In Love with a Theme Park Ride

Welcome to another episode of Ethan and Hila We're back with another video This one comes from the top of our suggestions thread In our subreddit From a sweet guy named "SeelWool" A short video about

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it this part that is to come It's no different than one of Bach's preludes And I think, since they're German, they adapted this right here. Let's start by saying that they are good people, that they got a little crazy. So, take everything we say. a grain of salt You know, I don't want to hype them up too much, so they're good people, okay?

Just because they want to fuck up roller coasters doesn't mean they're bad people, okay? Just remember that when you go out into the world. It could have been, it could have been you who was born wanting to fuck roller coasters. But what the fuck? First of all, is he a man or a woman? He is a man. Let's stop... No! I think he's a woman! No, you don't. OH! Hila, I think he is a woman. No way. Okay, look. Wait, which one? The girl who is talking. He is a boy! Is not that? I swear, I swear, she's a girl.

Look, she has breasts. Oh shit! Damn dude! You must have some real 'gender role-play'. That's... I thought he's a boy. Well, she's definitely not doing herself any favors by looking like one. So... I guess, what does it matter? Does matters? She doesn't like people. Look, gender is fluid. Gender is fluid, and also

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d attractions are gender neutral, okay? Or species. When it comes to having sex with roller coasters, your species is the only thing that matters, and it turns out THIS ONE likes humans WOOHOO! That seems pretty silly, actually. That trip would screw me up. Would you do it?

I would be very screwed with that trip. That's my favorite part, when he goes down like that, it turns my butt on, man. How exactly do you do that? I think we'll find out, hopefully we'll find out. I'm not sure yet, but I'm going to keep going. It's just a rush of emotion. Dude, it's a RUSH It's a rush of emotions When you see that pony that's just- JRHNBR That's such a good parallel, that's such a good parallel. Now this is a rush. Ah yes, a piece of ecstasy. That's what he said. What a rush. I remember him saying that.

What about... I almost... I almost envy them because they don't... I feel like they are, I know, but... and the way that they, like, bring back a lot of that, their passion. They are just so passionate about this thing. Yes... a hurry. When have you ever been in a hurry? Yeah, I don't think I did. Damn, man! I need to fuck a horse. I need to fuck in an amusement

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attraction. Am I doing something wrong because where is my rush? But she just smiled from ear to ear and says Mom! There are other people like me!

And she was just full of joy. You touched her, you sick bastard. That's how people end up like this. I know how this shit goes. What the fuck did you do to him, mom? It's not your fault, little Kimmy. It's not your fault. It's mom's fault. And it's that roller coaster's fault for being so fucking sexy! Rushing me in such a hurry! Yes, my heart is just Wow! It is very high! Yes it is! Aaaaah Aaaaah Oh my God Aaaah It's so noble, so proud, so strong Oh, look at that BELL SHOT! Look at that bell shot AAAH!

That turns you on I really don't get it That turns you on And don't try to pretend you're not into all that shit, boy. He is so noble, so proud and so strong, friend! She just broke it down for you, how can you not understand what a p

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it is? It's noble! Strong. You're getting it. I don't just

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him because of sexual attraction. I mean, we're not talking about fetish here. I love him as a partner. She's straight! She's straight! She is a him. OK, interesting. I guess she doesn't disappoint her parents as much as we thought.

At least she's straight, right? I love the roundness of the counterweights of it on the top. I love it because of the tightness of her gib. The tightness of her gib. That's just... What is a gib? It's... That's a very funny statement. Sounds funny. I don't know what a gib is, but it's fucking funny. Your gib is so I think I need to use that. Hila, I have to tell you that the tightness of your gib is beautiful. People like wide thighs. She likes tight ones, although not on her body. On her body they are wide, if you know what I'm saying.

When I make love to him, at home, when I start to climax, I keep repeating it over and over again just as I'm starting to reach the limit. Just tell him I want your fluids, I want your fluids, I want your fluids 'Your fluids?' What fluids? Oil? Lubricant? Gear lube? Threw up? Of people when... Popcorn? Vomit and soda? Uhg, Uhg, that's the fluid. The grease? She looks like she put her finger in the wrong hole. Ayayay, what do you do with that fat? You know she put that fat in her fucking baby hole. She greases her baby hole with that shit!

