Are You a Simp?

You've dedicated your entire life to being an alpha and then being called a sin is a devastating blow, however, it can be a very useful weapon against anyone but you. First of all, what is defined in the urban dictionary as a

simp

le as a man who puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in the hope of winning them over without the woman bringing anything to the table a man who values ​​a woman too much for no reason a man who prides himself on his chivalry in hopes of getting sexual gratification from women, chances are if you've spent any time on the internet in the last three months, you've probably been called a fool for doing literally anything related to women, I'm sorry, so now if you're sitting here questioning your manhood because some punk-ass 14-year-old virgin named Trevor who hasn't even seen a dick since he was last breastfed, who It was like four years ago, he probably still has a slow head and now he's in this Call of Duty game lobby talking and calling you, well, then me.

I've created a

simp

le flowchart to help you determine if you're actually a chimpanzee and get your manhood back from Trevor. That's it, if you have a pull-up one, two, three, me, your mom, Street comm, pull-up, Trevor, meet me there, finding it right. Dude Trevor anyway here's the floor cut from the flowchart it's a simple question all you're simple if you have to ask I hate to break it to you but those are the facts but if you need a little more convincing , let's go over the rest of the flowchart which at this point we know is irrelevant do you have a girlfriend? no, you run two Or no, you have a game it's not a pretty obvious man because the only game you're playing is Sin City and the only one that beats you again is desktop, okay, it's pretty easy, keep going so far, but Now back up, don't run through the holes, do you have a game?

Yes, you have a game, okay, why don't you want it too? So I am a FEMINIST and women are not sexual objects. Are you actually a feminist or all you say is yes, I'm a feminist, more like feminazi, what's your favorite book? Mine, sin, no, I'm not a feminist, I just want to crush the girl's granola with homemade bags. and in the hair with pins, that friendship zone does me good, at least you're honest, but honesty is four sips of backup why did she want through the hose another option here, I'm focusing on myself and I don't want girls distract me, so what?

What I'm saying is that you sympathize so much that it literally consumes you and you want to simplify your life. You're not like the hallways. You have games. None of these. But I bet you're still feeling for that dick. I'm not discriminating here, okay, no, you're not gay, are you sure? Because if you have to ask, you're saying, Don't ask, don't tell, but America moving forward, back to the top, do you have a girlfriend? You do not want? yes, you are a bastard. Yes, every fuccboi was once a sin who had his heart broken years ago and is now trying to ease the pain of children.

Oh Oh g6, all that pimping you are still just in the people verse o G Simpson, we find you guilty as charged, are you a bastard? Are you just enjoying a healthy sex life while looking for the one and don't want to take a step? Yes, what are they? boy, he is looking for the one, yes, here is a blue pill for you, you are a simpleton, no, you want to join the healthy sex life while looking for the one and you don't want to settle. I'm just not emotionally available, so you're a guy. that goes to therapy, okay, it's a symptom in Freud, so now that place is covered.

Back to top Do you have a girlfriend? Yes, is she a girl? Those who don't know where the new girl is. An E girl is a girl who posts nude photos. her online for money, but she doesn't call it porn. You may or may not also have a tic tock or a tic? and she uses it as a front to launder porn money. because she text her, good morning, beautiful every day. I know just fans, yes, rather, just friends. Pat was right. I just said the title of my shared video, who anyway you're sin, no she's actually my girlfriend, ooh yeah, I hate to break it to you dude, but she is. everyone's girlfriend, each and every parent is cupping you in a group and the cup is a final shape, okay, back off, no, if she doesn't know you exist, but she will if you keep buying pitch, that This is what we call suppressive commitment.

Not here, she's not an eagle, so we'll assume she's a real-life human being. Now, are you cheating? Be honest, there is a World Series for cheating. I need Houston to ask us, so yeah, I'm cheating, so what? What you're saying is that you need validation from multiple women to feel good about yourself, in other words are you a simpler series, no you don't cheat, is it because you push yourself with yes, spanked like Django, ball and chain 12 , he is a simpleton, but no, she is because you put pressure on yourself, no, it is because you love her and respect her and treat her as an equal.

No, she is fine, so you don't love her or respect her too and you don't cheat on her. Then why? You accept it because you are lonely and unhappy with yourself and you can't stand being alone, so you need someone constantly around to fill the void. All you can fill with a tall glass of sink juice, you have a prepper and now feel responsible for staying with them and breed to try, really feel and responsible for all the forests used to oppress the alpha male, so you can say that You are simply pragmatic, she is rich and with that, because of the money, you will earn more money than you.

What follows is that they don't need your training advice, they look out loud, they sound like a Sims, the great Harrison, why are you with a fire, in other words, you are aggressive and they whip you around the bend and you go back down the river for the Mississippi River. Yes, you love and respect her. and treat him as an equal, so are you saying you like being a pet? No, I'm just not sexist. I don't know, he sounds pretty sympathetic to me and obviously, yes, you like being linked. I do not think they do. the nation needs more and we have finished it, as you can see, the program is quite easy to follow and the results are quite simple, quite simple.

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