Spongebob's Mc Donalds Happy Meal

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what I get I'm craving bro (why do you have fries then?) I think I'll just buy a big Mac, what the hell, seriously? Maybe I'll just get a

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, that's a small Mac, thanks Michael Obama, so get it. yourself, a happy meal, look what I got, it's five nights at freddy's, characters from there, this is not game theory,

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(HELLO INTERNET), welcome to game theory, where you know, I really don't know What are these things supposed to do, it has a couple of squirrels. There it sure makes me want to see the movie, no, what am I supposed to do with these stupid tickets?

I don't know, let me check it with my happy meal, it has an ooh MAYBE, what is this? The squirrel coffee mug, with sand, passed through this small mug with coffee and *eating*, place it on your back porch so your squirrel- *EATING* squirrel *EAT* friends can enjoy *more eating* a cup of coffee in the morning with *eat* here here I will read it. Okay, fill this little mug with coffee and place it on your back porch. So your squirrel I'm going to open it. Wow, that's a small cup of coffee. I know perfectly. I guess we leave it to the squirrels who think Sandy wants some of them to just get her squirrels some coffee.

I already see one right now. Well, you might want to go. I have this. You might want to drink a little first. *DRINK* Okay, that was good. Use your Mickey D's coffee, I think it's soda. Okay, so it's soda. What is this Spongebob Squarepants? Do you want some? to make sure we get every last drop Well, I think the squirrels like it (No, that's a cat) Noop runs away like every customer you've ever had Spongebob Is that who I think he is? Sandy Sandy, oh Ho's got you now. Sandy didn't believe a squirrel's coffee cups could fool you.

That's why they call me starfish dollars. It's like Starbucks (Your Like A White Girl). Don't worry

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. I've got sand right here That's a wild squirrel (No, it's not) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH (SpongeBob ate your Wendys) How many times do I have to tell you SpongeBob, there's no car to stay in? Wow, this burger is bigger than a big magazine. It's not a joke, no. , that's just sad, ah, the Krab Krusty hooooooo WHO is ALL THESE DISHES? Don't know. It's that McDonald's, no, they can't let me turn it around to get the secret formula. Maybe it's just a Krabby Patty.

Oh, disgusting, the Krusty Krab has been rivals for years with Chum Bucket and MCD McDonald's, who disgraced the Krusty Krab by bringing in McDonald's. I can't even understand it. They have the fish fillet on the menu. (That's cannibalism EWWWW) SPONGEOOOOOOOOOB patrick Sandy *sand noises* What is Neptune's name? What is the meaning of this? Why would you bring this burger to this establishment? I mean, look at it, it's called that appetizing, without pickles. Come on, the Krabby Patty is so much better than this. Ronald McDonald just put this thing together and ripped you off. He is greedy and he looks at these fries.

What do they mean? Come on. Mr. Krabs. I'm not a burger guy. You know I have to get the Chicken McNuggies, you know, they don't have them at the Krusty Krab, come be a land lover. What's wrong with Krabby Patties, huh? Hey, what's up buddy, uhhhhh, don't forget about me, remember I'm the Krabby Patty that came from Davy Jones' locker. Yes, I'm the one who is bad brother. Nothing, nothing is wrong with Krabby Patties, sir. Crabs But come on, McDonald's has apple dippers and they also have toys Yes, but we have fries with seaweed Well, maybe I would like to eat more Krusty Krab If you would take care of that homeless man who lives in our trash can Yes, are you going to throw that away?

Krabby Patty because I'm really hungry, please don't make me go in there. Okay, you know what I had a brilliant idea that says the Krusty Krab fell down, we can have our own toys. Why didn't I think of this? sooner? We will do them. Let's look at Krusty's food. Oh yes, it looks delicious. It's easy to make and only costs $20. The Krusty Krab is back on the map. Do you think this is funny? (OMG, the Thanos of him) in a cosmic way. Yes. Well, okay, mr. Fun pants. I ordered your Krusty combo And this was the toy Is this how you get your sick kicks?

That? It's just a mini. Oh my gosh, that toy is a mini. Do you still find it funny? Uh-uh. Do not look at me. That was Squidward's idea. Yes. Yes, here as compensation. I'll give you a free burger *thanos new snap* Hey, don't try to get me into this *oof* What an epic content Hey Patrick, could you please have your crunchy food? Well, I have this Barnacle Boy action figure. Oh, I have this mermaid man action figure. What else did you get? Oh, I have these goldfish here. How about you? I don't know, but I bought these Swedish fish.

What's wrong with you? Now you eat other fish SpongeBob You are a cannibal, but you have goldfish No, you are a cannibal SpongeBob. I can't believe you eat other sea creatures. I can't believe I received the same toy four times. I hate Happy Meals. I'm very happy Mr. Krabs created Krusty food. Why couldn't I have put that toy on paper? Hey man, can I get some crunchy food? Yes of course. Alright, let's see. How do I incorporate this burger into the Krusty meal? I have to get the fries. Throw it away and believe. Mr. Krabs has us making these and of course the apple dippers and here we go.

Oh yeah, I'm going to include one more thing on my mixtape *return from mixtape* Alright sir, your food Krusty is ready to serve. Very good. Well, thanks man. I'm really dying for one of these things Squidward This customer came back with a complaint that he got this instead of a food toy from him Krusty, how else am I going to promote my mixtape? Not that anyone is believing it. I have to make my name known. I'm kind of trying to quit this job and become an establishment rapper. Like the Krusty Krab. I would expect professionalism. This was very immature.

Not only that, but those were some of the weakest bars I've ever heard in my entire life. You should be ashamed to call yourself a rapper. No wonder you're handing out crunchy foods. It's a shame that if this mixtape was fire, I would have turned it down. I would have kept the damn thing, you know what I'm saying, damn it. I dropped it It's a good thing I bought another one You know what really makes these burgers taste better Chocolate milk Thus, the Ronald McDonald corporation sued the Krusty Krab for a total of one billion dollars after the creation of the Krusty Krab.