The Try Guys Recreate Fan Fiction

Goodnight Mr. Do you know I asked about you Keith? No sir. His eyes swept me up and down. She licked her lips. What-? Hey! We're the Try Guys and today we're going to read some Fan

fiction

that you all have written about us and maybe, just maybe, we'll act something out. This is exciting, this is the video I've been asking for for four years! He has been obsessed with this idea. I think it's a terrible idea. We have discovered that many stories are written from the perspective of a 16 year old girl, we are not going to read them.

So instead, we'll just read stories in which each of us will *bleep* each. Click to subscribe! (Upbeat intro music by Try Guys) So every time something sexual happens, because this is a family show (Laughs) It's a *beep* family show. Let's replace sexual things with sandwiches. Masturbation turns into chewing. Punching meat becomes eating it! And the penetration turns into pastrami! (More laughter from everyone) That one got me. I've spent hours on the forums and narrowed them down to three lewd stories. One thing I know about fan

fiction

is the international film franchise, Fifty Shades of Grey, which was originally fan fiction based on Twilight.

That is very beautiful! I think fan fiction is fine. I feel like you might as well be writing specific scripts because, you know, don't waste time! Didn't you hear what I said about 50 Shades of Grey? Story 1. Wherever I go, you bring me home. So is this a Zagene fanfic? Is it the Zuh gene? But I say Zagene because your name is Zach. Eujack! (Emotional music) Eugene stared at Keith. Keith Habersberger was that kid at school. Normally, he would look flawless. Normally he would be surrounded by hordes of loving people. Abnormally, he is standing upset in front of Eugene's door.

Abnormally, he is... (breaks into laughter). It's a lot- Abnormally, he's carrying a small body in his arms. Well, it acts more like a crutch and the unidentified man's head is stuck in the top of Keith's chest- (breaks into laughter) Wow, has he climbed to the top? Chest status? He was pretty sure he was more of a moob... Can I help you? He asks, arching a carefully plucked eyebrow. Sticking out your hip... That one doesn't need to whistle. It's just to be clear. Yeah, I'm not exaggerating my *bleep* Well, we have to bleep that one. Yes, then everyone will get a sandwich.

I think this is yours. Keith pushed the man away, and once his snapback-clad head fell back, Eugene let out a deep sigh. Don't make it my problem. Look, Zach is a good guy, and tonight, but he's not good. I mean he now himself he's not that good. Like, tonight, he covered up for Ryan Bergra just because Ryan's hair was tied back like... Eugene frowned, even as jealousy burned through his body. Come on man. Keith complained, this whole not-eating-sandwiches thing is really hard on him! (Slow, cheesy Italian music) Do you really want me to take him to eat at my house?

Eugene grabbed the smaller man quickly, grabbing him by the shoulders and pulling him close to his body. Now he get out of my room... See you later, man. Is that the line? That's the line! That's the line... (Everyone laughs) STAY IN THE SCENE! (laughs) I thought you were improvising that! Laters is also a reference to Fifty Shades of Grey. It is? Wow wow. Yes, they say that later Eugene grabbed a cup and quickly threw the water in Zach's face. What the hell?! Is that your voice in this? Yeah, I guess, I mean you just woke me up.

Should I say (sexy): What the hell, man? Yes, there it is. If that is. Okay, do you want it to be sexy? What the hell? Zach's eyes widened comically and he had half the heart to laugh. Seeing Zach be with him was very easy for Eugene. It was like falling into old habits, wanting to eat sandwiches all the time. (Dramatic, but upbeat music, in Spanish, I think) Eugene groaned as he sat up. *beep* -Keith! What are you doing here? Would you believe me if I told you I was passing through? There was a slight insult in his words Pathing by (Laughs) Oh my God!

Not a lisp, but an insult! Damn, Zach, you're still drunk! Eugene cursed! If I'm drunk, then you're still the most beautiful man I've ever seen! Zach whispered: The most beautiful man I have ever seen! (Dramatic background music gets louder) Eugene tried to ignore the racing of his heart. Oh, wow. Drink this, (Music turns up the volume) and then call your roommate, 'cause you're not my problem Ohhhhhhhhh! Guoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! DENIED! Wow! Denied! Wow! Wow! I don't want to! Zach said carelessly: I stopped caring about what you want when you left after I told you not to tell Zach!

He hissed his name like it was a curse! Zach! A pain trembled in Zach's voice. Why can't we just eat sandwiches together? like old times? (Slow, cheesy music, in Spanish) I'm not sure I'm hungry anymore. And with that, Zach was sober. Wow, if that's how you feel. (Same music again.) That was... Wow, oh, that was... That was intense. Which was hot. That was a panini. I'm involved in that story. I want to know what happens next. Do they have any chance? I would destroy Zach in a relationship. They would eat him alive. Oh... Now you want...

I kind of want to go in. Now you want... I kind of want to go in. Vacation in a dangerous fight for survival. If blood, gore and violence don't take your life? vacation in a dangerous fight for survival. If blood, gore and violence don't take your life? Maybe the cocaine explosion will do it! nine chapters. Oh, I like this Yes, I really like this one. This isn't about sandwiches at all! So we decided to jump straight to the climax, are you ready? Uh, yeah, I feel like I should have a raspy action star voice in this.