That can't be healthy. I'm sure she has a permanent infection. She probably has antibiotics in her pocket at all times. Oh no! Not well. That is not right! I like how it got too weird for the other girl. She bounced Yo, what the fuck Remember guys, she's a good person with just one weird thing. It's not your fault, okay? It's her mother's fault. What year is this? She's probably over it already. She probably just regrets it. Do you think she is a normal person now? I think this is just a weird teenage thing. If that's the case, then this is like the ultimate shame.

Yeah, like we all did really embarrassing things when we were teenagers, but she was, she was... ALL the way. If that's the real story, I think it's maybe a little more screwed up than that, but I hope he found... I hope he found a good, nice life with a very nice love, full season, full season, full season . I didn't expect to find a fence like this here, at all. It is perfect. I mean, this is the shape that I like so much, these angles. Fabulous Ok, she's on the fence. So the whole time, she's just thinking 'this lady is a fucking weirdo'.

That's why she didn't say anything 'This lady is a fucking weirdo, I'm on the fence!' Now fences, now THAT, I can get off Now a fence, I can put that up my ass They're not seasonal It's a one-year love and at least it's somewhat phallic in shape, it looks more like a sword Well, the other thing I guess I did that too , but you can do something with it. Yeah, I mean, at least it's applicable. The shape, yes, the size... The size is perfect, boy. Just the size I like. OOOOOH! Those sexual touches! Oh fuck!

The whole messy romance aspect of hers really pisses me off. It just looks too much like shit. It seems! Plus the fact that she's playing with nasty oil. What do you think the maintenance guy would think if he came here and saw this fucking crazy lady doing drugs? You smell nice. God, you smell so good! That's the equivalent of taking your fingers out and smelling them. That's what she just did. You're not supposed to lick that stuff! You're definitely not supposed to lick that stuff! OOOHOHOHOHOOOO! Did we just insert ourselves? Surprise insert! Oh, come on! Fences are very dangerous objects for me!

Why are they so perfect! I have to say there is a lot of physical stuff going on right now. This became stranger than I was ready for what I saw. I didn't know they would show things like that. I saw this video before, but I don't think I'm halfway done. I've never forced myself to watch it, but this went further than I thought it would go. I don't think I'm old enough to see this. No, this needs... this is.. I don't think anyone is old enough to see this And I think that happens between human relationships too, but I think I'm definitely physically attracted to this fence Um...

And definitely I would like to know this fence better. How do you do that? It's a fence, look! Take a look, you know! You know the fence, I think what he means is that he wants to put it in her vagina. Yes, but that is a big burden. She's taking like, a fucking like... that's almost like having a baby at that point. And the edges and the wood, you're talking splinters. It's also sharp. Splinters! That can't feel good. What did their parents do to them? I guess that's the underlying question: What did their parents do to them?

Or his uncles. Do you think... Do you think it's the result of something as fucked up as that or they just like it out of nowhere, like this stuff? Look, it's a real question. In my opinion, it always comes from something crazy. I also believe it. You were never born wanting to fuck a fence, it's too strange. It comes from Uncle Bob, who was like shoving his fist up your ass, and you said, looking out the window at the red fence and running away towards the red fence. , You know what I'm talking? That's how that happened.

It's the guys, the guys do it. How many times when we have made love at home have I asked you... Look at me... Look at me and say it. It seems to me that you are not serious. The big girl? Yeah, like I said, I think she's just being a ridiculous teenager. The other girl, she's too old for that shit. She likes fences and that's what she is. I'm going to disagree with you, I think The Big Girl has a great passion for that great journey. I think it is a great and true love they have.

I mean, how many times at home, when they were making love, did she ask to be creamed, with oil and shit, I don't know? It's true love Hila, and what a shame that you doubt it, I don't know, it seems. as if he wanted to laugh No! It's ecstasy, it's pleasure! Do you think so? Yes, she is in heaven. I guess I've never felt that rush. I can poop on you. You want to hurry, I'll connect you. I love you. Very good! Alright, that was a trip, that was a trip. That was a rush That was a trip That was a trip A literal trip and a bit rushed.

Thanks for the suggestion, "Wooly Smooly" or whatever it's called on the subreddit Guys, if you have suggestions for us, check out our subreddit. The suggestions thread is a great place to hang out and talk. Thanks so much for looking. We love you, we appreciate you. You are the best, and don't let anyone ever tell you that you can't have a full year-round loving relationship with a roller coaster, It doesn't matter if they close in the winter, If you love you do it. It works. If you love it, make it work. Thank you. Pretty.