UNHhhh Ep 68: "Goodbye Barbara" w/ Trixie Mattel & Katya Zamolodchikova

Guys, it's the last episode right at the end of an era. I know it's very strange. That's fine with me, but as you know, this is what I've been doing with tourists, we're like after 30 cities or something. They're like oh, I'm like the doors slammed shut in a cloud of cartoon dust appeared would you like to smell my father? you're white oh yeah that's okay I've got it I've got it ready hello I'm the lice you had in sixth grade that makes combing your hair back so much easier Trixie Mattel and I'm the hand that rocks the cradle hard enough up that the baby died Katja we do what we want because it's our damn show high five so one dark and stormy night in the middle of July I'm too young women and ambitious transvestites set out to make the Internet their street, unfortunately that didn't happen, but it did happen something else that is equally interesting, we meet, she is a big guy busy talking on the phone and trying to convey that it is becoming her style.

We could take care of anything and we got together and made a tutor bootstrap version of our own little review of fashion photography on the web. We introduced Reven in Russia, you know, whose idea was it, whose idea was it mine? Hi, I'm Toby McGuire, I'm going to kick you. There you have it, Kraven, your jean was ready, we timed Raven and Raja's looks and then all the comments were like giving them their own show and then they did it, we timed their looks cooking the books, we're supposed to get our own show. to be something unique, well yeah, and then it got like 335 million views in two hours, but that's fact checking, they're not true.

I feel like it's not cool to be the way I've learned. of this experience, but it's been extremely educational, but watching me on YouTube is fine, whose birthdays are in I wanted to cut my throat, break my neck and hide my body if that's far and you guys, I'm so happy I did an endurance race , but when people say we love your YouTube series, yeah, I'm a lot prouder than that because this is our thing. I know we created it, we did it, you know, we climbed barefoot in the Himalayas to achieve it and now and now it's over, but I agree with you, I'm very proud of it, but you, we don't know if it drives us crazy, we see the program and we think it's very funny because our experience doing it is very different from watching the final. polished product that is sensational thanks to the enormous talents of whom our editor Chris and Ron and now Jeff and now Jasmine and your mother didn't even know when Jeff came on the scene because I was so perfect and so wonderful watch the ghost mom Chris and Ron were working on our TV series, huh, and Jeff stepped in, it was a ghost edit and you didn't even see it, you don't even smell that rotten, rancid smell that you've been staring at from aisle three of the supermarket.

Jeff is a public masturbator and Chris and Ron are still hot and straight and available, flip the script Judy because it's time for our editors yeah, yeah, and did you ever think that if we had made the show and they hadn't magically gotten our hair done with Christmas, this would be a pentagon of incredibly magical energy their winters hereö they're wizards Harry is like a third character he's like a person sitting here he's the guy behind the curtain it's all this incredible and you know, you don't know he's there, you think which is Dorothy You realize halfway through it's not that interesting and, but the whole thing, yeah, it's Dorothy's infiltrated death, yeah, that bowl cut mom that was wrong, yeah, she takes off that braided lace front , is a polka that begins to do, directs this, we care a lot. about we act, I do it, I watch it, everyone is thirsty on Mondays online with a refreshing.

I like how we warm up. Where is the episode? PS: Is there an episode today? What is it about? A little bit P, let's go to the camera. come on camera, they never caught you guys, every time he appears on camera, those comments are like getting ready for a boner experience, ladies are the unofficial but official creator and work of the movie, everything, Put those nasty nuts in my mouth. Android is like computers to kick, quit all. right yeah people say our show is like hanging out with my friends you guys look like you're having a great time yeah lock twist we don't do this that makes us rich we don't do it if this were By going to the office every day I would be happier, the pinch that you have to come with us would be happier, it will be very fun and it will not be the same without you being able to come see us in person and a reference, yes, the new thing. season is basically another season yeah, it was on this series I found out we had good chemistry I'm not going to pretend there weren't difficult moments and I'm not going to pretend that you I've learned all the negative aspects of myself oh yeah I'm a terrible switch oh yeah , I'm doing it now I'm a terrible under very well the talk would you say that every time I want to say I have what I was going to say it turns out that little you would have said no so I should keep it there, ah, look at our personal styles, I mean, look the first episode, I don't want to dilute it, no, my blush was purple, you look like a completely crazy person than the first time, no.

