TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE #5 w/ GUS JOHNSON

Courtney: (singing) Everybody wants to see my glands, yeah. Everyone wants to see my glands, yes. Everyone wants to see my glands, yes. Nobody wants to touch my hands, yeah. Courtney: Hi Keith: Guys, welcome back to Try Not to. Laughter Challenge -- Courtney: WOOOOOOOOOO!! Shayne: We'll do it again. Keith: You guys wanted it, so we'll do it again. Courtney: AGAIN Shayne: We'll do it again, it'll be crazier. Do you know why it will be crazier? (Olivia: Why?) Because this time we have a guest. Everyone: WHOOOOOAAAA He's definitely more talented than all of us. Courtney: Post in the comments what you think it is, who you think it is, or what you think it is Shayne: Yes, post in the comments right now.

Keith and Olivia: Yes. Shayne: Before we show it to you, right now. His name is Gus Johnson! (Everyone applauding) (Everyone singing GUS) Courtney: *repeats the word Gas* Gus: This isn't my show but I'm on it. Everyone: YEEEEAH Shayne: Uh, we hope that because you're here this becomes a trend. *

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s* Shayne: That's our hope Courtney: Okay, yeah, you know the rules: no touching, 30 seconds to make someone

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, person in the hot seat has water in their mouth, spits, dribbles or drools or just It explodes, you know. so-- (Shayne: they're already out) now Shayne: Noah will go first *applause* Noah: I'll go first *Round 1 musical day :D* Courtney: Welcome to Los Angeles...

King Arthur reenactment in North Hollywood and the fountain- sorceress swords in the stone. This is how...it happened Courtney: I'm a poor kid! And I'm just poor... Courtney: WOW! Noah: Sorry, you can't show up literally penetrating a man's ass. Actually that's what you did. *Keith screams in fear* Keith: OH MY GOD, MY BABY'S EYES! (Olivia, back: What the hell?) Shayne: Look at this. Hello, yes, dominoes? You are my favorite pizzeria. Shayne: Look at this *laughs* Hi, yeah, Pizza Hut? You are my favorite pizzeria. *LOTS of laughter* Wait- (Keith, back: IT'S COMING OUT OF HIS NOSE!!) Hello, 911?

I was naked. *everyone laughing* Noah: I was trying to breathe, and then I was suffocating. I accidentally drowned, shooting water up my nose (Courtney: OLIVIA, STOP Wandering!) (Shayne: Olivia's not even playing, she's just being creepy.) Noah: She's just lost! *laughs* *everyone starts laughing* Gus: Your mom said that you and I need to reconnect a little better. *laughs* Noah (surprised): Dad?! *shayne hitting bongos* Courtney: No playing! Keith: Wait, what? Did someone just say drugs? Keith: *Stutter* Keith: I've been looking for you all week and you still haven't gotten me drugs! I gave you ten dollars! Shayne: Bobby, I kicked you out last week!

Keith: Oh, okay. I have to go! Noah: Oh my God. Noah: Really, good job guys. Shayne: Gus was immediately dedicated. *agree* There was commitment. Noah: I didn't expect... And then you were my stepfather. Gus: Oh, yeah. Keith: It was your stepdad with a boner. Let's understand that... It had the weight of the shake there. Noah: I didn't even realize! Shayne: He had a whole weight in his pants. Gus: Didn't you feel it? Noah: No. *laughs* Noah: I thought it was your arm? Shayne: Alright, who's next? Keith: I'll go! I wanna go! Noah: Do you want to go?

Keith: Yes! I want you to make me laugh. Noah: It's a little slippery Keith! Keith: I've been going through some things! *Round song :D* Olivia: *quietly* Damn Shayne: What- what did you do? What was that? Keith: She's weird and, *Laughing* Get away from me! Gus: Hey, have you seen my bomb? This time it's getting really bad. *laughs* Gus: Do you think you could help me again? I don't have... Shayne: I just watched Black Panther. *laughs* Courtney: Hi, my name is Adrian. I am 13 years old. I'm auditioning for the new Disney comedy Um... it's called 'Jungle Girl' and I'm going to audition singing 'Somewhere over the rainbow' *Sings off key* *dying laughter* Noah: (gently) Hello class, hello everyone .

My name is Miss Jeanine and I have been brought to show you the miracle of life. Keith: *Giggles* Noah: Umm, you might want to just look at the scars (Shayne: Oh my god!!) Noah: What? Is there anything wrong with that? Keith: *counting* 5 out of 5 (Olivia: I'll be next.) Are you going next? Shayne: Sweet Noah: Okay *Round music again :D* Shayne: Hey, have you seen 'COCO' yet? Courtney: Stop! Shayne: No... I just got kicked out of Baja Fresh... for... murder! *laughs* I think this is the first time I've made you laugh. Is this what it took? Appropriation? *laughs* Courtney: Welcome to Los Angeles.

This is a new exercise to help develop a strong pelvic bone. *grunts* *Courtney grunts in pain* *laughs* Olivia: You got me, Court Gus: (seriously) Yeah, I told him at 6:30. I don't know where the hell she is... *looks at Olivia* have you seen mom? I need to have some drinks Gus: I continued with the story. Noah: *singing* Oh, I need a chiropractor (5x) Noah: Do you have any recommendations? Keith: Olivia. Now, out of respect for you... I've been studying Mandarin, so I have a song for you... Olivia: Oh my God Olivia: I-I didn't, I... No, I Olivia: I'm sorry for laugh Shayne: Wow, Olivia, you didn't top any of them.

