The Minecraft Cookie Clicker Experience

I will never play Sky Block again, wait what is that? They added the

cookie

clicker

to Sky Block and as the most hated Cookie Clicker player, I must become the best Sky Block Cookie Clicker player, but I don't know where the

cookie

s are, so I logged in. and the first thing I saw was someone saying that I turned them into cookie addicts. I'm a bad person? This comment says that I am a good person and I trust my comment, so I entered the game and immediately ran to Jerry to ask him. Where are the cookies? You didn't tell me, so I searched the mountain, the mines within my own soul.

Oh, it's empty. I heard people talking in a cave and I went inside. There is an NPC called Rabbit, brother. You should hire me. I can help you improve your production of a chocolate factory, aha, he showed me the chocolate factory. This is the cookie clicking game for copyright reasons. You don't bake cookies here. You produce chocolate in your factory. I'll have the AI ​​draw an explanation. Oh, someone commented that it shouldn't. use AI, yes just one person but I trust my feedback so I will give my explanation. I can hire a rabbit brother and send him to Nigeria to grow cocoa.

The beans are sent to my factory, where we clean them, roast them, crush them, grind them. Turn it around, work harder, do it better, it makes us, then I sell the chocolate to the public and use the money to hire more Rabbit Bros so I can make more chocolate and hire more Rabbit Bros in an endless cycle of chocolate if that seems pointless. Don't worry if I click here I discover the meaning of life the number increased by one is that the meaning of life my main goal is to get 150 million chocolate to improve my factory no one has reached level two of the Chocolate Factory where a new The perk is unlocked appears, so I clicked on the cookie for my 600 hour

experience

and they injected steroids directly into my fingers.

I can click 14 times a second, so to get 150 million it will take me 17 weeks without sleep, that's why I used 50 of my chocolate to hire a rabbit brother as an intern, he went to Nigeria to pick cocoa for me and gave me an extra chocolate per second. I kept clicking and bought a second rabbit brother, then I found the chocolate shop, the cheapest thing here is 2 million chocolate and it gives 5 health. that's expensive, wait, you need 3000 of them to get 5 health, so that's 6 billion chocolate. I am 56 so far and then I found the chocolate factory ranking, where I will be number one in the world ranking.

The information requires 1000 chocolates or more. I clicked. until I had 500 chocolate, which allowed me to upgrade my hand baked cookies and I got two chocolates per click after 40 seconds. I was already going crazy hearing this sound over and over again, but I'm not clicking fast enough. I need a new method if you want. a Hypixel administrator, please skip the next 5 seconds. I left clicked on my space bar so I could press with both hands much faster. Welcome back, Hypixel staff. I can click really fast now because, uh, the power of friendship, wait, no, I play Sky Block.

It's not credible that he has friends. I clicked like I was asking for draon merchandise that doesn't exist yet. I should fix that until I reach 1,000 chocolates, the rankings take a little while to update so I don't know where I am, but I can access chocolate milestones, the first one is 1000 ch of chocolate and the reward is an amoretto rabbit from almonds With this rabbit I get one more chocolate per second and a 0.02 times multiplier for all the chocolate with this multiplier instead of 7.5. Now I make 7.51 chocolate per It turns out that the most important thing in the Chocolate Factory is collecting rabbits because rabbits lay chocolate eggs.

It's all in the story. There are 395 rabbits in total, all providing benefits to chocolate production. You can get them from m stones or from the big Sky Block rabbit hunt. That could start at any time. I'll click until it starts. I kept buying more Bros until I had 5,000 chocolates of all time and I still have no ranking. I got 20 Rabbit Bros. Wait, what's that? There's someone else I unblocked. Cousin Rabbit currently has a fun job. That's what I called it when I left astronaut school to make YouTube videos. Now I make a living clicking cookies, so who was right.

I hired some cousins ​​and they play an important role in my factory. They are the mercenary squad. They also go to the door and convince. people buy more chocolate. Now I make 30 chocolates per second. I feel safe, but the rankings are not updated yet since this is an inactive game. I'll be down for a while so I can design products so people can get them. Instead of sending me weird letters in the mail, I received my design and then made it bigger. I am a creative genius. I sometimes ordered a copy to check the quality and now I have 66,000 chocolates, so I bought more brothers and cousins ​​at this point.

