UNHhhh Ep 26: "Beauty Tips Pt 2" w/ Trixie Mattel & Katya Zamolodchikova

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ticks? ticks that you unleash a jar of ticks that you throw on your body and they eat the ugly, no, I just spit here, okay, hi, I'm Tara after she turned. in a vampire in True Blood Trixie metal and I am the stain on your face that you have managed to hide for the last 17 years Kata and welcome to the show where we talk about whatever we want because we are ourselves and not yours beautifully. Deep, which is deeper than the skin.

Deep bones. There is no better foundation, base or starting point or base of operations than a function, a well-oiled, cartilage-free, functioning human body. You know what I mean? It's true. Beauty, you have a lot. from cavities mother accepts responsibility for the fact that investing in brushes will change your life and fresh water nutrition you can't put on makeup if you don't have a functioning human body oh factual truth health is the best if you go if you eat correctly you will look in the mirror and you will feel like you have makeup on, listen to this fact and you can believe us that this is a putty job on sandpaper.

People always feel like they see someone wearing a specific piece of makeup, like a lightening color or like a form of eyeliner or something and they're like I wish I could pull that off you're no different than anyone else when I work as a makeup artist people all the time. I was like oh I can't wear colors like that you 100% th% Can it seem like a big difference between you and someone who started wearing a red lip? One day they just started and are selling the garment. In this case the pledge is when you're trying to sell a car or a look or a new change in your life what you gotta do you gotta show it off and then you're going to walk around it yeah buddy check this out I wear a lip red in a series, look at this, I'm not impressed with the pink color we'll take.

One look here, I show it and then what do I do to make sure it's real? I walk through it, what did you just do? Oh, I, yes, I sold you as a concept, thank you, yes, yes, that works, people say. beauty who needs it well you do it fat oh I'm sweating I'm sweating delete it fat I'm sweating it's coming do you see it's pure white? Pure white what are you talking about? the color is white you really sweat C is that who you are now looks milky like I'm dying don't you dare do the show without me I'm going to continue without you in classical beauty come on like proportions this is classically what looks good but then in modern beauty it's a lot more about celebrating what makes someone look unique without their freckles Morgan Freeman would never have been important because those freckles make you want to see them Bruce Almighty when he wears those white linen pants Me, like Dry Queen , I have a long face so I wear a lot of hair that is wider than it is tall, are you kidding me?

Who do you think you're talking to? I give Sarah Jessica Parker a run for her money, it's all Mr. Ed in terms of me because my forehead goes all the way. Upstairs, do you know what it's like to be 27? I have more hair on my lower back than on the top of my head because I know what your tone is, it's always in your face, okay, okay, it's important to know what features you have. The faces are not quite proportioned or maybe they need to be highlighted, yes, because even with men you can hide a weak chin with facial hair.

You can hide an oversized chin with facial hair. You can hide an entire face with facial hair. Look. Marina D has to put glue on her werewolf face every day Turns out I have good bones. Where do you keep them? I scatter them, you know, with my runestones in the morning, but what do you think is the key? Self-esteem is doing great things, being a good person, no, it is scattering bones. How many bones can you scatter on the street? oh how do you spread two bones? oh honey, that's funny, honey, that's my Friday night, it probably wasn't a Boston Market like usual, it all comes from exercise and eating right, I mean, if it were a yes, beauty is a pyramid, which is the foundation of the foundation and it's okay and important to go somewhere and let a professional talk to you about what attributes of yours you don't have.

Don't be sensitive, no, don't be sensitive, and you haven't lived until you walk into a mall and let someone with glitter all over their face feel your bone points, oh, totally, yeah, totally, and it's okay, I mean , it's all about being realistic about what you have and tricking it into looking better if you don't have eyebrows, you can figure out how to put them on, like yeah, Santa Claus eyebrows at the local drugstore, bushy and white, thanks if you apply Botox and if you do plastic surgery with full knowledge and awareness that you are fighting a losing battle then you are fine, but if you really believe that you are going to come back, father time is gone.

I moved here a year ago. I've seen more plastic. surgery on men than I've ever seen in my entire life and I'm sorry, I'm sorry, we see you, we see you, you don't look unlockable, no classic. Beauty references will never go out of style, so clean eyebrows, clean eyelashes, clean skin. Never be ugly I was never into trends as a kid because I always liked classic things, pants that weren't, you know what I mean? Me too, me too, me too, you want my closet, it's buttons and quarters and yes, yes. I love burlap, all burlap and not even the clothes, no, no, no, canvas, canvas, canvas, you know why because I'm afraid to live.

That should mean that when I die they will simply pick up the ends of the bag. I'm ready, just wrap it up. Tape it up and send me to science and if you run into the Brady Bunch and they're doing a potato sack race, you're like you're already done, you're already a Sho. I have mine. bag watch show the car walking around the car is fine, I encourage everyone who watches our series to watch every week, we try different looks for you. I want you to try something that you call, we're waiting, it's about maximizing. what you have that is a little more attractive than those around you if you have beautiful eyebrows work on those eyebrows make them bigger if you have an assistant make them smaller yes, there are many beauty products available explore your options and know that um don't spend a fortune, dare to spend a fortune, we live in a time when there are excellent products in all different price ranges.

Yes, I stand by this, if you spend more than $10 on mascara, what do you have to show for more than 15? more than 20 what do you have there is one who is like 18 there is a Mac one that I really like who hurts you you know? she wears $20 lipstick she doesn't know herself if you're buying Christian Dior mascara you have bigger problems than her eyelashes, ladies and gentlemen, bring me to the stage Christian Dior Get on Up mascara, she was fine but I don't want her, okay, so those are some

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and tricks to get you through the holidays. and then now it's receding again it was in calabases no it wasn't yeah well that's a joke oh I don't know how well you think I'm ever going to stop contouring who are you talking to I look great.

Friends, oh most importantly, you, we haven't talked about trust. I wish we did. I think the most important thing in your makeup bag has to be self-confidence and confidence, and they don't even keep that in their makeup bag, that's the irony. You should look beautiful for yourself you should look beautiful for others I think many women and I include ourselves I do makeup for myself for my friends for my colleagues for my fans but not for my suitors they need to smell me and they need to smell me from a mile away , don't forget to subscribe on faon.

I want you to snout up to my pinto bean and if you don't throw up, we're meant to be, that's your pinto bean, yeah, God, looking healthy. It will never go out of style, it will never, ever, yes, and being healthy will never be detrimental to your health, that's true, no one has said that before or thought that because it's so profound, being healthy will never be detrimental to your health, don't you dare to do the program without me, oh. I will continue without you