UNHhhh Ep 25: "Beauty Tips Pt 1" w/ Trixie Mattel & Katya Zamolodchikova

we look beautiful we see each other for the first time like we allow you to be from the same planet yes we find in the middle we find balance we find belonging it's a middle path Buddhism this is what you know when you find a cute even in balance of fashion Iago sucks a cock, it was fun hello, I'm Morgan Freeman's freckle, that slightly bigger skin that makes him nervous. Connor does towel tricks and I am the violent tendency in your life that you are desperately trying to avoid and suppress Katya. welcome to the program where we talk about whatever we want because it is ours and not yours only God, okay, it is important with

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and fashion, if your friend asks you to put that accessory on your head like one of them, would you you mean, but also? remove all features so you don't get any of the benefits of having a fan that I now enjoy, yeah like you're hot and so am I but I guess we're in different places in our careers oh. yeah I'm still trying to take calls and it's not necessary anymore honey what you see oh my god this is always like the crossover between our personal time we have the Buddhists we always talk about buying the middle path this is the middle way is gay for pay and is here to stay.

I'm definitely going to cool it down on the Forbes 400, I hate you fans yes, but it's a good way to score here as is, but it gets a little arrogant like anything else. in the room my oh my god oh my god I take out the fan because it's not working I'm hot and we can also do this oh my god no this is who we are oh if someone comes for you full Jurassic Park laughs today we're going to talk about

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and

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tricks, how can you, being a decrepit and senile old woman, maintain just a shred of your dignity?

What are your credentials as a beauty authority? Well, maybe 34 years looking incredibly beautiful. It's not enough, I also have what's going to scar you guys, you know, people say don't hate me because I'm beautiful, well, people love me because I am, yes, yes, beauty comes from within, no, and I think a lot of it drags a lot of the fantasy that once you walk into a room believing that you are the most beautiful unit, that thing that ever existed and that has to have a one-to-one relationship with the actual physical reality in the room. surface that we have to see. with beauty

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what I say if you are there if there are no beauty tips we are not magicians I know we look like magicians but some of us more than others soon as if I were an old magician I look like a sweetheart daughter of Kate Capshaw and I am Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom she has seen two movie contests she had the audacity to sing that song in Mandarin and what movie Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom I never saw it is that as an older people movie I had another movie that you would probably be very interested in seeing you know what it is funny when they reconnect and Jodie Foster rejects her you were going to be the first call they made do you realize that every Friday and Saturday on Friday night and Saturday morning I text Peaches.

Christ, when are you going to turn film contact into a state program? Can I play all the characters you want to see Willie Michelle with us? That's inconsequential. I want contacts or death and she is just like you. You know what when we're doing it I'll get back to you I'm sorry I'm so funny she's so funny I think our whole show should be a recap of the funny things I've said in other episodes talking about beauty tips. I can't do it all by ear, yes, if the best thing is to have someone watching at all times to fix the back of your neck like a troll, you should know that you can be a good person and, if we are talking about the appearance of beauty.

Look well, I realize what you see is two white gay white men, look, look, ladies, the lady looked like a lady, yes, two white gay men dressed like ladies, it doesn't get any whiter than us, but this whore here for several successful years applied a beautiful and glamorous beauty. makeup for women of color yes, you sure did when I was a kid, not at all applications. I wear blue almost every day. What I did when I worked at the makeup counter and then I stayed with Ilyas too if I'm going to bump into someone they're going to recognize me I don't want to be red and shiny I look at Tally wear makeup Can you?

I know I don't have as a gentleman. It was like I wanted to get out of this to America on the phone. so far, but no parts without it, no, no makeup, it's like a trend, remember when people say words like you are bold and brave, hashtag no, I, I have what are my beauty tips to take off my beauty when the time comes moment, oh, you're freaking out. i was joking time is money and beauty is time wait wait this is mate time time is money beauty is money so time is beauty beauty is time is a beautiful mind that works for me okay so what i need to get up quick and I need it to get down quick I need to not like doing it so I get in the shower and I just rub a bunch of Dawn dishwashing liquid on my face and then you start on your ass certainly behind Chicago , you just do circles, you do everything. true, you can mess around with fancy cleansers that cost $50 and have Japanese letters on the side or you can go to CVS or Walgreens for $1.99 can of Pink Dawn $1.99 and I almost always remove my makeup in the shower.

I could never, ever go to sleep after being a drag tile shower diver. Why do I use Dawn? Because you get in the shower and just wash yourself. It's fabulous and you wash the dishes while you're there. Yes, that tastes good. use it this afternoon for dead relatives. I can't, you know. I love this beauty tip because if you're like me, you wear a lot of makeup. Yes, I like to use tape around my finger to collect excess glitter. No, that's really wonderful. tip, you take a piece of duct tape when you're a man in the world shine, it means you have what week, yeah, oh, you have to take that weakness off before you leave the house in the morning.

I have a drive if I'm going to make it to this funeral, do you know what you've never seen? Heather, you know? It's like that Becky, there are no great people, Pat Tama, but I have to drive if I'm going to make it to the funeral. a bad girl I'm a girl Heather he's never seen me girls I've seen him I just turned him off the audience left you're in a hurt cyberbully in the comments below because it wasn't like she didn't like me because you want to tweet me snake emojis I say Brant Brenda she's Twitter check I'm Twitter check I didn't guess what else guess what else I am Oh Twitter will come to my defense no problem that's good because honey what you want omg I'm sorry okay then beauty tips, wait, I think I have one, I think I do.

I didn't do it right, let me give myself a chance, for the love of God, this is so you know that you are always interrupting me. I always. making me feel bad about myself Julie I'm so sorry oh no no I watched the show and I was like shut up Tracy yeah hit the old ladies but I'm always afraid of you talking about the content that's why I just brought it up. I don't have to talk about it if I can show it five times a day. I'm going to be afraid of it for a while.

Thank you. Read the description. It's about finding love and God, we haven't talked. to anything on this topic no, you did one thing stay tuned for more beauty tips and tricks coming at eight o'clock more beauty tips tell us what your tips are in the comments I love art elegance in simplicity kiss darling what you see is not always so good