It's not useful, it maxes out at 10 per click and I'm already earning 80 per second and now I can hire the rabbit's sister. She is the youngest in the family, so I made her my war general. She recruits soldiers and mobilizes my army to threaten countries. buying our chocolate, the merchandise is here, it looks beautiful, it stares into my soul, it feels very cheap and kind of bad. I have the option of selling it for $200, although I'll think about it. I'm back and with my twentieth war general. I can finally afford to have the next member of the family, dad rabbit.

Here in my script it says: don't make a dad rabbit. Assembly, okay, I won't do it. Daddy rabbit's job is simple, he convinces people to give us more chocolate through unique means, ha, yes, finally ranked in the Chocolate Factory ranking I'm ready to be number one I'm 5,972 out of 26.1 % of the best players, so no first I have to click faster, it has no effect. I don't even like chocolate anyway, it's dumb, what did everyone else do before? I'm doing better. How can I change my cookies for chocolate? I have so many. I'm sad. Good. I am going on the right way.

Alright. I can accept that I have to work harder, so I bought 20 dad rabbits to unlock the final rabbit, grandma rabbit. The rabbit grannies give me a weird feeling, they remind me of someone, but they seem wise, so I've put them in charge of inventing time travel so they can go back in time and murder the 5,971 people in front of me. Damn, I'm not. I'm allowed to murder people in the video. Instead I'll make their parents think video games are bad for kids so they never play Sky Block and get losers in real life. He was making 500 chocolates per second and had earned a million chocolates in total.

I went down one rank No, nothing has changed Rank 4,234 I'm in the top 20% and we all know that the 20% of men who sleep with 80% of women wait I don't want women I want chocolate This is useless I may have it Persistence unstoppable when it came to clicking but then I fell asleep and took a nap. I dreamed of finishing Terraria and woke up with 3.4 million chocolate. Wait, what is this about hotties hunting? A chocolate egg for breakfast has appeared. I need to find the bunnies if I can get them. a bunch more will multiply my production allowing me to reach the top I went to brother rabbit and oh everyone is here brother rabbit cousin sister Dad and grandma are all here my workers and there are a lot of players here too oh no my cool Nemesis is here too Time Dio 3 years ago I challenged Time Dio to a bingo challenge and he beat me by a few seconds.

I haven't forgotten or forgiven him, but maybe I'm not here for the chocolate, maybe we're all okay. We meet again, so we do it. I heard there's chocolate here now. I intend to get it all, we'll see. I'm also a bit of a chocolate addict. Damn, he's competing with me in the game. I need to find the chocolate. egg before him I need that 0.00 output twice I have no idea where it is, although I ran outside, I asked Jerry. I checked the vacuum. I went up the mountain, it's never on the mountain, so I looked for somewhere new on the top of the mountain, no, damn it. but there is a portal here he had something to tell me traveler the cure for cancer is mixed vinegar but it wasn't chocolate so I left then I remembered something when I was in the chocolate shop before I saw anything the egg locator uses hoppery's magic to Discover hidden chocolate rabbit eggs.

I will buy that thing that costs 7.5 million chocolate. I won't buy that wait. I saw someone run away. Do you know where the egg is? He goes to the fisherman's hut. What do you know? I don't know, it's an egg, chocolate egg for lunch, roll a random rabbit and I got an Aon, so the eggs are hidden around the map and each one gives you a rabbit, but there's still a breakfast egg that don't have. At that time Doo also found the egg. I barely got ahead. I returned to the rabbit hole. Wait, who's so hoppy?

