UNHhhh ep 178 - Body Parts

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comes out alive. That's all. I'm sorry. These boots are digging in my house. I was at a show once and took the fan. away from a girl and I told her I would get it back at the end of the show and I forgot to give it back to her because she never got it back. Well, you did what girls should have done, I did what girls should have done. at the concert boots boots with teeth tiny boots and teeth today who is that haircut today will include layers of lines and a bang mattel that was me being a haircut instructor from the uk the uk yeah interesting where grew up?

I have traveled Trixie Mattel and I believe that everything should be illegal Katya and welcome to the program where we talk about whatever we want because it is our program and not yours. I haven't done anything in a while oh, I still have it, I still have it, the revitalizing thing. energy from that, can you skip one more? I think we have it. Body

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? shoulders very feminine hands yes, yes, a big fat ass that could go in any direction. What do you mean by any way? Women or men can have big and fat butts.

Real huge feet. Huge feet. What size are we also talking about 12 and a half? You are 12 and a half of a man. Basically I wear old maid type shoes, but then I have a square jaw, little eyes, little voice, a lot of contradictory signals with the body, bald, bald, young, although yes, but then, when you are, when I arch my back in bed, I you would do I swear I was once a woman, so speaking of body parts, it's important to take the time to talk to yourself about how to connect with your body and give yourself the gift of a lelo orgasm.

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My favorite body part of yours is mine, uh, my teeth. I have said it before. They are doing what the girl should have done. Yeah, you know what I mean, but everything. otherwise Mary shoots her girl, um, your teeth actually get cool as you get older, they are in great dissonance with other stories told in your body, there is a lot of contrast, clash of the titans, we have Mount Olympus here and then. we got the nine layers of hell yeah the Matterhorn yeah girl first you want to talk about nightmares I don't write too scary you probably shouldn't say oh first of all I don't ride a particular attraction in a particular place . theme park with a yeti could rhyme with schmatterborn ok ladder yes yes you are on a sled going down a mountain but a yeti is chasing you his eyes are red oh that ride scares me I will never get on it my nightmare would be that I am on it and it slows down and half the lights go out and they say we're sorry for the inconvenience and that thing is just could you take a photo? oh, that would be, oh, I would do it, I don't know what to jump, I kill myself, that deep blood shot is coming towards you I'm sorry, I know this is not related to a body part, no, it's surely my other worst nightmare it would be I'm at Universal Studios, I fall on the boat on the Jaws ride and I'm in the water with the animatronic jaws oh my god, that would be.

I really think my heart would stop. I wouldn't say: Are you serious? Oh, there is nothing more sinister. I know what to get you for Christmas. I know what to do now. the wheels are in motion, I think there's some word for when something is scary because it's too realistic, but no, um, the uncanny valley or something, the hidden valley, the hidden valley ranch, yeah, animatronics, you know , I once left the rainforest cafe crying, crying. as an adult as an adult three weeks ago as an adult my friends are like this kind of cafe and I've never been there and I was like monkeys and monkeys oh god every 10 minutes all these animatronics would go off oh my god oh my god oh my god they're a gorilla, It was a gorilla.

Turns out there aren't things we haven't talked about on the show. We are vegan. We had never heard the memory before. We're really digging seven years into it. friendship, I learned the best from you on this horrible day, which strongly affects many parts of your body, severe chronic back pain, because of course every day I am blinded by a spotlight on the stage, oh, blindness permanent, yes, from a focus, yes. flaky skin all over the back of your body, what's funny is the marathon didn't do what dragging does to my body, of course it didn't, of course your body is made for running, your body isn't Made to be hot glued, we were dragged to rehearsals. just standing there, no shoes on, I thought: this is so rotten, girl, this is so uncomfortable, the layers, the heat, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the , scratching and then I like to get the shape where you want it and then you turn around. cookies that opened up, yeah, and what a backpack full of rotten hot dogs that keep sliding down, oh mom, I was so bundled up on the last day of rehearsal where we were flying through the night, it was like the bun man wasn't in house on jerry lane and i went to the bathroom and took off jennifer's body, the place that had previously housed my little penis was not only empty, she said they left it in the middle of the night and put a pacifier in her place because that's how it is.

