The Cookie Clicker Experience

Cookie Clicker has many achievements, from making a million

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s to becoming a God. I promised he would get them all within a week. This is what happened. Okay, one, two, three, one hundred quadrillion. The apocalypse has begun and I have a dragon. Sorry, there's a lot of time travel involved in baking

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s. I missed four five six every time I click on this big cookie. I create a cookie. I can buy buildings to give me cookies every second, so I have a cursor to click for me and grandma is baked. cookies for me, but for some reason the description of it makes me nervous. a good grandma to bake more cookies. no one who is nice has to say they are nice.

I'm sure it's fine. Indented bondage, yeah, okay. I bought more curses and grannies until I got the achievement. for baking a thousand cookies on an Ascension, what does that mean? It's probably okay, now it's time to name my bakery. I will use the same creative writing method that I use for all my videos. I get the random word generator and boom, okay, I accidentally opened the letter generator but that's perfect. Now I can buy upgrades. I can make my curses stronger by exposing my fingers to sunlight and morning and it grants its own achievement now that I have a thousand cookies.

I can buy my own farm to grow cookie plants. look at my cookie plant, don't ask why it's purple, it got me another achievement. I now have 10 achievements, also known as one percent. I bought a bunch more grannies to bake more cookies and each one has a name. An achievement is selling a grandmother. I'm looking at you, Vera, 56 cookies per second, who would need more than 56 cookies per second. Illegal fracking has discovered that there is cookie dough deep in the crotch of the Earth, so we will send our granny workforce into the mines to recover it, although you might be mad because there are three I lost the original clip of this so I'm recording from the future ignore that grandmothers look different okay there are three Verras she is multiplying to appease her I'm changing the name of the bakery from s to Vera now we I'm really making cookies.

Oh damn, a golden cookie. Click frenzy. Now I get seven times as many cookies for 77 seconds. Golden Cookies appear every 10 minutes and give a ton of different benefits. You need to make a decision. How do I spend my 70,000? cookie to donate them to the poor to help with world hunger B buy more radioactive fertilizer C appease grandma because they are scary begins Sarah is now a farm since Tom Scott discovered that the best thing is to control the means of production, So we have started mass producing cookies in factories, giving an achievement of one hundred buildings in total, making grandma's buildings without a golden cookie with a golden cookie.

I've already reached one million cookies and unlocked the biggest achievements so far by completing the cursor wheel the government is trying to get me to pay my workers with real money instead of cookies, so I created my own bank that will take care of the economy and will make regular currency obsolete by replacing it with cookies, making me the proud owner of three percent of the achievement. The next building is a temple. so first we will have to start a religion, we have to choose something to worship, the obvious answer is cats, specifically kittens, achievements are not just my personal goal, they are incredibly important in the game, the more achievements you have, the more milk . you get under the cookie the milk attracts kittens who will work for me in exchange for food this is the circle of life that gave me an achievement for 50 upgrades We go up I'm sure it's okay, it's good news.

I have baked 100 million. cookies I can now feed an American family for two weeks. The new achievement should start to go much faster because producing cookies with factories is great, but what's better is summoning cookies with sorcery. I bought a wizard tower. Don't ask why this guy is purple. I have an achievement Hypixel sent me a cease and desist and I unlocked sugar cubes. Sugar cubes grow in the corner of your screen for 24 hours and can be used to unlock mini-games. Also chocolate flavored milk shows that I have 25 achievements. I'm progressing. Not in life, I've been sitting here clicking a cookie for almost a full day.

