All The Best Moments From Season 18 - The Graham Norton Show

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it's been, here are my highlights, don't forget to subscribe to keep receiving clips and thanks for watching where you were filmed, like in front of my grandmother's house, but where we are in your body, it's like being in the doctor's office. It is not like this? Some, most of them, they hit me on the legs. They hit me in the hand and they hit me in the face, so like a fragment was on my tongue, so it changed the way I talk a little bit. You're rapping too, what is it? It's still on your tongue.

You can see it? Yes, it's great for oral sex. Alright? I didn't hear that. Good to Know. Make sure you keep that part in the program. Let me take note. from that, uh, you've written songs that are really hard to sing and they're great anthems, all of them, and so, can you ever tour an album? Yeah, you just do it, you do it, actually, Adele gave me some great advice. she said, yeah, when every time you can't hit the high note you're like la la la so uh Brooklyn uh put this photo on Instagram and uh he put it up um rocking the whole school Ralph Luren and look it's got 317,000 likes okay , so you know he's great with his Ralph luren and you scroll through the comments, you know, oh yeah, whatever, blah, blah, I want blah, blah, blah, get this one down, Mr.

David Beckham, that's the one my sweater it only happens on this

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, honestly, oh I can feel it, this is him, it's a little video he posted on Instagram, to really

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off how many followers he has, here we go, so today is my mom's birthday, okay , I just reached one million followers. I'm 52 his face he's Crush I have trouble remembering lyrics in general I remember the improvisations I remember the melodies, but do you remember the one you made that says it's just you singing and the piano and I like it? Do you know what I would do?

Make your kids really jealous. What's happening? If you just pose with a lightsaber with Finn, that would actually make him very jealous. Do it, do it, you left, David Beckham, you left, you left, you met your partner. I just wanted to meet you, buddy, when Benedict got famous. One of the first things that happened was that his F is so random that his fans decided he looked a lot like an otter, are you aware of this? I'm sorry, I know this is a chance for me and Johnny to channel our inner otter this is a good three-point shot if you lean in I'll lean in yes exactly okay, I'll lean in you're you're in the middle you're in the middle wait?

What is the face? Okay, okay, but wasn't there a moment where you knew Voldemort's appearance was working when you were on set and met her? Yeah, I walked past the script supervisor who had a little kid, he was on set. son maybe she her son I think he's 5 anyway I walked past this little boy I just looked at this boy he just burst into tears isn't that amazing that's genius that's Gen always wanted to do something but I'm just there's something that I don't know there's something about this that makes me want to do this, don't kick the bear, he thinks I'm a cute Al, but when I put the fork under the table I explain that to them, well, it's this idea that they put like a fork under the table to see if anyone notices all these little things but they don't drop the fork no they don't put it under so it doesn't show let's see if I'll notice, oh, there's a fork missing, where is it? ?

Don't try that at Nando's. I imagine that now we all have what Nando is. It's a brother nandos chicken and it's here, but you don't get it in the United States. I would love it although he would like it. What is it? He is like chicken. A lot of chicken. Chicken. Chicken made in various ways. I like it. That could be in his post now. Sienna Miller is like chicken. So welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. You, you've never been on the show, the famous quiz episode where the girls lose the apartment. Yeah, I remember that episode, so what the guys wanted you to do was see if you could remember the answers to Chandler's questions on the quiz.

Can't Gemma Aron do it right? Do you remember this episode? No, Miriam, there's no hope, so don't scream until Matthew can't understand it, but feel free to scream if you can, then the pressure's on. let's go here we go according to Chandler what phenomenon scares you oh, that's Michael Flatley The Lord of the Dance you're right yes, well done, okay, countless elevator rides I'll be in the elevator and again and again the mother and the child get along well and the mother says it's Woody, it's Woody and the kids go and then the mother tries to explain that no, the voice is recorded and the actor who is the voice, this is the actor, the kids just don't understand it at all.

They say where is the vest? Where's the cowboy hat? You're not very tall so I say, Okay, close your eyes and they say, Just close your eyes and the kid leaves and then I said we have to go back to Andy's room. You guys leave and then you go there, let's go okay, what's the name of Chandler's father's male burlesque? Actually, I also know, he is Viva Las Gagas, but was Chang in chains? Did you write a horse? Are you a natural rider? Oh, I guess I'm naturally more of a horse than a rider, but hey, okay, every week the TV guy comes to see Chandler at Joey's apartment.

What name appears on the address label? Mrs. Chandler bong, yes, very good, Wilson, many of you and Kelly were looking for love and then. We noticed Justin Bieber was sitting two rows behind us and we thought, you know, Valentine's Day is coming up, we're both single, let's make a play for him, at first we thought it would be fun, but then it worked out, um and We sent Justin a note through our bodyguard. I think we have the note. Oh really, dear Justin, my name is Kelly Osborne and my name is Robert Wilson. We think you should bring out our hot sexy asses after the show, nothing weird, yeah. so we did it, he did that, tied up, yeah, as you can see in exhibit a, there are times marked, yeah, we went out all night, oh, are you here?

We're because I think most girls know Justin and they're like and they're kinda. pathetic, but I met him and said, "Hey, what's up? I had a really good game, yeah, I was really proud of myself, he still looks pretty nervous, well, no, that was just because I was holding his balls night I won my oh, no." I don't want to talk about that night. I had a total breakdown. Okay, a number of things stung me. It was like a confusion about contraceptives. So I was like hormonal. I forgot it. I fell on my face. I forgot to thank the director, so I'm just like, what does this all mean? nothing um I just liked that I came home C and then my friend said that he ordered the wrong pizza, it wasn't thin crust, it was thick crust.

