don't know, we'll call you, remember that whole soliloquy about to be or not to be? no, no, it would be like being a line um darts and arrows of necessity Elizabeth there is no wrong outrageous fortress Outrageous fortune or taking up arms against friends the sea of ​​trouble wow, it's great that you know and oppose them, but still it's a man who will know himself, but not yet touch himself, a midsummer night's dream, yes, that's when the self will soliloquy and yet look like a vile fool, join in, no, nails, to wear designer jeans for no reason.

I'm going to rock now and the cameraman is still going, where is he going now? Where I am now? This thing is broken. The Japanese, wow, believe. Hello, bless you, bless you. Give me your hand. Do not be afraid. Men can touch men. cameraman, let's make the cameraman angry, no, oh, it's very strange that this lady comes here. I have something for you. Save them. I don't want to see them now. Alright. This is wonderful. This is very, very wonderful. This reminds me. At home, this is your first time in Los Angeles, stay away from the bars with the big Harley Davidson 8000s parked out front because there are big men standing outside those bars, giant men with muscles all over them, men with muscles on their eyelids and these men look at each other. and I say: I have this amazing quiche recipe, thank you, you know what I'm talking about, I'm feeling tired, I'd like to give the only impression I make, it's Fred Astaire on the streets of New York dealing with Kaka, get him out of here.

We are for the stairs. Can I do this? I won't need the microphone. Can I return it? Hello how are you? I'm not paranoid, but why are you after me? Thank you. I'll leave this here for a second. We will return immediately to be in the United States, in New York, once again, we do not have to say the second syllable. I don't know, there is a moment. Sorry, it's over. Okay, you know who he is. We were talking during. the break is who's joining us part time on the show or full time full time Johnny Winters oh yeah the king yeah he's obviously you're a fan of his yeah I'm a wonderful guy.

Uncle John, if you look, be careful, don't let them bounce you around the rubber rooms anymore, gray bear, I'm here with the silver fox, hey, Big Bear, I'm already home, leave your jeans, he wanted me to do that and he told me if not, don't do that. , I'll hurt you tomorrow yeah, do you know John in the early years? As I did when we both got a little into the sauce. No, no, sir, oh yes, we got into all kinds of trouble. Really absolutely, he still gets into it. problems that he has, he was wandering around the parking lot yesterday in a Union Cavalry officer's outfit and you see people wondering, I go, there are studio executives saying, you know what my God?

What's with you guys standing there, keeping touching the Gucci suits? put you on the front line oh, it's wonderful, although it's really Joy's spirit, yes, he said in contact, he clipped his wings, although he said no, don't let him fly too high, he plays, he soars, he has great talent and go. Where is he going now? In the old days we would go to Jason's restaurant, you know, it's a very high class place and he, uh, this was when we were Happy Times, yeah, and he came in and started raping grandma. Remember he says I don't have a church.

What are you doing and the whole bar just left and everyone was piling up in the streets, oh God, that was a fun time, so you already finished this movie? Yes, it was wonderful. I had a great time. I was working with the great wounded actress Mary Beth and people like that, yeah. and now I get very serious, people say it's not being funny, no, yes, it's a problem they constantly expected it to be, yes, some sometimes expect it to be wonderful. I called home the other day, hi mom, Mark, it's just that your foreign hill was a director. and he's amazing because it's very the first day I tried to improvise there was a basic scene, it was a very simple scene, it was like yeah, I'd like to do that and then you know when I'll be on the line, yeah, I would.

I would like to do that, but first we cut, that's it, get him out of here and he

makes

his face. Can you be behind the camera if a senior doesn't like him? It's very difficult when you love each other as a single person, but it was good. experience Richard Pryor has been working at The Improv, The Comedy Store Mercy company, it's going well and we work every night and I worked at The Improv sometimes, yes, The Boarding House in San Francisco connecting all the clubs announcing that I'll be back, no . Worry, he's a funny guy now, sir.

Thanks, it's great to have you here. Thanks, no, yes, he has a suit. Please send me a look. No joke, oh it's falling apart, although true, my wife and I would like to make Volkswagen macrame. one day this is so much fun I'm not afraid anymore why should you be right? you're right this is funny my career is over but I'm not afraid anymore I can see him tomorrow in the National Enquirer he's gone we know we would I don't know National Enquirer although you and I love that Mexican yeah well you know what strange thing is that I put it in the cat box and the cat doesn't go in there, he laughs, you're still making small talk to me he's sitting there the cat makes his little eyes widen that would be redundant you did it right transplants very high quality paper quality yes, it's long after death new and exciting diet Hollow in a cup they go for the weird stories no "Yes, but yes, the man takes his shoes off his own foot, yes, no one ever sues National Geographic, although would be true, the soundtrack too, yes, it's you Mr.

Williams, but it's real coffee if you think you're going to buy this watch, okay?" We're going to take a break, yes, of course, but we'll be back. Stay where you are first.