He is right in front of the house and immediately sold me six rabbits. In fact, two of the rabbits he sold me were rare, so instead of one. buff of 0.00 twice these give 0.003 times more eggs giving me 1100 chocolate per second then someone started bullying me look at you deal my name in Minecraft is draon not draon learn the law not even level 100 pet why do you care how good I am? a video game wait why do I care how good I am at this video game? all I'm doing is making a number go up I could have become a doctor I could be making friends learning to be an astronaut exploring the stars contacting aliens but wait medicine is just to increase life expectancy gaining friends is increasing how often I i feel connected learning is to increase my productivity everything is to make num go up how to level up in life how i made my life a video game all we do in life is make numbers go up therefore Cookie Clicker is the way purest of life and the people who commit to it are showing the unstoppable human spirit this is my excuse to spend 6 hours a day clicking I looked in people's rooms for the egg I went up the mountain it's never up here I looked through the fairy forest someone put coordinates in the chat oh my god there it is, I was on the top of the mountain my life is complete except I'm still not selling products and I feel a little bad about my $200 hoodies $2000, so I'll contact a brand that makes really good clothes but there are still more eggs and I can't find them anywhere wait the fly is holding an egg locator he has the item maybe he'll give it to me if he change something special, nothing special because everything here is free for the entire time I have been on the Alpha Testing server.

Each update is released on the test server before the main server. I've been here learning everything I can about the Chocolate Factory so that when it comes out for real in 3 days, I have the optimal strategy and can beat everyone who spins. They changed my egg locator and I used it to memorize the location of each egg. Now I'm ready for reality, where everyone starts with zero cookies. I can get rank one here we are. I have 1 hour before the update goes out, so I'm going to quickly design my perfect merch, a subtle upside down face to show everyone that you know that no matter what you're going through, no matter the pain. everything is well made from high quality cotton, organic and sustainable materials and a little under $2,000 oh wait the event starts in 20 seconds everyone on this server doesn't have chocolate.

I'm excited to compete properly and win this time. I know where I'm going. to the top of the mountain so that the first egg appears there and started. I have to click on the chocolate and buy rabbit, bro, wait, no, I should get eggs, it's not here. I have to look around the map, wait, no. Today I sell 6 rabbits in a row. I have to go buy them for the multiplier of 0.002 times the power. Please take my life savings, give me a rabbit, he sold seven at once, four common and three uncommon, if we do the math, that's a total of 0.014 times more chocolate, even though I have zero for each. second right now and started clicking.

I'm going to keep clicking until I've hired every bunny brother out there. People are already looking for the first egg, but I learned that eggs spawn at 7:00 a.m. m. and 2:00 p.m. m. and 9:00 p.m. In the game, the egg doesn't exist yet, so while you look, I click on the leaderboards they are still empty. I wonder if I got ahead of myself and there's the first breakfast egg of the actual game, so I guessed one. of the places and I didn't find it I kept looking everywhere but then someone wrote down the coordinates in the chat so I don't know all the locations.

I wasted all that time. I got a rare rabbit, Sylvester, and reached 1,000 chocolates, buying another one. rabbit, I must catch them all, in fact, Pokémon said something importantrelated to this same hunt. I want to be the best like no one else. Did I base my entire personality on an introduction to a children's show? I unlocked my rabbit cousin again and had a consistent process now I would click and buy rabbit workers until a new egg appeared then the whole server would search for the egg together 165 per second and then someone asked what everyone else was up to 57 100 45 I lied and said I was at 101 to keep them Thinking they had a chance but I was ahead.

I know I'm the first one in this lobby that has 20 people out of the 20,000. I still have no idea why the leaderboard doesn't update until I change lobbies, but that would take 5 seconds. By clicking I can't afford to do that, eh, I hope I'm not hungry and then I got the rabbit, dad, but when I was getting another rabbit on the top of the mountain, I got one of the rabbits I had already collected in duplicate . so I don't get the 0.002 times profit, but instead the rabbit is crushed and gives me 56,000 chocolates. I'm not sure if I should be happy or upset, it's a puzzle figuring out which bunny to buy optimally increases your cookies. but all you really need is basic math, but some people don't want to do basic math, so I reminded them that the real cookie

clicker

requires quantum mechanics and they still hate me for not taking it seriously enough, then someone said my thoughts Exactly, right? for me I want to sleep but I also want to be first and yet I don't even know my ranking yet the person who wants to be first is at 75900 chocolate I'm at a million it's catching up I wonder what time it is Dio Is it clicking?manually it has seven arms to click at once made a full of hops to buy more rabbits illegally nothing would stop him wait someone just received a duplicate rabbit that gave him 156,000 chocolates and this caused the Great Crush debate originally you can only hold 20 rabbits in your collection , but you can upgrade your barn to have more if you don't upgrade your barn and your barn is full the next rabbit you get will be crushed and you will get chocolate instantly so you will lose the multiplier but you will get chocolate to spend.