I was like you, you created blue, so how do you do it? do it, um, it's a six-part process, uh-huh uh, that really starts first with the thought of its origin and secondly, start to feel it in the lower part of your body and then allow it to come up and then, really pushing from the diaphragm up through the throat and then out through the nose without thinking at all, you just have to clear your mind, that's probably the most important thing and is it a pout or is it a jaw, it's a combination of really It's more, it's more, it's not even the result, what you're doing with your face is what you're thinking, okay, it's like, okay, take it, you know what it is, Kevin, what do your kids aspire to? be an artist like you oh yes I'm I'm in trouble my uh my children are like me they cut them it's scary it's very scary now my son my son is a little slower my daughter is like me I can't it's my son I catch my son I catch my son doing some stupid things Why are you licking that wall?

Lick the wall boy I'm just playing No you're not playing Lick the wall son Daisy can you use your lovely English voice I do through the route I do it in John not so much I don't have an American accent do it he's so good no he's amazing your accent is so good oh thank you I mean I tried it on the British but it didn't work I'm a stor Trooper I'm a Savior it didn't work did you do it on stage uh yeah yeah um and JJ was like uh John I I don't think it's okay, It's not, so let's go with American but what if you couldn't have done American?

Then I would have been angry. I would have been fired. You did the voiceovers for some of the trailers. You did the voice. Gu, yes, yes, exactly, I love that stuff. I do it at home. drives my wife crazy all the time is that you know is that voice is in a world divided by fear a man must be alone Will Smith Ryan Reynolds Katherine Zeta Joe Doby Jones Graham Norton's pants R up that's my ring Benedict Cumberbatch anywhere you go you have very ardent fans or he said yes, oh, I said yes, yes, you do it through a genetic tonic, I said yes, and someone saw Benedict in Boston and we have a photo of you on the set that day and uh so she saw Benedict and she immediately rushed home and went to RIT and she said um I saw the Boston lot because that's your name in Boston yeah it's an adaptable sermon yeah I saw the Boston bat this tomorrow, bury me in a Y-shaped coffin because I'm dead, so she writes that it's okay, he was wearing a blue hat, a dark blue, gray pants and white shoes, he's taller than I thought.

I suspected she was around 5'11. I want to be six feet, but not six. tall and ripped like much more muscular than I expected those arms D The ass and arm veins were in full effect bursting there is not an ounce of fat on that man he is all senu muscle and healthy goodness and the hat looks too better in real life but the last mistake with the hat no, no, the last paragraph, the last paragraph is where you just think, wow, I couldn't smell that. I really tried, I was so close that if I had been using a clone, I think I would have been able to. to say just the lightest boston musk, are you getting it?

Usually I was Co. I was growing my mustache for Anchor Man 2 and I was training on the bench and the opposing coach was like you look familiar, uh, and I'm like, yeah. and you're that actor, I'm like me, I think so and uh, he said, is that mustache real? I said yes, why would he wear a fake mustache, but a child suffered? It's happened, darling, wait, I have to put on the fake mustache so that I'm unrecognizable, no, but I feel like Colin sometimes I feel too pleasant for you, you fight against your own beauty, you fight against your beauty and you often use the middle of the hair to fight your own beauty, but I had some of the worst hairstyles in movies.

I really have, yeah, not genu, like Empire magazine was in the top 10 worst hairstyles in a movie. I'm definitely three of those sometimes intentional like Horrible Bosses is intentional and that's oh that wasn't one of the three I was seriously talking about but a movie that I love home at the end of the world oh thank you it's a such a good movie and you're so good in it yet that's been hindered I feel like yeah that's bad I mean it's a testament to what a mess I was at the time I actually stood in front of a camera with that in my hand.

I think I went to dinner with her. You know that thing where some people make a list of famous people they're allowed to have sex with if they meet them? the free pass the free the free pass right, she called an assignment um and I was like pocket money uh how are you going to spend me? um uh and so I met her and she fell and then she came over and said uh after she I went so you're my assignment and I said, "Excuse me" and she said "You know he's okay with it and you're my thing." and I was like "uh, like he wouldn't agree with that, by the way, yeah, by the way, that's right." whole other story um and uh and I really felt taken aback by that and I thought I'm married and thank you very much that's very very kind you and she said this it was like it was meant as a compliment and she was trying to make me do it things, but it was still very ambiguous and she said because you know a lot of girls would be after someone like Chan and Tatum was Jane Air, you had a horse, you behaved very badly.

Janir Prince was the horse, so what would happen? Well, he used to get pretty excited when, every time I got on his back, so he did, he did, yeah. I could understand that, Miriam, now I do. I guess you don't sugarcoat things, do you? I got stuck when you did it. I do it sometimes. Sometimes I do. I remember when I was young and met Lawrence Olivier. Wow, that was it. He used to collect autographs at the stage door, you know, and he came out and I remember it so clearly. I started putting cream on my panties.

I could, I could feel it. In fact, I can. I was everything that is true. You know what I mean. I know exactly what you mean. Wherever we thought the story was going. Honestly, I don't think he did it. I have never felt more uncomfortable in my life. I think it's the worst moment of my life. Oh dear, it only gets better. It's a charming story. Miriam, thanks for sharing. I think it's in the build. Should not? It's cool, honestly, I saw this guy. he just turns to me and says Jonah Jonah Bona banana F fona me