Ricky Gervais Funniest Talk Show MomentsMay 31, 2021
see i just feel like i don't have much time left in this world oh well yeah mine used to say my grandma said for about 20 years she used to say i wouldn't see christmas. I see she eventually she was right, yeah eventually yeah yeah so don't worry anyway I don't care okay now don't worry about being dead so well I mean you don't know that's the best thing about being dead I don't you know. like being stupid it's only painful for others so i don't care i don't care i don't care in three tom hanks movies toy story one two and three he got a job painting the guns mr. research establishment in england while they were entering this store the policeman with his house on fire had to check underneath with her you know the stick in the mirror but there is no grenade and as he did so his helmet fell off and 20 cigarettes fell on the floor and the cop just being nice to my brother he said i bet you've always wondered what we keep under our helmets and my brother said i knew it wasn't brains i'm not trying to ruin his night i'm kidding with you i know and i will too about the things that have fact you don't know no other things that can't help so I know I think I'm fair I know you know I mean no you're not you're not I make fun of the way they were, they look, I wouldn't go out and go, oh, look, it's a red headed Frankenstein sadly oh you have a son well not brilliant yes I bought this myself you have to buy yourself a baby. that's the food you want that's a pay from you what we should do is
showyou a game it's called oh ca i put my caption and you'll look at a photo and then give us a caption for that photo based on what you see yeah Wow kid signs baby touch my toys and you die right look at the kid on the left yeah it's these pointing at the police these don't want their face for vases they just got married look look who's saying what I've done, yeah, oh, wow, mom, when can we afford a scarecrow?
I'll go make bacon the city in minnesota has canceled plans to rename a street called Stoner Avenue it's a strange street and instead of saying stop all the signs say chill bro sorry sorry kid yeah , you know you're not giving them yet, you know they come outside they park their cars they have childcare they haven't paid why would you be crazy but if I were you I would go thank you very much to these people and I would give you a you know the means were some I mean you know you did you didn't write it and that's but do it like do it like it's joe do it like you're smart eno ugh make up this joke yourself ok you look excited polished and cut i mean you're good to go Thank you, when did this happen, for God's sake?
It has been a gradual process, yes, what is your goal? It started off really small yeah yeah how long have you had a sore throat just a couple of days so you know I had a sore throat and around the holidays when me you and is what yeah mentioning Jane you all have been together for 35 years? which is a wonderful amount of time i think you and i are getting over it are well well done jay yes you did we don't know her but wow exactly yes if we were out or something like he gets jane alone without and i take a picture of her and tweet Jane with all her friends so here's one you choose from Jane Jane thinking about making new friends she knows you're doing it there's nothing where is he where is he he sees the tweet Jane thought she made a new dude, but it was It's just an opportunity.
I just found this photo of Jane when she was little, which gave it a good start. Yeah, well, there you have it. That's what 30 years is. Jane looks so happy because her new friend hasn't left yet. This Thursday you turn 65 years old. and that's right yeah you can't wear this for a thursday this is official i got you a bus pass and seniors name three things you can top with chocolate cake yourself someone else what is it worse of getting old when i wake up? In the morning I have to walk down the stairs like this until they fall down honestly my legs are stiff behind my back I'm losing my hair yeah it's just everything is wrong but George doesn't mean a thing I don't love you you have to pick one dangling testicles would you like to be like an evil supervillain yeah that would be nice what would your power account be you said oh idk ivan 40 excited you know that door after college i would just be upset i'm really upset but no super would you be a super annoying yes anyone who can i to beat mom makes you see what im doing there yeah eat read no gosh if you like this you would get real sick sorry no breakdown available for streaming never seen you so lively that it was awesome thanks on netflix i thought you were.
I give up, it's okay. Honestly, I just thought you were watching this Wyatt waiting for the moment he was thinking. He wouldn't be long there. Are you a big big star in Finland? Are you ready? Yes, what do you mean? Is it really likely? I don't know why you would be skeptical. Finland gets caught in the zipper. Does that mean this is it? Yeah yeah yeah yeah well that never happened, just one of the perks of having a very small penis. I don't mean Hitler was probably cute when he was that age? Ricky Gervais says a new game
showhere on ABC called child support and he really wanted to be here to promote it in person, but he's too busy not being here to promote it in person, so he made a video, he sent a video and I don't know exactly what the nature of the video is. a i have kids and it's like we don't and people would still know they did i get asked all the time in the press why don't you have kids which is a really weird question to ask them and why don't you have kids yeah it's supposed that I must wonder why you have
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