Fortunately, I unlocked the first gold cookie upgrade. Golden cookies appear twice as often and stay twice as long. There are three versions of this update once I have them. All I'll be able to start is the golden cookie combo as seven times frenzy multiplayer with a 777 times click frenzy multiplayer for a total of 5439 times cookie production for 26 seconds. I also feel like I remember a sacred achievement. I just have to fold the fabric. from reality very quickly and the cookie can fit in any space larger than her neck I dipped the cookie in milk the kittens are happy the grandmothers I'm not sure it's okay I'll let them be catco priestesses they should calm down they down who would need more of 56 cookies per second the problem is that I have been too successful my operation has turned every piece of wheat into cookies there is nothing left on earth I mean now we are taking cookies from other planets to feed our addiction I should have done The aforementioned cookie Burger has one of the most profound laws of any game: the time travel you saw before with the cataclysmic ending.

I only had 20 of the achievements. This blue bar up here is a counter for a billion bags of cookies. You will find out. what happens next 10 million cookies per second 50 factories refresh me no my billions of cookies are close I have conquered many planets to achieve cookies the milk has turned blood red with achievements the time is coming the grandmothers are fine everything is fine I have done it invented Alchemy to be able to turn useless gold into cookies. I've done it plus one. This number is my Ascension level. It also has three other names that I'll use without explaining them and it represents how many parallel universes I can take in my cookie.

Empire when I reboot but I'm not ready for that yet. I'll wait until there are at least a hundred to take over, but right now I have something to worry about with a granny-related update, which might keep those grannies in check. Bingo Bingo is Well, Bingo is I mean my only concern is that it is also a research facility. Nothing good happens in a facility. You may have something that can keep them at bay. My sugar cube is ready to be harvested. Now I can buy the first minigame. Yes, this means it is. It's been 24 hours since I explained the sugar cubes.

The first minigame is the wizard's grimoire. Now I can cast more magic spells that will help me create my cookie. Adventure. The spells range from useless to confusing to completely broken. Undercooked products give you some. cookies unless it backfires and then take your cookie Forcing the hand of Fate is the greatest thing humanity has ever created. I'd rather we never do penicillin if it meant we'd get to the top faster. There are seven other spells, but I don't have any. to talk about them because none of them are as good as this one, force the hand of fate or fit, summon a golden cookie out of thin air, so here's a natural golden cookie.

I use the spell and now I have golden cookies. gives me 777 click frenzy time and this won't give me any luck damn you see the point although it is possible with the right RNG to combine the two now we wait 30 minutes for my Mana to regenerate so how do was your day? teeth oh I can skip the gold cookies and they both gave the same frenzy so it lasts twice as long it doesn't stack try three failed try 4 frenzy and the

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frenzy I did it Google, make more cookies than God intended, right? who would need more? of 56 cookies I got more and more achievements getting closer to my new goal of one hundred parallel universes but unfortunately we have already looted all the planets in the observable universe for their cookies there are no places left but in reality we have not yet invaded alternative Dimensions with my immense world Finally I can Open a portal to another dimension to take more cookies.

Dimensions are versions of a universe, so each universe has many dimensions and I got the frantic combo again. Another universe that comes to the power of the Cookie Empire. I won a cookie. Wait, why? I earned a cookie after taking control of Dimensions. I finally made it to the local news and have 10 of the achievements with this new double cookie combo. I'm making days worth of cookies in seconds. The normal idol game is almost useless now and now that I've taken over all the planets in all the dimensions, there's not much I can do now, but what if it wasn't now?

I invented time travel to get cookies from all points in history and collect them for myself a hundred years ago. Negative, the UN was preparing for this moment. I bought my 150th grandmother and got into a couple who called them the Ancients and I think we should change the name of all the retirement homes to Home of the Ancients. Ending world hunger is nothing more than a simple stepping stone to my God. I have another. frenzy combo that produces 50 billion cookies, almost enough to buy the final golden cookie upgrade. With it, it is possible to have two natural golden cookie effects at the same time, with one foot up, you can get three upgrades at once and here we go, three Strat cookies, lucky ruin. failure why my grandmother's look is strange why one has the Black Op ray gun I don't think it's for Bingo no one who is kind has to say it's not I think I'm hallucinating Have we already broken space-time?

