Spongebob Squarepants Cookie Commercial

ah, what a beautiful day in Bikini Bottom, the birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, huh, what are these

cookie

s and they have my face on them? Oh, I can't wait to pan fry these babies. SpongeBob, hurry up with those

cookie

s. I threw them at you for a reason, it's after closing and I want to go home, oh hey Squidward, those are the new Spongebob cookies I've heard so much about. I'll have three and cheese, Gary, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, well, I better hurry. these cookies then I'm a little hungry, come out, delicious little cookie, it looks like me, now let's read the instructions to bake these cookies an egg, hey Patrick, I'm like him like SpongeBob, it hurts, oh SpongeBob, what is it this stuff powder? oh hey

spongebob

you need another egg oh what's up with that suit?

Are you part of a cold Spongebob? Oh, um, well, about that, yeah, it's not for any reason, okay, here comes SpongeBob, are you the perpetrator? Perfect Landing I thought I was going to put it on again boy I was so close Spongebob me cool boy Davey Joon's locker what have you done here? You destroy me. The kitchen looks like you vomited into a pot. These cookies smell so good. I can't wait to try one. What do you think of them? sponge gar uh SP Patrick what happened to him I think he likes sponge I'm beautiful I'm hot enough to eat it's time to put these babies in the oven no SpongeBob that's me CLA see?

I have to get the cookies no no SpongeBob no oh ah SpongeBob he got my claw SpongeBob um I heard something oh well while they're baking it's time for a little game right or let's see SpongeBob has a pet oyster called sticky right I do, Hey boy, I missed you, you've been being a good boy, a clingy clingy, please be okay, are you okay, and let's see how the booty bakes. Oh, that looks fluffy like SpongeBob himself. Why did you miss me? I'm back with cookies, here you can have the first one, buddy, wow. They actually don't look that bad although they have SpongeBob's face why should he spray everything ooh ooh I knew what would make this cookie better.

It is missing some spices such as mustard. Now it looks tasty. Hey, that's a good idea. Patrick here. It's my turn here's the ketchup here look at this mess Patrick SpongeBob you're getting into mine you're wasting all my money look at those animals why is my cookie and you peacefully SpongeBob and Patrick you guys are disgusting you too oh oh oh um, I think I'm allergic to calcium, Patrick, it burns, oh jellyfish, those cookies would taste a little better with salt. Can I put a little salt on it? Sure, no problem, Mr. Krabs, we have plenty of salt here.

I will do it for you. Oh oh oh Oops, that might have been too much. Damn, I forgot which cookie had salt in it. There are too many. Gary, here, Gary, do you want a cookie. Gary, come here, have a cookie, um, oh, that must have been the one with salt in it. I have the giraffe lyrics in mine for Wombo Patrick, which is the stupidest, most ridiculous thing I've ever heard in my life, no, it's not Squidward, you want me to show you, look oh please, like a cookie of any kind thing had magic, ah, what did you do to me? perfect figure Patrick, pick me up, how are you doing?

Tiny Tap Tap bam Toral now that I'm bigger I can finally steal the grumpy burgers oh, I mean, ho ho ho, it's me, Santa Claus. Santa really is here in the bikini bottom but wait where's your reindeer oh I have gares sea snails um Santa what brings you here oh I just want the cookies I'll be leaving bye I have the cookies oh Barnacle Boy looks like someone He has used the Wombo belt on us and we are small well Mermaid Man I think that's good because now that we are small it will take us longer to eat this cookie, let's steal it, oh, even the mouse steals my secret formula, come back here, little bugs, Barnacle Boy, Barnacle Boy, Mermaid Man, Mermaid Man, what? is happening Barnacle Boy I hope you like gelatin I bought you a box of these SpongeBob SquarePants cookies in stores now better with gelatin