Yes, yes, we are south of the border. Do you know how to build a bomb? He walked towards the pile of ingredients that had accumulated. looking at them with curiosity. "I think I'm in love," he laughed, smiling prettily at his green-eyed friend. I have green eyes. That's because science is sexy like *Beep* Science is sexy like *Beep* Interesting character choice. That's because science is sexy as *beep* Ned joked slowly combing his hair back with his good hand before joining the others in a- Time out. What's wrong with Ned's other hand? Is it a hook? Gritting his teeth, Ned tossed the explosive next to his friend.

Gritting his teeth, Ned tossed the explosive next to his friend. He sent the men flying through the air like a bunch of drunken bowling pins. Well, that's an interesting metaphor. images Zack Zack Zack Keith cried looking half crazy! Zach's body lay on the floor, covered in mounds of drywall dust. Not knowing what else to do, Eugene pulled his hand back and slapped Zach. Oh Bad Kitty, don't hurt daddy. Zach murmurs sleepily and finally opens his eyes to look at the worried faces of his friends. What's wrong with you two? he questioned innocently, not noticing the march of the soldiers' footsteps approaching.

RUNS! Ned shouted. SHE'S GOING TO BLOW! And scene. Bam! Wow! Scene. and scene. You put everything in caps and you get everything in caps. Do Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli have a poly relationship? Oh yeah, surely Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli have a multi-valent relationship? Oh yeah, I'm sure trying to think of Lord of the Rings jokes right now. But no, Keith, you're Gandalf, remember? You are a magician. But no, Keith, you're Gandalf, remember? You are a magician. Don't make me a conjurer of cheap tricks. Oh

guys

, I think we're actually accidentally starting to create our own fanfiction.

I'll read it, it's good. Oh

guys

, I think we're actually accidentally starting to create our own fanfiction. Throw me... You can use your own imagination, for what that means, but it's... It's a good line. The Promotion It's a Eugene and Keith story called The Promotion. And I will read it for Ariel. Yes, Ariel is there for a reason. You can use your own imagination to figure out what that means, but it's... it's a good phrase. The Promotion It's a Eugene and Keith story called The Promotion. And I will read it for Ariel. Yes, Ariel is there for a reason.

Yes of course. You're too excited to be sent with Keith and not at all excited to be sent with me. Who doesn't want to be shipped with Keith? Yes of course. Keith could handle me in a relationship. I guess... it's hard not to be offended by this fictional scenario, Keith? My eyes shot up. That's totally canon. Well. I'm sorry to interrupt his deep reflection, but sir, yes? How do you know so much about Fifty Shades of Grey? I think he's a She's Read It! Very fun franchise. This is not a joke Ariel. What happens if I get fired?

Ariel shook her head, Keith. You are by far the best employee here. I headed to Mr. Asshole's office. This is not a joke Ariel. What happens if I get fired? Ariel shook her head, Keith. You are by far the best employee here. Since I became closer to Ned and Zach, my other coworkers. Since I became closer to Ned and Zach, my other coworkers, Eugene had begun to see me as a threat instead of one of his coworkers. employees... I knocked on the door softly. A deep voice came from the opposite side of the door. Forward. Mi Yilan- Wait.

Mi Lee yang shouted almost irritated, 'Mi Lee yang'? He says...he says "My Lee yang." I think it's a typo. It's not a typo. What does Keith look like? Yes, I'm very attracted to him. Yes. Eugene spat. I nodded and took a seat. What does Keith look like? (Keith makes a weird Muppet noise.) Yeah, that really appeals to me. Yes. Eugene spat. I nodded and took a seat. Thanks, in what position? I stuttered. dumbfounded My personal assistant. He licked his lips. Hey...? Thanks, in what position? I stuttered. dumbfounded My personal assistant. Without any warning whatsoever, he pressed down and pulled my sandwich out of my pocket.

Gentle bites at first, but soon eats vigorously. Wah...? Mr. Lee Shut up already. He barked hoarsely. Call me dad. Without any warning whatsoever, he pressed down and pulled my sandwich out of my pocket. Gentle bites at first but vigorous eating very soon I told myself to stay away. I was committed for the love of God. But that sandwich looked delicious Mr. Lee. Be quiet. He barked hoarsely. Call me dad. I need to take a cold shower after that. To get another sandwich, another sandwich? Wow! I need to take a cold shower after that. I'm trying, I'm trying to find out what really happened without warning.

He's just different from the other employees. And then I said, "You have to stop" and then he said, "Then start like my other *Beep*." You know what I learned today, guys. Hey, reading all this fan fiction that we replaced with sandwiches, you're different from the other employees. So here's the deal, that's where the stories end. But where they go next is up to you. You know what I learned today guys. Hey, reading all this fan fiction that we replace with sandwiches, I'll send us to space, we could go to space. What would it be like if we went to Mars?

I don't know, maybe you know! But we make sandwiches there. We can make sandwiches on Mars. We can work on a subway on Mars. I'll send us to space, we could go to space. What would it be like if we went to Mars? I don't know, maybe you know! But we make sandwiches there. We can make sandwiches on Mars. We can work on the Mars subway (same music again). Don't turn me into a conjurer of cheap tricks (Keith makes a strange muppet noise).