The Strangest Story On The Internet (w/ Drew Gooden)

he screamed and called 011. Did they write this in about 30 seconds? Simply and submit. There is no time to proofread, there is no time to edit. Wait. Do you know what zero one one is? No. Alright, I'm calling zero one one *funky music* Your call could not be completed as dialed. Hi, my friend just jumped off the balcony! Well, it looks like it's... now it's the next part. Drew woke up hungover and vomited. Ugh bleh Then he heard his phone ring and picked it up. It was Jackie yelling at him on the phone, me! YO! YO! YO!

And calling him shit for what she did to Danny. That? Did Drew say he found someone else? That? No he did not. I send you the cidio that he made for you. Then he hung up and he received the notification. He opened it and his lover spoke words of love from the heart. She turned around and looked at Jake. *spinning* Liar! The Scream. Then he threw his phone at Jake and ran away. Meanwhile at the suicide hospital... Danny was sitting in a chair watching a TV show when a nurse said you had a guest. He expected Jackie to go back to McDonald's or something, but instead...Drew.

He shuddered, okay. At least this time I shuddered instead of gasping again. Or think about shuddering like I did. What do you want traitor?! She hissed at him. what do you want??? Jake lied to me. It made me think that you went ahead and slept with him. We're even? We can be together? If you can forgive me. Yes, excuse me? Yes. Then they hugged and kissed. Danny pulled away, knelt down, and pulled out a box. Thank you! I was going to do this somewhere better but will you marry me? Uh, Drew cried happy tears and nodded and they kissed again. "Let's get you out of here," Drew said.

My bones are still broken! I'm going to rescue you from the hospital. You like to grab me and hold my bones like- AAHH Danny got up from the bed where his fiancé was sleeping and went to the bathroom. Then he saw something in the sink that he assumed Drew had forgotten. He took it out of the sink and looked at it had two lines on it and was it a pregnancy test? He ran out of the bathroom *sound effects* D-

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? He said and Drew stood up sleepily and then gaped at what he had in his hand.

Wait... Look, buddy. I-I... What is this?! Are you...? Wait, what the fuck is going on? He looked down embarrassed. Tomorrow I'll go to the doctor to check it out. Please go with me. What is this like the next day? We had sex for the first time last night, now I'm pregnant. I woke up in the middle of the night to take a pregnancy test about an hour after we had sex and already... You already took the pregnancy test. I already have the results and I have already scheduled an appointment with the doctor. I'm embarrassed but I didn't bother hiding the pregnancy test.

You put it in- In the sink, not even in the trash can, in- Oh, no, I'm going crazy. They waited in the doctor's office. The doctor is so important that his office has its own office. They entered and the doctor entered the examination room. They were in Are You Her Husband? The doctor said. Danny nodded. Well, Mr. Gooden, you are pregnant and Mr. Gonzalez is not the father! That?! How can they know? Well, it's been two days, a pregnancy test can't even tell for two weeks, right? And then you won't even be able to do a paternity test until the child is born.

They both remain speechless. *ding ding* To be continued. I love that it says to continue in the middle of the

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. Imagine if you were reading a book and each chapter ended to continue. Each page ended to continue. White Wedding, Part 1: It was a hot July day and the concert hall was dressed in white everywhere. Drew and Danny invited their fans to watch their wedding for free. Normally you charge money to go to a wedding. Ten dollars each, come on! But since you are our fans, we will let you come for free. But there were so many people who wanted to come that they had to get a concert hall.

There was a preacher and a pretty white arch, music playing and food outside. In the room with Drew he was putting on his white suit and brushing his hair. There was a knock on the door and someone entered. It was Ethan and Hila Klein! The door does not open. The explosion is as if they were teleported into the room. H3! He said and they went over to hug him. I'm so excited about what you said hula. Thank you. Ethan, would you walk me down the aisle? Of course my friend. And he extended his arm, looked at him, and they walked out slowly.

They stood at the beginning of the red carpet leading to the arch and Drew laughed nervously. *strange laugh* And Ethan pats him on the arm. Who wrote this damn

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? Did a baby write this story? Not only do they not know what words are or when to use what words, but I feel like they have never seen humans interact. Mm-hmm They began to walk as the wedding song began to play. The fans went crazy and cheered and stopped before the preacher and stood next to him and waited. They looked towards the entrance and waited for Danny.