Kitten helpers, workers and engineers who are building the Bingo facilities and call me sir. I am also in the eighth universe, but at this point I am converting all matter in all dimensions, on all planets, at all times, into cookies, but I have not used them. all the antimatter now we condense antimatter into cookies. I have done a lot of research into quantum physics for this video. Do you know about antineutrons? Because now I know. I just wanted all the achievements in a Steam game and I'm 15 years old. along the way there at the top of the screen there are news about things like all the gold in the world is turned into cookies or other unimportant things sometimes the grandmothers take charge and send me messages I don't know how but it's okay another achievement for click too much and I have orange milk.

I need to speed this up if I get all the achievements. The only piece of technology powerful enough is Bingo's research center. I have to give it 30 minutes to do the research, although there is another way to speed up the baking. It's through creating a religion, another 24 hours have passed and I have another sugar cube, we already worship cats, but now we can unlock the pantheon minigame through the temple, there are a lot of gods and I can worship three of them, they are Boring God, Zelda Bad Boy, Creepy Emoji, God I Think It's a Penguin with a Slide.

The best option so far is to go to the buildings. God of clicking how God sees Doom Jeremy's eye and finally, Godzilla using Godzilla gives access to a new boss who sells a building. percent more cookies in each clip, so selling 300 buildings gives 300 percent more cookies per click. Now look at this. I have a clicking frenzy. I used it up for another cookie. I sell 400 of my weakest buildings. I click on the other cookie to frenzy and now I have 21,756 seconds of cookies on each click and I am clicking 10 times per second. This combo gave me four weeks worth of cookies in 10 seconds, meaning I converted all matter and antimatter in all dimensions at all times into cookies.

There really is nothing. remains for me unless I don't need Mata. I can use light itself and you thought I was dumb when I grew cookie plants and you thought I was dumb when I spent four days in this game you thought it was wrong there is a lot There are many ways to play this game, different magic spells and religion combinations for different play styles, but I won't explain them because the only play style I approve of is obsessive clicking now that I'm turning light into cookies, grandmas have finished their research project. So far it seems fine.

I got another boost that includes a benefit based on how many grandmas I get in those 10 seconds. I got months of cooking. Who would need more than 50? I'm getting more and more achievements, but still not a hundred parallels. universes that are worth it. You'd have to be really lucky to get more cookies now. Thank goodness I can create luck itself by turning light into cookies. It's for fans. I can do it by chance. Manufacturers who generate cookies from nothing by pure luck. Grandmas have investigated rollers. that have eyes and for the next 12 hours I waited until my mana was full, get ready to sell my buildings and test my blocking to get combos eventually.

The Grandmaster caught my attention, the only mind improves, the grandmothers aregrowing. Restless, do not encourage them. We are one we are many I think this is okay I don't want to be negative but it may not be okay they are getting aggressive and have started summoning demons to eat my cookies oh killing him gave me an achievement everything is okay I have another frenzy give me hundreds of billions of cookies everything is fine grandma's demons are increasing grandma's anger is increasing I have another click buddy Maybe I can escape this universe I'm going to bait you grandma, what the hell? hell all hope lost tendrils of wrinkled flesh visible from space I'm leaving I'm out I went too far the nightmare continues I'm ascending I'll lose all my cookies all my buildings but maybe I can reach even greater heights and there goes the cookie breaks now we're introduced cookie

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afterlife is not a term you thought you would hear today every Universe gives me a level of prestige give me one percent more cookie and I get 170 heavenly tokens to spend on a permanent upgrade better cookies per book on how to breed a Cookie Dragon.

I can start the game with kitten supervisors and more types of cookies throughout the game. I've been baking different types of cookies. White chocolate cookies. Cinnamon cookies. Caramel cookies. Pizza, some of them are a little weird and we're back. with zero cookies and a bunch of achievements to climb and we start clicking again this time it should be much faster with all my new updates but the most important thing is that since we stopped the apocalypse none of my grandmothers are called Vera. I can finally say that this bakery is mine. We are already around 56 cookies per second and I can buy a dragon egg here he is a little egg who wants 1 million cookies to have what greedy bastard like me I'm going to need to increase grandma's work hours to be able to pay for it I'm sure That will end in a frenzy and now I can feed my Dragon 2 million cookies.

