UNHhhh ep 11: "Money part 1" with Trixie Mattel & Katya Zamolodchikova

Hi, I'm the tote bag that comes with the fragrance as a gift with purchase, but would you give it to your cousin Trixie Mattel Hi and I'm Katya, Sidney Prescott's mom, and welcome to the show where we talk about whatever we want because we're ourselves and not yours - janeiro check the phones gold doubloons paper ducklings heirs what do they all have in common

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money that is money money is the food of now you need money to live and you live for money live to eat do not eat for live, no, that's how it should be, yes, that's what I think is an anonymous expression from over years.

I wouldn't know. I have always been a dancer. Well, there was a girl in my college who always ate like a fake llama. free lunches she was like I was trying to focus on the foods that fuel my body, that's why you save a meal, okay, we're here to tell you how to keep a money diary, not necessarily physical but mental, we've gone from being the most corrupt drag queens that no one cared about and who could barely keep their lights on from mega rich to national superstars contemporaries of Sharon Stone Sharon Osbourne I need Sharon Eddy Sharon you may think both

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ies maybe share it broke up her family being poor there is a art in is absolutely homeless chic it's stylish for a reason because it looks great but doesn't feel very warm and nourishing are okay they are very important ask anyone in the Bay Area how much it costs to look poor we have both spent a lot our poor lives some of my favorite things to eat when I was poor were these ramen noodles that made it from college to adulthood peanut butter and jelly sandwiches no easy no microwave popcorn yes Easy Mac and those are the four food groups excellent water, come on, yeah, drink. drinking tap water, oh don't even get me started, don't even guys, I'm so passionate about it that they tell me Brita filters me, you better know, right, Queenie Rochelle, no, in the 90s, if you had told me back then there would be a whole industry with bottled water where people would spend three to four or five dollars on a bottle of water.

I would have said you're crazy. I'm from the countryside. I remember coming out this next to the garden. Where do you think these white helicopters from the fluoride in the water in the city of Marlborough come from and she was on that show where Tyra gives people math makeovers and they look in the mirror and cry? What you can do at home is for one. day just make a little financial diary so you can write down every single thing you put in your diary yes today I went to see you know they haven't found me yet you see all the things you can buy and then the next day after a good evening. sleep and a lot of water this is called a bank statement the way it exists it's not necessary oh that's right that's right I pay a lot in cash although we know when you need to bank you sit at home little green visors.

I suddenly turn dark, but when I say import, I say I have no savings. I'm literally dodging phone calls. Bill collectors listen when I explode, you'll understand. I'm living paycheck to paycheck and then maybe. one or two days a week I have no money I've had to choose between cigarettes and food and you know I'm going to smoke cigarettes Yes I've traded CDs at the local music store for cash no one does anything anymore no one does anything Does anyone know what is a CD? You can go in there like I have this file on my iPod.

Can they just get a scoop of refried beans? I need a certain amount of money in order to experience happiness. How am I supposed to look in the mirror if I don't have a mirror? There have never been truer words. I mean, that's profound. I have stolen, I have never stolen. I stole a lot I stole a lot Well, it's how good and bad people react to poverty. I just kept going until I found my way. I used knives to get what I wanted. I was reading a study and it was talking about this in 2010, one in 11 people are shoplifters, people who steal, almost none of those people stole out of true necessity, like a man who enters a store and steals the left shoe of a woman. woman, he doesn't need it, but he just wants to feel like you stole something, yeah, what? one shot I have a suggestion and I don't steal baby formula because I have a baby I steal it because I don't want other babies to have it yes you can put on your makeup with powdered baby formula and you look so young The next thing is now of course you cry like a baby for today's curl, maybe yourself, what do you think is real?

Has anyone ever been born old and Asian for a baby? I don't know how they explained that the United States, yes, explains Chichi Davenport. I mean, she's saying that she got Kennedy Davenport from the future and went back in time to tell Chichi that she wasn't going to win the drag race, that's the real Benjamin Button Back to the Future drag race, well, I bet you put them in a room there. You probably know that dissonance that happens in time travel movies where you can never see yourself, you know when Hermione couldn't, she went, but she's there, there's something to get back to and, um, yeah, it's a long story. , but but that comes back to money because you need money to go to the movies and I would know about that movie if I didn't have money so how do you get money?

You tell me where I live right now, do you think? I'm a magician because they don't have money, magicians without money, that's like mom dotcom, mom, I have a hat that says that for icons. Wizards of that money, why don't I ever strive for wizards without money? I've already gone to bed because magicians wave their magic wands and have money. Oh, the pit of the way we keep our magic wand for getting people singles. We look like witches, but in reality we can't do anything. I can't help you know. It's okay, it's okay. I can't talk to Bob, I can't be a drag queen because no, I can't even dance.

I can do a split to fool people and I think I have some kind of skill in my mind because I've been broke for so long. it's just those two um the brain is only able to conceptualize a checking account in a savings account and there's never anything in the savings account so it's really just a checking account now I just have money everyone oh especially If you've ever been like a waiter or a drag queen, you know which one you have because it's sitting here in this pile the size of a hamburger, yeah, that smells, yeah, well, they have this virtual shape if we spread it all over the room and Sometimes I climb the walls and they go. on my knees and I just say some kind of prayer right and as you know, I lick my hand and touch every dollar because if I don't, is there a word for this OCD?

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