I know what it was, obviously, it's been a journey Trevon on some style journeys as well, I have urban successes, they have been intentional mistakes and there have been triumphs. I'm not going to lie, what do you hate when you're in some of your favorite moments? this show oh recently i noticed the fruity floral and nutty in my bud what i love harry potter oh like when you made this it will never work it's so horrible i like when you snatched your own wig oh yeah yeah your own snatch that's the real hidden thing , oh, I want to give a shout out to my shadow from r.i.p.

To all the fanatics I've blown up, all the chickens whose mouths I've sucked, all the tongues and knives and things I've threatened them with, so I love you. a push oh my god no one knows MA, Arden's huggable problem totally belongs. I busted my fat, I do drag queens towards your studio ceiling fans, I got you Jam upgraded to a tribute ceiling today and it's also Christmas, not the occasion. I loved. green screen episode where your head turns into a parachute and then floats down. I don't miss talking about contact every day and I didn't do it on purpose. there is nothing.

I finally can. I finally put this to rest. leave this alone number one I love the idea of ​​a dead father on the beach I can't get enough of that number two it's perfect it's the confluence of science and spirituality number three I don't think it's a particularly wonderful standout movie, but Jodie Foster is exhibiting a wonderful complex, interesting, positive layered femininity and I love it, it's so good, it was listening to it, so what does it matter if it's good? They didn't want to hear the hand talk, I said. Why do they always talk about it and he proceeded to talk about hand talking and some stuff on this show?

Guys, we didn't intend for deformations to be a thing, but then in the modern, since the accident, the cable didn't recite for a bee. thing no and you like that like an unwitting sex symbol at Thanksgiving in that turkey costume talk to me bathroom baby I got hot and heavy stumbling Jive Turkey's got my tail I've squeezed Jackin' yellow potato chips too late into the wee hours night a that Thanksgiving turkey you like I love it I made it I don't know how juicy Oh mom I'm a vampire what's sexy vampire on a mountain bike witch from the future whoa was a libertine mom oh I like it when Kristen Robinson liberties and let our faces fall in the movies yes, yes, yes, I'm coming for you Barbra.

I even know what that was about. I hadn't seen it before and I saw it. I love a Sally Field on a soap dish anytime. David David David, can you explain it? to our new costume designer whose name I don't remember well - they don't wear a turban what I feel is Gloria Watson Christian um Christian Airlines thank you for flying with Christian Airlines that event of our emergency suck a Capri Sun and know that This is God's plan for our meals on board today. Fisher will live in case of emergency. Oxygen masks will be removed and be sure to secure yours before the others as we, the fetus, will secure that first which is my favorite thing.

Yes, my favorite thing, wait, I have a request. Can I make one last request? Can you take me to the movie soap dish again? I'm going to play the last one, the cool one, R.I.P. Carrie Fisher, wait, okay, hello, it's me and Lori Craven. I'm an actress, hi, I'm Betsy, I'm up against Sharon and now I have to hear that I love the neighborhood, why, oh, that's my favorite, it was so sweet and I believe in this sociopath, so I'm just going to suck it up. listening to you, yeah, I said what I said, nothing, I just like you, yeah, no, that's when it was because people criticized me for being too extra with my laugh, but when it's this show, maybe I'm aware of the fact that that I need to go to some rehab center where they teach you to laugh like a person because you're screaming Banshee and people say that, like me, people say, wow, she's really driving into the ground, honey, I live in a frozen place I can't stand that man, baby, oh.

Hey honey, what's up, oh honey, isn't it classy, ​​you're great, you have to say it about the dumbest, most obvious joke, you don't say it, oh honey, because you're trying to be too clever, no, you're an idiot, No. you're saying it secondly, yeah we would have never ever thought we would be able to have a real language tv show with my name on it, I know it's cool, our world is so dark and scary sometimes right now. this weather yes, we are drag queens friends of yours who are on television yes, how nice and wonderful because it is very important that you see it, do you think it is do you think this is funny?

Imagine if we had about 22 minutes, a little more money and a lot more cameras and lights, it's so stupid, go to Vice Landcom to find out how you can watch it, listen, it could save your life. I always think you'll try your mom. I always do what is vain. Devane. a varicose have you ever wanted to fight with this friend with your don't you think he would have done it already that's so true don't forget to subscribe to while gifts this is not

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this is see you later bye that's what she said before devouring my knob