He wants four million, eight million. I have a baby cookie dragon and his first impulse to me is to make the kittens five percent more effective, which is useful except I didn't read that it sacrifices your best building and I thought something was wrong so I kept changing it over and over. again losing all my money and buildings but that's okay I have another sugar cube now there is a new mini game and this one is called Bloons Tower Defense six this is a balloon video all the time no it's actually a mini game with farms called garden and has graphs and flowcharts more complex than those in real life.

Ecology began to grow wheat and, if I am lucky, I will mutate. I put it on a cooler plant. I put Godzilla. I immediately got a click, a frenzy, and a billion cookies. My goal for this Ascension is 25 of his tricks. My dragon's name is Shredder and he will unlock a new perk if I give him 100 curses and another. With a hundred grannies and farms, you unlock a new golden cookie called Dragon Harvest that increases production by 15 times and looks really cool, there is a giant dragon on top of my cookie, but that's not all. Ancient legends tell of another cookie bar dragon flight that gives 111 times cookies per click. shooting quintillions of cookies almost enough to feed Kirby, but what else could there be?

I'm already baking all the cookies in all the dimensions at all times in all the parallel universes with the help of all the gods and all the dragons, but what if everything wasn't everything? And if? We use mathematical Infinity to create larger oars. The fractal engine. Marginal note. I just realized that my voice is dying because I've been yelling about cookies for so long and I should take a break to record the rest of this video tomorrow, but in the spirit. of doing trivial things for too long. I'm going to keep going and you can hear my vocal cords destroying themselves to make cookies.

A math lesson. A fractal is usually a pattern that creates a shape that has self-similarity, one whose component parts resemble the whole. so if you zoom in on a fractal it will still look like the largest shape, if you take a part of a fractal that part will also contain the full fractal, although this definition has been debated and modified, it will serve our purposes, so that in cookie By clicking on a self-similar cookie a piece can be removed and it becomes a cookie that is too full and with them I am making 100 billion cookies in each SEC.

If you've been paying attention, then you should know what the ultimate combination is, all 777 times. clicking frenzy with Dragon Flight one one one with the seven times frenzy if you add the Godzilla buff and assume 10 clicks per second for 10 seconds, that's 383 years of cookie production in 10 seconds like that, well, no, It's an incredibly small chance, but that's The idea is also that I've grown corn, I try in the 300 years to play Lucky Ruin, failed attempt, three, hey, the clicker frenzy is still pretty good and the universes are preparing to be taken by me, but now I'm recursively making Infinity Cookies across all universes. all dimensions at all times what could be left is this the end, well it turns out it's all simulation because Cookie Clicker is a video game, a self-aware video game that allows the game code to be added to your cookie count in JavaScript.

I'm now baking cookies using the game code itself, which means it's time to address the cheating accusations that are probably already in the comments. It is very easy to cheat with the cookie clicker. You can go into the game console and type Game Dot Cookies equals whatever you want. you want and you will get them, but I refuse. I would never do that. I probably should have. I could have made this video in two hours of cheating gameplay instead of 100 hours of clicking, but there is an achievement that is unlocked by hacking cookies at the end, I'll show you I have no way, that means I won't get that achievement, like this that I can't get all the achievements, that other people are also freaking out about this, okay, Dan is having a meltdown about it, okay.

I'll just get all the achievements and then hack a cook. I kept getting dragon flights or frenzies, but never at the same time, then I accidentally solved world hunger and the game told me I should probably stop, but I only have 24 of the achievements, the game started struggling. When he turned my grandmother's oven into an oven. My Wizard Towers on me. My time machines in theme parks. The day was April 1st and the game thought it was maxed out. It also really ruins my reveal for the next building now that I'm baking cookies in every Universe in every dimension at all times from source code, how could I bake more of course side expansions?

