Ultimate Hersheypark Food Challenge: Trying All Of The Chocolatey Treats

- Wow, sorry! (laughs) We're here at Hershey Park in Hershey Pennsylvania, a place I haven't been to, I think, in 25 years. That carousel, 100 years old. Wait, it's not just me on the trip, right? We have a lot to eat today. It will be a great moment. Let's start eating. (upbeat drum music) This is a s'more. But the fun thing about being in Hershey's is that you can get some of your favorite candy in the middle, so we chose Reese's. I know you guys love Reese's. Anyway, I'll eat this before I die in a puddle of chocolate. This is fresh off the heat, which is why the cookie is so warm and soft and the marshmallow is so gooey and runny. - Did you get a napkin? - I don't need a napkin, I'm fine.

Everything's fine. (upbeat music) Wow. It tastes like maple, butter, cinnamon and maybe caramel, or whatever, it's kind of caramelized on the bottom here. Look at all that. Wow! I'm going to eat this all day. Seriously, I'll take this. Hmm. It's time for the salty. You know how good I am at eating turkey legs. ♪ I'm a sinner who lost faith ♪ - You're new to this and you're not that good at it. - I thought we would be the first to do that. That's how committed I am to turkey legs. That's how good I am at my job. (upbeat drum music) (slurping) I'm getting better at this.

Objectively, you can agree that I am now good at eating turkey legs. - Hmm. (scratching record) - A bee! A bee! Oh my god, this isn't funny, Chelsea. (heavy drum music) While at the smokehouse we picked up some ribs. I'm also

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to decide, as I sit here with my second plate of meat of the day, whether so much meat so early is a barometer of a really good or potentially disastrous day. To me, the rub is super smoky, but it's actually a Yuengling beer rub. That's my (beep). (upbeat music) What's some monkey bread, s'mores, ribs, and turkey thigh if you don't pair it with macaroni and cheese?

Oh! It tastes like 1997. In regret for not feeding the ducks at Dollywood, something I tried so hard to do, you know, I tried so hard. I'm not wasting

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(bleep). I give it to the ducks. - I don't see any ducks. - Today I will feed some real ducks. Oh, I'm causing a mess at theme parks all over America. Chelsea, there are no ducks here. Only fish. And angry YouTube commenters. (upbeat music) I came to BBLz, which is a partnership of Hershey's and Pepsi. I ordered a Melon Baller, because look at those colors and how could you not?

This is a Mountain Dew infused with watermelon syrup. You've got blueberry boba, some sort of lime foam, green vanilla frosting, and crushed watermelon Jolly Ranchers on top. (slurping) Okay. (upbeat music) So next we headed to the Overlook Food Court. There is beer and wine there, which is a fun little surprise. Honestly, we're not ready for that yet. Even I'm not ready to drink, but we stumbled upon loaded Perogies! I love perogies so I'm really excited. I would have just had them with cheese and onion, but then they put kielbasa and bacon on top. I don't know what more you could ask for.

The kielbasa is all roasted. The perogies are really fluffy. Never ask how much I can eat again. Fork fall. (laughs) (upbeat music) I decided to put pulled pork on mine. Some coleslaw, because who doesn't love that? Here we go. These crunchy little bites of coleslaw and some more fibrous pulled pork, loaded with a super sweet barbecue sauce. But we just discovered they also have buffalo chicken fries. Please wait. We have buffalo chicken and ranch dip on top of fries. So I love the ranch to buffalo chicken sauce ratio you get here, because every bite will knock you over after getting that spicy kick.

I'm pretty sure that once I'm on the other side of this buffalo chicken situation, I think it might subside. It has just begun, here only the tip of the iceberg. Give me a minute please. (upbeat music) Right next to Tower Fries is the Gourmet Grill. We stopped and bought an impossible burger because it was trendy. This one is topped with avocado, lettuce, tomato, and then an avocado ranch, which I guess is a great combination of avocado and ranch. I can't wait to find out. (upbeat marching band music) Avocado ranch is now the only dip I want in my life, from now on.

