Ricky Gervais Brutal Honesty Calls Out EVERYONE in Hollywood Golden Globes - No One Punched Him Out!

Thank you Hello and welcome to the 77th Annual Golden Globe Awards live from the Beverly Hilton Hotel here in Los Angeles. I'm Ricky Gervais, thank you. You'll be happy to know that this is the last time I'll be hosting these. The awards, so I don't care anymore, I'm kidding, I never cared, NBC clearly doesn't care either the fifth time around, so I mean, Kevin Hart was fired from the Oscars because of some offensive tweets. Hello, lucky for me, the Hollywood foreign press can. They barely speak English and have no idea what Twitter is, so they offered me this job for facts, so let's go out with everything, laugh at their expense, remember that they are just jokes, we are all going to die soon and there is no sequel, like this which yes, remember that, um, but you all look lovely, very put together, you came here in your limos.

I came here in a limo tonight and the license plate was done by Felicity Huffman, so shut up, she's her daughter. I'm sorry. Okay, that's got to be the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to her and her dad was in Wild Hogs, so a lot of big celebrities are here tonight, I mean Legends icons, yeah, this table alone, uh, Al Pacino , Robert De Niro, but baby Yoda, oh, that's Joe Pesci, sorry. um, I love you, man, don't let me hit you, um, but tonight it's not just about the people in front of the camera in this room, it's some of the biggest film and television executives in the world, people from all walks of life. origins, but

everyone

has one. common thing

everyone

is terrified of Rhone and the Pharaoh he's coming for you he's coming for you look talking about all you perverts it was a great year it was a great year for pedophile movies um surviving R Kelly leaving Neverland two dads scream scream I don't care, I don't care, many talented people of color were snubbed in major categories.

Unfortunately, there is nothing we can do about it. The Hollywood foreign press is very, very racist, so for the fifth time we were going to do an in memoriam. this year, but when I saw the list of people who had died, it wasn't diverse enough, it just wasn't, it was mostly white people and I thought no, not on my watch, so maybe next year we'll see what happens, Nobody cares about moving companies anymore. no one goes to the cinema, no one really watches Network TV, everyone watches Netflix, this show should just be me going out, well done Netflix, you win everything, good night, but no, no, we have to stretch it out for three hours.

You could watch the entire first season. from the afterlife instead of watching the show which is a show about a man who wants to commit suicide because his wife dies of cancer and it's even funnier than this good spoiler alert season two is on the way so in the end obviously it did not. commit suicide like Jeffrey Epstein and but no, you don't activate your own path here on your own plane, right? But seriously, most movies are terribly lazy remakes, sequels. I heard a rumor that there might be a sequel to Sophie's Choice, I mean it's just going to be Meryl Streep, but it has to be this one, so all the best actors have jumped to Netflix and HBO, you know, and the actors who just do Hollywood movies now do fantasy, adventure, nonsense that they use. masks, capes and very tight costumes his job is not acting anymore, he goes to the gym twice a day and takes steroids, really, oh we have an award for the most addicted to rip, no it doesn't make sense, we know we would win that um.

Martin gives AZ the best living director he made headlines for his controversial comments about the Marvel franchise he said they are not real cinema and remind him of theme parks I agree although I don't know what he's doing hanging around theme parks it's not big enough to to go to the attractions tiny right, the Irishman was amazing, it was amazing, um, in fact, it was my fear, it was great, long, but amazing, um, it wasn't the only epic movie Once upon a time in Hollywood, almost three hours duration, Leonardo. DiCaprio attended the premiere and at the end his date was too old for him, so even Prince Andrew told him, come on, Leo friend, you know you're almost 50, the world got to see James Corden as a fat man, he also appeared in the movie Cats. but no one saw that, and the reviews, oh shocking, I saw one that said this is the worst thing that can happen to cats since dogs, but Dame Judy Dench defended the film saying it was the role she was born to play because she can not.

I won't make the next joke because there's nothing she likes more than plopping down on the carpet, lifting her leg and licking her own furball Minge, she's old school, um, it's the last time who cares Oh, Apple burst into the TV game with a morning show. excellent drama, yes an excellent drama about the importance of dignity and doing the right thing, made by a company that runs sweatshops in China so well that you say you woke up, but the companies you work for I mean the incredible Apple Amazon Disney if Isis started a streaming service. You'd call her agent, right?

If she wins an award tonight, don't use it as a platform to make a political speech. He is in no position to lecture the public about anything. He doesn't know anything about the real world. most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thundberg, so if you win well, upload except your small prize, thank your agent and your God, and voila, that's three hours, right? Let's do the first prize , the first prize, the first prize is. for best actor in a musical or comedy television series to present the award to a couple of actors I have Telly what can I say Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon in a little while we will see a short clip of the Irishman um it's 88 minutes long meanwhile here they are Sofia Vergara and Matt Bomer welcome foreigners still having a good time as you know tonight's food was all vegetables as well as members of the Hollywood foreign press please welcome your president Lorenzo Soria Knives Out has three nominations tonight, yeah, look what can happen if you don't dress people like cats, it's that easy.

Here are two of the nominated stars, Anna De Amas and Daniel Craig. I don't have anything negative to say about these two upcoming presenters because the big one. you could split me in half so please welcome Zoe Kravitz and Jason Momoa kill me we're almost done she's three years old that's right the last one the last one come on guys our next host starred Netflix's Bird Box, a movie where people survive by acting like they're I don't see anything like working for Harvey Weinstein, that's it, good night, thank you, please donate to Australia, have fun, get drunk, take your drugs, thank you.