There it is, there is my lateral expansion. You can guess how April Fool's season is actually called a business day, which is why I'm using my next sugar cube in the more business-like minigame the stock market do you need to understand the stock market to play Cookie Clicker yes I understand the stock market right? I know you can buy cookie ingredient stocks if they go up, you sell profits on them, so I bought 10 shares of butter and will hold them until I feel it's safe to sell. I changed my mind. I bought all the shares. I'm playing both sides, so no matter what I win, I've already lost eleven thousand dollars. not cookie dollars, I'm moving up, so this whole thing resets and I can forget about it.

Now I'm Prestige 5000. I bought a gold cookie. More types of cookies and a way to change the seasons so you can replace the business day with something good. I also unlocked some demons but that's not important and I'm back 30 seconds later and I'm at a million cooks. I played the game normally for a while until I was able to change the seasons to Christmas, snow falling on cookies, and my grandmothers have returned. It's going to be spooky wait there's something under the crumbler it's a festive test tube this test tube tells the true story of Santa's life he was the manifestation of Christmas cheer that became an elf fetus that grew throughout the life became a lazy teenager who took creatine and finally accepted his role as Santa bringing joy to the world until the end and then grew old and resented the world for not giving him gifts.

His hatred took over him like a cancer and he eventually became an All-Seeing Eye. He sees you when you sleep. He knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been good or bad, so be good or you won't get cookies, but the most important thing is that he gave me 15 new upgrades that doubled my CPS and now even further than my last Ascension, there are also A deer. Click on it to pet it and now I have lime milk, which means I have 150 achievements. The game is still trying to get me to quit, even though I'm only 26.

However, it's been four actual days and I was intending to do this in a week. so I need something you I need to understand better how to bake cookies, how can I? I need to bake real cookies, so I cut up some butter and put it in the microwave, but my obsession with larger numbers took control of me. I had to win the microwave just like I have to win Cookie Clicker perfect so I have the hottest butter on the planet I add an egg I add my camera the recipe calls for a whisk but I'm actually a chef in real life and I know tongs work better than adding them to the flour and use a plastic spatula to follow the only question is what kind of cookies should I make while I decide.

I will explain the lateral expansion building. In reality it is an idol in front of another kind of parallel universe, but if you imagine our universe as a single point, the ascended one. The universes are all in a 2D line. These other verses exist in the 3D plane. Now I have control of infinitely more universes to bake cookies there. I found it. White Chocolate Macadamia Nut Cookies are all Tails' favorites. Alltail is the guy who made the cookie clicker. really crazy guy, so I prepared the macadamia nuts the classic way and added them to the cookies, you are familiar with the spatula method, ready for the oven, close together, okay, it worked perfectly and this one is for self, then I made the The craziest thing about this entire video I entered the real world I needed reviews for my cookies The responses I got were very tasty I love them Why do you keep mentioning your grandmother?

I realized something. I'm just baking cookies all the time. dimensions and universes of the planets. I'm missing an obvious gap in the market, but to understand I'll have to explain the Cthulhu mythos. HP Lovecraft was an author who created stories of great creatures. Cthulhu is the most famous but the most powerful he is outside. Gods, these exist outside of our reality, one of the other gods is called azathoth, azerothoth is a god who is currently asleep and is dreaming within that dream, he is all of reality, everything you know, see and feel, and all the history of our reality is within azerthoth.

Dream once you wake up, everything in our universe is over, so basically in Cookie Clicker, I'm buying Azathos to dream your realities. They will obey the cookies, they are called Cortex Bacon. I finally have all the buildings in the game. The Cookie Empire has reached its peak. limit, I mean, I'm only 28 years old in the game. I can have multiple realities of infinite 3D universes at all times making cookies, but the most powerful of all is love. I can force it to be Valentine's Day. I don't have to wait. Because of the crippling loneliness, I can order it for home delivery.