Olivia: No, because you are all so funny. Shayne: There have been times where you've surpassed all of them (Courtney agrees) Olivia: But I do the little trickles, you know, but they all hit me like an explosive Shayne: yeah Shayne: Gus continues to commit more than any of us ever did. I have done. Gus: Oh? Were we rolling? or... (everyone laughs) Olivia: That was so funny Courtney: Can I be next? (Noah, Shayne and Keith agree) *Round Jam Music :D* Keith: You're probably wondering who I am. I'll show you... I just had a runny nose. But I'm the collector *Bleep*!

I'm the collector *Bleep*! My *Bleep* has eyes! *Courtney bursts out laughing* I'll come after you with snot and *beep* eyes! Gus: Hello coach, I'm Daisy. Did you get the results of who made the varsity team? COME ON!!! Gus: I didn't make the varsity team... Courtney: I'm so sorry. Gus: YES, I WORKED FOR MONTHS TOO! Noah: Do you need a car? Do you need a loan? Remember, Hanks' backyard is his home. Noah: Hello, my name is Hank and if you need a loan I want you to come to my house because I will personally take care of you and give you some money.

That's all. I'm here to sell my loans Keith: Yaaoo Noah: Bye Keith: If you want to buy something *Bleep* let me know! Right here my *Bleep* has eyes! Noah: Get away from my commercial! Keith: My *beep*! My *Bleep* has eyes! Courtney: You guys are stupid! Olivia: Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear court boy. Happy Birthday to you. Blow the candle! (Keith laughs) Shayne: Jesus Christ Noah (offscreen): That's so gross Oliva: That's the cake I baked you, Court. Shayne: Hello! I'm (deep voice) CLORISSA and-- *Laughs* Shayne: *Stutters* And I'm here... Shayne: And I'm here to help you learn how to make FRIENDS *laughs* Shayne: First step towards MAKE FRIENDS THIS IS CRAZY, THIS IS SO CRAZY Shayne: What do we do?

We only have so much time. Shayne: Didn't we just have a moment of JOY? Courtney: Wow, you're still in this. Shayne: I put my pants on... Uh, I'll go next Courtney: Okay *Round music :D* Keith: (Singing) These are more than good! Noah: They have aluminum! Shayne (laughing): Oh my god. Startup! Courtney: Okay, we've put out the fire. Courtney: Um... The unfortunate thing is that the cause of the fire was actually spontaneous combustion. We found your older brother Courtney: I think he was in the middle of some sexual act alone in his room. I can show you what's left of the body.

I just need your consent. You're sure? Okay, I don't have anything to sign. I'll take out your brother Solo's body, so you know that every man has what he likes Courtney: I think he may have been someone else, but then... They burned (offscreen): Time Shayne: Then they burned Olivia: Hello! Have you seen 'Coco'? *Cricket sounds* Olivia: Very good (inaudible)... Goodbye! Gus (singing): I never meant to cause you any pain... Gus: I never meant to cause you any... Gus (screaming): Oh my God! Shayne: If you don't understand me in the first three seconds, it's a lot harder, but I almost always laugh in the first three seconds.

I almost did it with all of you. Good job. Olivia: Who's next? Keith and Noah: Gus! Keith: Last but not least *Final round music :D* Shayne: Alright, do you know the Mandela effect? How similar to the 'Berenstein Bears', but people thought it was... Shayne: They're 'Berenstain Bears', they thought they were 'Berenstein Bears' Shayne: So there's a crazier one. Shayne: The 2007 movie 'The Last Mimzy' Shayne: That's not how you pronounce the title, it's actually pronounced Shayne: 'Barbershop 2' Yes! *demonic laughter* Shayne: Damn! Courtney: Uh oh, did someone call 9-1-1? You did not do it? Ok, wait Courtney: Hello 911?

Yeah, that's us... Uh... it's too hot in here. Courtney: Wow, just kidding. So we put out the fire and found your brother Courtney: We found him Courtney: It must have been spontaneous combustion. There was a butt around, but it's obviously tissue paper (Offscreen: Time!) Noah: Now I'd like to introduce you to Dookie-Stain Keith: What's up everyone? Can I get some applause? Come on, give me some spanks. Keith: Yes! Keith: Yes, my name is Dookie-Stain Keith: And I want to introduce you to my first single. It's called 'Dookie ass' Keith: Here we go... *Starts singing his song* Dookie ass, That diarrhea Dat Dookie ass.

I said Dookie's ass I said diarrhea The booty is back Now pass the ass Olivia: Hello, my name is Sarah. I was born with duck legs and... You know, it was very difficult for me growing up, it's like growing up on a farm. Um, anyway, can I sell you the sword? Shayne: I'm so sorry, can I... Nancy, let's go? I'm so sorry, she's not well... at all... completely unwell Olivia: Can I sell you the sword, sir? Shanye: She walked into a 7-eleven and no one saw any of those people again. They didn't leave the building, they were just gone. (Offscreen: Time!) (Poor Duck Legs.) Shayne: SURVIVED??

THAT? (everyone is amazed) Noah: Sorry, Gus Gus: It was just through the air and I was hoping the water would make this sound (Imitates the sound) Noah: Gus, I think you're officially the champion here *Everyone applauding* Noah: Not only You didn't laugh but I think you made everyone else laugh. (Everyone agrees) Gus: It was fun. Thank you anyway. Thanks for having me Noah: Thank you so much for being in Noha: Gus, where can people find you? Gus: Look up my name 'Gus Johnson'. I do stuff on YouTube, short sketches that are like 30 seconds, so I won't even waste your time.

Courtney: We love you guys! Check out the other 'Try Not to Laugh'

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s if you haven't seen them, they're really good! Uh... Post in the comments who else you want us to include Courtney: Ring that bell so you don't miss the next one! Noah: And look at Gus! Courtney: I love you! (Everyone says goodbye)