THE CURSED SPONGEBOB POPSICLE

It's not enough, I need more good morning, Patrick, what are you doing? I bought these family size mega filled oreos and they only came with one oreo and it's not even a family size this is just a midday snack for me it comes with a lot you just took them all apart you made one giant oreo no you didn't want me I'll try it on you or what, oh, the friction you see, SpongeBob, they only gave me one, just one Oreo, they ripped me off. Actually, you're right, they did. I just give them an oreo and it's flat as a pancake they should sue the oreo company oh don't worry I plan on doing it by chance I want a pizza with oreo filling why are they eating that crap when they could be eating a

spongebob

popsicle

?

Don't worry, they updated the ingredients and now there is one last chance for them to warp. Deformed is the yellow part of the pineapple, even more pineapple than the one this range of pineapple got in the store. Hey, that's offensive. I live in a pineapple, yes, where your mother lives. a coconut that guy got hit in the head with a coconut, believe it or not, she lives in a normal house, not all the weird squidwards in my family, I don't know why we have to wait for Bob's

popsicle

s to come back Sponge, I'm right. Here, oh hey, Squidward, you like my Spongebob lollipop.

Hey, that's the creepiest Spongebob lollipop I've ever seen. SpongeBob SquarePants are just a fad that will disappear soon. I'm going to stick to the basics. What was that? Oh, why is that Krabby Patty? patty white oh well, the customers won't even realize it's a burger with oreo filling, yes, delicious, try it, it's so good

spongebob

, how did you do it? It's a good thing I made these new flyers what's up Patrick you barely touch your oreo burger yeah spongebob I'm just I'm not sorry but I have a new idea cookie dough pizza oh I'm going to hurt my Brain, how long will it take to bake Patrick?

I mean, you're going to make the biggest cookie in the world, I don't know, SpongeBob, but it is. It's going to be delicious oh my spongebob lollipop looks stupid as a peasant uh patrick look at mine problem solved uh i left a trail of blood where do you keep getting all these watermelons from? I'm not going to give up the secret you crush my spongebob palette give me yours no I had to do what I had to do. Yours was possessed. Okay, that's all. I'm taking it for myself. Way to go SpongeBob. Now you ruined my palette.

This is your fault. What do you have to say for yourself? Do you float the watermelon? Hey? good question okay little watermelon make me proud look at it spongebob its floating if the watermelon floats then how do we have them under the sea wow shots to fight for bikini bottoms i go to land on it, wow, could you look at that? I'm more surprised that Patrick floats than the watermelon. Wow, Patrick, he looks at another watermelon. I've never seen a watermelon with the seeds on it. Damn, I only like it seedless. What are you guys doing with my spare brain?

That's your spare brain. What are you doing? look like a watermelon donut hey at least i have two brains you don't even have one that's what you get for eating pineapple gum and patrick if you were a fruit this is the fruit you would be star fruit so irrelevant who even eats star fruit fluffy bomb patrick doesn't have that way how dare you? It's shaped like a circle, a very fat one, hey, you can't roast me like that, bring it. That guy got hit in the head with a coconut again, how do you break these stupid ones? stuff anyway that was easy look the color is rotting inside well I think I know how to fix this all it needs is some sprinkles spongebob you fool if you don't want coconuts falling on you you should have been like me and wearing a coconut helmet my head is protected ha, it doesn't protect against watermelon helmets, right?

I'm jealous, Squidward has a permanent watermelon helmet, let's try it right now. I don't actually have a watermelon helmet. 1 word squared of Squidward, Squidward, Squidward. squidward I'm squidward I'm squidward wait but if you're a squidward that means you have to act like him oh yeah what a square word I'm squidward squidward squidward squidward okay I'm going to leave my spongebob lollipop here no one better touch it I'm back, where? Was it my Spongebob palette? What's that? Oh no, but someone took my Spongebob lollipop. Oh well, whoever has your SpongeBob lollipop must have had an infection, huh?

It's just a soft wait, maybe this is your SpongeBob lollipop, how the hell? you eat this stuff, I just let it melt a little, look at it, one in Wilson, don't worry Squidward, I know CPR, I know how I can fix freckles, that's how CPU is made in Sweden, in fact, that's it fixed it, huh, why not? Don't they just sell them with sprinkles? Oh, that's why I have to get the other side too. I have to fix this thing so it's edible again. Oh, SpongeBob, I didn't know you had hair, which I never did and never do.

Because? one has hair he looks like frankenstein I'm tired of opening spongebob palettes and to make them spooky I hope this one is normal okay, that's it, I can't stand this anymore, I'm getting scared, I'm going home Have a good trip guys, it was a nice to see you finally i can go home now uh give me back my brain. I can't believe Nickelodeon would have shown such a damn palette on me ruining my brand. Oh well, it's not on my mind anymore. Ah, let's relax. Why is it so dark all of a sudden? What's going on?

Very funny Squidward putting Kool-Aid in my bathtub. Squidward and his crazy pranks. I am so tired. Good night. Gary. Stop licking me. I already fed you. Gary. Go to bed. That's it and that's why I have to stay at your house tonight Squidward a phobia of ice cream that's the saddest thing I've ever heard in my life no I don't have a phobia of ice cream just for SpongeBob's popsicles look I brought my own ice cream I thought I could bribe you with Netflix and SpongeBob quiet. I don't even have Netflix, but that's okay, I guess you could stay.

I have a dog house outside. You could stay. No, no, I'm not saying to leave. here I'm not staying in a house that doesn't have Netflix that has a hulu account and doesn't have Netflix thank you for letting me stay at your house patrick it means a lot it's the least I can do after all those coconuts that fell on your head spongebob oh boy i hear the ice cream truck patrick no no no okay i just got a spongebob lollipop uh spongebob lollipop you