I now control three additional realities and get random achievements for having so many cookies. I remembered his achievements for owning 100, 150, 200 of each building, so I bought a ton of cheap buildings and got achievements great tasting milk full 30 now we have administrators and kitty counters soon we will have kittens Specialists and experts try 57 for the Triple combo frenzy Lockheed glitch there really isn't a hard limit to the length of these achievement names and to be honest I'm quite curious to see how far we can go Adolphus W green 80s anyway how was your day? Well, pretty good.

I have 25 azathoth, but the final form of crumbler requires 200 from all buildings. My next goal is 200 crust bakers. A clicker frenzy helped me. got some octillion cookies and got many more achievements like much more time for strawberry milk best taste if you don't agree unsubscribe but if you have ever had a cookie subscribe my Ascension is 70 times elderly. It's time to move up. I bought a lot. of things for legal reasons. I can't give you details. I get a hundred or a million out of 100 billion cookies per second. I buy each upgrade by random building. Accumulate cookies.

Turn it into Christmas food. the first minute what took me days now takes seconds he who controls the cookies controls the universe and I slipped into a trance new colors of milk endless clicks failed triple combos of frenzy taking overuniverses worshiping cats and the dragon discovering new numbers bigger than you imagined overpaid kittens working your way up when you had enough levels and the same thing over and over again achievements have become a man's head instead of a cookie no I know what that means but it's probably 200 million universes conquered in the name of cookies. I thought I might have reached the end until I saw something.

I have 440 mage towers which give me 96 mana, this means I can use them for Toff, then sell 310 mage towers and use them up again, including continuous frenzy and natural cookie which are four upgrades. At the same time I have a much better chance of achieving the triple combo and one screen at a time. I have three gold cookies, of course, I didn't actually get the benefit, but I might eventually, if I'm lucky and then two things happen first. I got 200. Cortex Bakers second, I sacrificed all 100 of them to crumble to unlock his final form, he is now red and can have two upgrades at the same time, he still gives dragon flight, but also twice, since all the production of cookies completing dragon training gave me 57 achievements.

I'm skipping a lot of pictures now because it was just a few days ago that I clicked and was able to take control of more universes than there are humans on Earth. I decided to ascend again. I unlocked a bunch of stuff that doesn't really matter, except Unshackled. building you know how I'm producing cookies from all matter and light at all times in all universes and all Dimensions within all possible realities well that's not enough I'm hungry turns out my buildings and planets have been chained all together this time by supervising the cookie clicker god who exists outside of all realities.

Now I have enough cookies to bribe him and he will trigger my buildings so they are finally free to create more cookies and we are at the point where I buy 40 azerothoths in the first 30 seconds more achievements new milk color try two to four Strategy improvements Double foot out both failed I have double claw thanks to everyone tail but I have a dragon flight it has to be hundreds of decillions of cookies the game is to understand I will always be hungry for more. I'm so powerful every time I get a good combo. It is worth ascending billions more universes and obtaining even more.

Buildings without shackles. I played for days more clicking on cookies and moving up. Finally, the achievements went from heads to an open plane. I haven't even started to pee and when I look, everyone is going to try my cookies. I got the kitten managers to run my operation without me. I unlocked the ability to pet my dragon. I have almost 75 percent of the achievements. I'm almost done and on one last try. I went to the golden cookie triple combo dragonfly clicker frenzy frenzy I got it let's go Cookie Clicker is dead and I killed him I'm done I'm done I'm done and Dragoon cried because there were no more worlds to conquer the very fabric of reality is Cookie at this point I have 81 achievements the The rest is things like waiting 300 days for sugar cubes to grow.

I'll do it off screen and that's it. Cookie Clicker over doesn't have to be a great grand finale, sometimes things just end.