In more rabbits, grandmas bake more chocolate for you, so which one is more worth it. My quantum calculator is busy calculating how many years I have left before I finish Cookie Clicker, so instead I used intuition: multiplication is more than addition, therefore I should collect all the rabbits I will also be banned if I kill rabbits in this video , then my enemy or opponent friend offered to warp me so I could go to another center and then quickly return to allow me to check my ranking. I've spent almost every second clicking here. I have a chance to be number one, so I did it.

I left and saw that I am ranked 91 in the world. How are you? Okay, so 90 people have been clicking faster than me, not taking the time to respond to any messages in the chat and doing nothing but concentrating intensely. in clicking and finding the eggs, sacrifice everything instantly to be the best showing the unstoppable and indomitable human spirit or are they using auto clicks and cheating so technically I am in first place but the only thing that would guarantee me first place is the new dragon The pudding arrived and I can say that it is comfortable, scientifically good for your skin and has a face that reminds you when something tells you to give up and stop clicking, you can say no, I must continue.

I still want to improve my chocolate factory level. will reset all my chocolate and unlock a rare rabbit. I can only imagine their multipliers and out of nowhere, someone who decided to squish all of his bunnies had the same amount of chocolate as me. 4.2 million reached it and will surpass me by crushing it. Bunnies seem to be better, but maybe not for long. I have to believe multiplayer is better in the long run and then the craziest, wildest thing happened but my footage crashed, everything is corrupted for the next 4 hours. I clicked on cookies. Fight. enemies and debated the ethics of squashing rabbits, but all of that disappeared during this time.

I left the game to quickly download a mod that shows the exact location of the eggs. I guess top 10 people would use this all the time, although when copying and pasting the mod into my mods folder I accidentally copied my entire downloads folder. I didn't realize it until 20 minutes had passed, so I wasted some time clicking. Additionally, it turns out that eggs spawn in places other than the main hub. In this cave, all eggs spawning within 100 blocks of each other is much easier. Plus, I slept for six whole hours, another silly mistake. Now I am in position 12,000.

How is it possible? But this won't stop me. Never surrender. I am the embodiment of the indomitable human spirit, no matter if the footage crashed. Again, something to do with my images folder being full of 3000 Terraria kills. I kept clicking and collecting eggs, but I remembered the type of people who play Cookie Clicker games. This person waited 300 hours to complete a single combo. Some people find achievements. too easy and I created a mod that made the harder ones. I don't think I can beat these people. I still eat and sleep and sometimes, if I'm lucky, I take a shower.

I also just discovered that Dio is no longer a normal player. he got promoted to admin now he gets paid by the game itself he can get all the chocolate he wants he's basically a god and his name time of literally means time god I guess I lose wait I'm ranked 677 now oh it's just not like that. updated as of last night only 500 people have decided that showering is worse than chocolate. I almost have enough chocolate to move up. Then I can do a weird papa bunny montage with my final chocolate before everything resets. I will buy the egg locator and now that I don't have one.

I needed it, so I went up, reset my chocolate, and started clicking again. I bought brothers, cousins, dads, they got a new rabbit. I watched my number go up and up. I was doing it all over again and then I ran into a group of people fishing. I used to fish. this game and mine and I spend time building and now I'm just in this menu. I could be fishing, exploring, fighting monsters with friends. I could be playing other minigames on Hypixel or other Minecraft servers or any of the thousands of Minecraft mods I have. I'm on this menu, I could play any other game, I could go out and talk to people, go exploring, become an astronaut and I'm on this menu, imagine if the top 1000 of us who dedicate non-stop hours of our lives to this task. worked together to achieve something great, let's all quit and make something beautiful in the real world.

Okay, did everyone quit? Now I can win.