I don't think it tastes like a hamburger. I like it and I think I've already eaten enough meat for one day, so this is a welcome change of pace at this point. (slow, funky, upbeat music) We have one of Simply Chocolate's famous King Size shakes. They told me they hand them over the counter and trust the guest to see what looks good to them. I'm going to start with the sipping part, because that sounds good to me. It tastes like all the soft serve ice cream I tried growing up. Here we have a chocolate covered pretzel bar.

What a day I'm having. And also, how fun it is to play your own little immersive game. I want some whipped cream on my chocolate covered pretzel. I can have it. Mmmm ok. This is the part where you look away from me. This is a delicious bite. With something like, I feel like dark chocolate, graham cracker crumbs on the bottom and like an aerated peanut butter foam or something. It's like a softer, more delicate peanut butter blend, and I love it. OMG I love it so much! (upbeat music) I accidentally ordered a large one. (laughing) Okay. (carousel music) Chelsea, how do you do this?

Wait, it's not just me traveling, right? I don't want to go up and down. Can you stop me from doing it? Am I moving? Chelsea, I think I've gained so much weight today that this is moving in slow motion. Look at the girl next to me, she's going much faster! You are a monster! (laughs) (upbeat music) Love me a NSFW moment, one that includes dessert anyway. (upbeat music) We opted for Fun Fetty Cookies sandwiching some cotton candy Whoopie Pie filling, just, you know, for the visuals and no other particular reason. It's very sweet. I like it a lot, but it's so sweet that my tongue hurts.

I almost wish it was like a Dunkaroo dip type option. I want a cookie stick that I dip my own amount of cotton candy frosting into. But listen man, this is a good time. (upbeat music) So I bought some handmade pretzels. They are fresh from the oven and burn my delicate and beautiful hands. Anyway, we went for an original super salty one, another one with cinnamon and sugar, which I don't think we've ever tried before in one of these videos. But you already know that we love a good original salty pretzel. And it's so doughy and buttery and nice.

Changing from salty to sweet. This is my life now. No, it's too buttery, you'll drop the camera. (laughs) (upbeat music) This is so much fun. I'm having a great time here. I never thought of combining pumpkin with funnel cake. I think there's caramel here too. It's cold and hot, crunchy, chewy and sweet. I saw they had chocolate funnel cake batter and I don't know if I've ever seen that in my life, but you know, when I was in Hershey's. (slow, funky, upbeat music) Wow, okay, we're still recovering from the pumpkin pie ice cream situation. Moving on to the chocolate, which doesn't come with ice cream, but does come with whipped cream and melted chocolate chips all over the body.

Yes, funnel cakes have body. Same texture, very chewy, very dense. Vaguely crispy at the ends. (upbeat music) This is delicious and very spicy and has a shape that makes me uncomfortable. You taste the dough first, then the peanut butter and the chocolate right at the end. Plus, I'm on fire. Why am I the way I am? Who I am? - Well. - We're not dead yet. We're at Chickie's & Pete's. We're here to eat fried crabs. They tell me they are very good and delicious and look at the line. Come on. (trumpet music) Okay, instead of a piece of crab placed on top of these well-seasoned fries.

They are topped with old bay seasoning and served with a white cheddar cheese sauce. What a pleasant surprise to not find crustaceans in my fries, because I would have cried on the streets of Hershey. Chelsea, do you want to sit with me and cry on the streets of Hershey while we eat our tub of Old Bay fries? - Yeah! - You're a good friend. (lounge piano music) Mmm! Hmm! This is delicious. It gives you a little bit of everything in every bite if your mouth is big enough to bite that big. (carnival trumpet music) This is a frozen cheesecake dipped in cookies and chocolate cream.

I already took a bite, honestly. I could not wait any longer. It's good because everything still tastes very ice cold. The outside tastes like those cookies and cream bars you used to eat as a kid. Not that kind, this is my favorite candy. Probably my favorite Hershey's product, the cookies and cream bars. And honestly, I'd be happy to eat it alone and call it a day. I'm a mess. We did it, guys. Today we ate at Hershey Park. We ate a lot of

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(bleep). I eat a lot of food. So I don't want to hear it from any of you.

On that note. (kissing) See you soon. (upbeat music)