Two Handed Great Sword -- h3h3 reaction video

: Our two-

handed

great

sword

is the largest

sword

we make. x3 But don't be fooled by the size, x3 as there is nothing strange or cumbersome about this incredible sword. - ARGH! If its big. and is designed to be worn over the shoulder in a holster, rather than on a belt or holster. (AARGH!) It is extremely well balanced and can be easily used by people with a strong build or physically strong people. x3 Argh! : Wow, Ethan! Strong steps! Keep it up, I'm proud of you! In my opinion, the sword world continues to overlook the effectiveness and power - and I would even say the grace - of this

great

sword.

What a nice piece of meat you've got hanging on that hook, buddy. What are you doing with all that meat, buddy? It's also a good Chub n' Tuck. That's what we call a ninja: a Chub n' Tuck ninja warrior, man, and this guy takes it one step further. You bring Chub and Tuck to an athletic level. Fear and skill. We call that Ninja Chub n' Tuck, folks. Look at the big kids, they were plump and bent and therefore had a good center of gravity so they could bend and roll. This is when you crouch and then twist. (AAARGH!) That's a really cool move, and this guy, as you can see, dressed in black, is the ultimate Chub N' Tuck ninja warrior.

Let's see what he does with all that meat. WOW!!! Look at it, friend! Fuck that meat, buddy! YEAH! Fuck that meat! : Move, move, move. Movie. And then they smoke 20 pounds of steak. - YEAAAH Ethan Klein Host™] ×2 What are you cutting? What is he cutting? Cinnamon sticks? Oh, he fucked up those cinnamon sticks, dude! Shit! This guy is the real deal. Look at those ties, buddy. That tie is... It's the perfect circumference of your battered insides, man. It has the body curls and the bow and the bow just adds the finishing touches. I love this guy, man!

I can... I can't tell if it's too short or too long. It's just... there's something about that tie and it's fucking majestic. It's even... it's even... a little more magical than the sword. I try... I know I'm supposed to look at the sword, but it slips! What's with that tie, Hila? Is it too short or too long? : I think it's too short. : It's too short? But it makes a really loud crease. So if it were longer, it wouldn't go past the belt. That's the problem. He is chirping too loudly. And his tie suffers the consequences. WHAT THE FUCK?!

Dude, you guys need to relax. What's with them with a fucking pig's head? Dude, what is this, "Lord of the Flies"? This shit is too weird for me, man. The piece of meat. I was totally in favor of the piece of meat. But that damn pig's head, dude?! What exactly are they trying to convince me of here? : AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! WHAT THE FUCK?! AHHHHHHHH! ×2 Ugh, what!? Dude! Actually, it was very good. He cut the skull. That was great, man. I could easily see it being useful in my life. A damn boot?! Have you ever wanted to cut off a boot?

Now you can with the Chub N' Tuck Samurai Wairrioren Cold Steel Longsword! I believe you, friend. You can cut off that boot. What an advertisement! There's damn meat in the trunk! There's damn meat in the trunk! They put meat in the trunk! How much harder can it be to cut it if you put a chain on it? They just did it to scare me. The boot was great, man. But why would you put a steak in the trunk? What is wrong with people? Someone took a steak and put it in a fucking boot! And that's not the only thing.

They had to crush it on the foot. He squeezed a fucking steak... Look at this, dude! Someone put a steak in a boot! What the fuck?! It's so unexpected. For starters, it's just a boot. You're like, cool dude, you want to cut... you want to cut the toe off the boot. But there's a fucking steak in the trunk! Steak in the trunk! Can we take a moment to reflect on the fact that you put a FUCKING STEAK IN A BOOT? Put a steak in the trunk?! A steak in the trunk! It's something... certainly, that I never expected to see in my life.

I mean, this is one of those moments where I just wasn't ready to see what I was watching. Steak in a boot, friend. Steak in a boot! Classic! : What the hell is this? : That? What is it? Is there... is there a steak in the trunk? Heh, yes friend. Beef in the trunk. Because? Why did you put it there? That's trouble in the trunk! That's where I keep my steaks! THAT? Yes friend! Stinks! How long has he been down there? It's been there for about a week. I was wondering when you'd find it, buddy. It's so disgusting!

Why in my trunk? That's a problem, friend. It's classic! Come on! Advertisement! Is there a steak in that bamboo tube too? I'm disappointed that there are now fewer pieces of meat in everything you cut. No meat, friend? Without meat? I wasn't impressed. Way to go, friend! Fuck that water! Fuck that water, dude! FUCK THAT WATER, DUDE! Hell yeah! Hell yeah buddy, you fucked up that water! : If you are strong enough to carry a great sword, then it is a great advantage in any battle. : I'll have to ask, friend. Do you know what year it is? People don't walk around with swords anymore, friend!

People no longer use swords in battle. It's not... Do you think he knows? I'm not sure he knows. More pigs! You've made your point, friend! How many pig heads are you going to cut off, friend? You have made your point clear! This

video

doesn't have to be nine minutes long, friend. You've already cut off about ten pig heads! Fuck it! This is so obscene. Only in the United States, friend. Ahhh! Only in the United States. : What else can I do for you to buy a great sword? Purchase the Cold Steel Greatsword. You will love my name.

You are going to love this sword. OK dude. You're trying to sell it to me. It's a tough sell and I appreciate that. And I'll tell you what I think. I'll tell you how to sell me that sword. Take it apart. Put it in an oven. Melt it. Then you have aluminum. You have steel. You have many valuable materials there. Do something else. Anything else and I'm sold, friend. I'm all yours. I'm on it, buddy. Thank you for the purchase, I appreciate it. I buy your product. : Our two-

handed

greatsword is the largest sword we make. But don't be fooled by its size, there is absolutely nothing uncomfortable or cumbersome about this incredible sword.

Sure, it's big, but it's made to be carried over the shoulder in a holster, rather than on a belt or holster. It is extremely well balanced and can be easily used by heavily built or physically strong people. : Dude, what the fuck is that? Did you just have a stroke? "He tells you things directly and they tell you directly. It's a whole new level of harassment-"