That's a knobby clit with no sensation from this day forward. It's something about drag. I mean, I don't talk to the person well, obviously because he's been out for the entire episode, but I don't talk per se, but I'll get it all back. But when it's all taken away like this, sometimes when you sit, oh, sit, sit, it's the extra pull and you go, oh, a burning, tearing pain that based my penis because that's where the veils between realities are giving way, yeah , that was exactly it. are you the guardian? The midpoint of the pit was where the earth opened and the hordes of hell emerged.

It's just a whole thing, it's like a cavalcade of indignities that you suffer and then you realize at 40 that it's not getting better, it's been getting worse. It's just the old movie like go to the doctor and say what's wrong with me like I would love for them to give you a not always resuscitate but to drag like you can bring me back to life but I'm not doing drag again but like my heart is stop, bring me back while the dragon, yes, yes, out of the question, there is no drag and if there is drag, you have to change the thermal regulation, you are going to change the situation of the hair, you have to trim the underwire until there is electrolysis of full body yes yes where are sedation hair removal services when you need them?

We've been to rehearsals and I don't want to call any of us, please, but we just rehearsed the other day at a drag dress rehearsal. It occurred to me, it occurred to me that if I'm sweating, I know, if I, if you're sweating, what the hell is that monster doing? She is alive? It's like it reminds me of the Titanic, yeah, when the water goes through those. opulent hallways just taking sun loungers putting on drag always hot but then there was a I had a long break I had a break we had an intermission I go out I scold I change my costume dry as a bone I get into focus position then I start cooking It was dry, it was charming, it was the lovely bones and then it was like wet, wet, wet mud, but I was like that lightbulb went on, I'm not doing anything, I'm literally just sitting there and it's just baking in the light. from the spotlight and I thought I could never win.

I really needed to win, especially with dad dying. I will say for being grateful for the things in our body, let's change the tone, let's film this, no, just make me realize that I don't shave. problems I don't have armpit hair I don't have a beard so in many ways I was lucky doing drag with this situation yes, now as a man, when I bring men home they are going to listen, you've been through puberty, honey, no no , they say oh, what, oh, I'm sorry, what do you mean?, you're so sorry, what's my diagnosis that they shouldn't know?, oh, you're, it's a hospice situation, yeah, they say, oh, that's why You even talk to me.

Even though I'm out of your league, this is like you're your bottom jimmy, this is your wish request, this is your last hurray, but at least you get that good sympathy, it must be to death, literally, they say, well, ya you know, and they. they leave and they leave, I really wanted this to be good for you with everything, yes, but dad is dying, thank you, yes, speaking positively using my body parts has led me to be, you know, embrace the exercise later in life, oh, it's never, it's never too late to use my body parts have made me appreciate it a lot more, but you actually seem to know what I picture in my head when you say take off your leg and hit someone in the head with it, what you could call a kick, I was running in a store and this guy had run 22 marathons and I said, oh, how did you do it?

I told him I wish I had started younger. I just started this year and he told me that most people don't start young because to run that long you need the mental discipline of course and teenagers usually don't have that, yeah, and I was like, oh, so no. I feel so bad, yeah, well you shouldn't feel bad, you should feel bad about that pig body you're trying on, I guess what? What I'm saying is demystifying my own body through promiscuous sex and exercise, oh maybe it's like I guess I'm not really selling a lemon after all, no, it's a certified used car, yeah, you have a Honda, she's useful, she's a Prius, she's going to get you from point a to point b absolutely if I could talk about my body, I'd say this is a car that a woman used to go shopping once a year, you know, that's your Tinder , that's your Tinder bio, there's a garage, there's no car theft in this neighborhood. it was kept in a heated place, yes, absolutely in the winter, yes, oh my god, mine is like a bird scooter owned by like, um, like a blind serial killer, have I ever been with a man who I had this little acorn and then a whole Suddenly, it's a tuba, when I'm in the room you never saw the acorn, the acorn is nothing, it's already a sequoia, yes, it's a girl, it's gone, it's a saguaro, maybe I mean prickly, drinking and drinking, please, I just wanted to um, oh, that was a very little it's a little we're poor.