First, Jackie turned out to be the maid of honor and so did Jenna Marbles. Oh, Jenna's here. Oh, it's so nice of Jenna to come! Thanks for coming! Yeah, then PewDiePie came out with Danny on his arm. They both smiled and Danny blushed wearing his light blue tuxedo. Drew started crying because he loved him so much. Thanks for explaining it. Yes, thanks for finally explaining why he would be crying at my own wedding. Danny stood in front of him and they looked at each other with cloudy eyes. The priest smiled at them both and began to speak.

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. Would you accept Danny González as your husband to hug him and love him forever as long as you both live? Drew nodded. Yes. And Danny González, do you accept Drew Gooden as your husband to love and cherish as long as you live? Why did you get a different question? I have to hug you forever. And I have to cherish you forever. Yeah! Danny said. If anyone thinks these two shouldn't get married, speak up now. And the room became silent and no one was breathing. Then someone stood up from the crowd and jumped onto the stage.

It was Logan! Logan Paul?! Danny said. Yes, I don't think they should get married. He's holding my baby! He screamed and the entire room gasped. Oh wait. If you wait. Wait. I thought she was pregnant. I'm pregnant with Jake's baby. Are you pregnant with Logan's baby too? Did I also have sex with Logan? I guess he must be talking to me, but I don't know why he would know I'm pregnant. Drew started crying and wished he was somewhere else. I wish he were somewhere else! Ethan then started approaching Logan and pushing him off the stage. He takes control of his body and begins to walk away.

And Logan says get out of me! What is happening? Ethan, I didn't know you could do that! And suddenly fights break out with all the fans and Drew and Danny ran away and the others escorted them. They all got into the limo and drove away quickly. To be continued Danny! Drawing! Come here! Ethan, Hila, Jenna, Jackie and PewDiePie were outside the cabin they were staying in until everything happened. Danny looked out the window and gasped. Of course. Of course, you're panting. I'm useless. That's my response every time something surprising happens. Just a paralyzing shock. Outside was a big tellise, a big...Tesla?

A Telus? Telus with roses and a lot of food on a table and music started playing. There were balloons and everyone was dressed in costumes. No way! Who says no? Or does the author say no? The author is very surprised by what she is about to write. They were all dressed up and no way, they came out?! She is amazed at her own ideas. Yes. What is this? They both asked blushing. We feel bad about what happened. “So we made you a nice private wedding with just us,” Jackie said with a big smile. They all hugged each other and Ethan said, I can marry you.

I do Jewish weddings, but it can still count for you. Then Danny held out his hand and Drew took it. Thank you. Must? Must? He nodded and took his hand. Again. Another hand. He led him towards the roses and Ethan stood between them. So imagine Ethan Klein right there. Right here. Now, Drew Gooden, do you take Danny Gonzalez to be your husband? Will you love and cherish Him in sickness and in health? Yes, he said quietly. And Danny Gonzalez, do you accept Drew Gooden as your charming rags-to-riches husband as long as you both live? Yes, I said Drew.

Wait, so I said it both times. Yes, he said. I said yes twice. You said yes for mine! Now Drew, do you accept Danny as your husband? Yes. And Danny, are you taking Drew? Yes. First, Drew? Yeah baby? I want you to know that I want to adopt the baby. Drew had happy tears in his eyes and Ethan said: Now you pronoun yourself man and husband. And then they kissed. WHOOOOPS Our faces are like this and we're both leaning against each other like... And that's the end. So I don't know, what did you think of the story?

Bad. I liked it a little. I thought it was kind of sweet. Did you like the story about how we fell in love, cheated on each other, got pregnant and then got married? In a way, I feel like it just works. No, I don't think so at all. Very good boy. I hope you enjoyed this video. If you made sure to visit Drew's channel, it will be linked in the description. It better be that way. There is also a link in the description for a survey we want everyone to complete. It's titled Danny and Drew Tour Survey 2019.

There's... no particular reason it's called that, it's just a random name. And please don't ask why we need you to complete the survey. Yeah, the words don't really mean anything, but if you could fill that in for us, but just do it once and if that's something you'd like to see in a universe where we hypothetically go on tour or whatever. Sometime this summer, then maybe. fill it out and tell us where you want us to go and then we will go there. We will do it. We promise. Every place - Well, we can't... we can't promise - what you put in the survey - that's definitely not true - we'll go.

I don't want to be forced into that. In fact, we are legally required by the terms of the survey to go everywhere. Please don't say that, don't do that, people will get their hopes up when they tell us to go to the moon. Alright, I hope you enjoyed this video. If you're new here, be sure to subscribe to join Greg. We are the fastest growing army on the Internet. Don't look for that. Please, for the love of God, don't look for that. It could end my career. And it will end mine. Thanks to Anna for turning on my notifications.

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