TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE #10 w/ GUS JOHNSON

We go crazy *bleep* so loud (Laughs off camera) so loud... so fucking loud, dude *Challenge Pit intro plays* Give me a G, give me a U, give me an S, give me an S, give me a And did you just say? Just an "S." Wait, did Gussy just write? Gussy? ~Gussy~ Has anyone ever called you Gussy? No. Although I understand Fernicus a lot. Fernico? Wow! Dont have much sense. Did you ever get Gustifer? Oh, I understand Gustifer, yes. Nice. Did people ever confuse you with Johnson and Johnson? The Johnson Johnson? The baby oil company? Yes. Daily Yes friend.

Did you ever... Did you ever contact Gussel Crowe? I have one thing that uhh... I have to go (Laughs) How funny would it be if he left right now? (Courtney

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! We have Gus Johnson! Back to the game! (Cheers and gunshots) She crushed him last time. He crushed. He crushed us very hard. Ok, so the rules are simple. (Laughs) Uh... You have 30 seconds. Oh. You have water in your mouth, don't spit it out. Everyone has a chance to make you laugh.

Yeah! Alright. But no touching. Can I go first? Keith goes first. Yes. Hello everyone! I'm Jojo and today (noise of success, camera laughter) we're going on a clothing hunt. Forever 21. My jacket Stop (Courtney continues rambling) Let's put it on you! (Laughs off camera) You got it! Go! Get out of here! No, I have to put it on. No, no, stop! It's not going to fit! You're going to ruin it! (Gus falls, noise of success) Oh, no. (Baby falls) I just got boarded. (Laughter off camera and applause) I'm sorry, it was all your fault. Yes, you think you're sorry, I lost a child.

I'm here to tell you more lobster jokes. What did Lobster 1... say to Lobster 2's hat? (??) "he's crooked (unbalanced)" (Keith laughs at the bad pun) What did Lobster 1 tell Lobster 2 to do? (??) "You should be a lobrarian (librarian)!" (More laughter) What do you call it when a uhh... Lobster 1 steals from Lobster 2? (??) "You threw (robbed) me!" (Loud doorbell noise indicating Olivia failed) Oh my god, you're okay! Are you OK!! (Everyone in the background laughs) JessIcA! I told you not to let the baby get shots!! (successful noise): You're okay... you're okay. She is devastated!1!! (Laughter continues in the background) I have to hand it to Gus, and the only reason was because his butt was up...

I don't know what it was about his butt that was funny... but... (That's the key.) Tip to make Keith laugh: Get off your ass. (Everyone says "get off your ass") Welcome back to the Bachelor Zoo! Wow! Davis is really nervous, it's Hometown week, and Becca... her parents aren't together... but they... Oh no! WooOoOHh! WOW!1!! *kiss* Oh, WoAh! I.........woah. (Kissing sequence that would put any romantic movie to shame) "Oh, I'm sorry... I'm not going to give you a rose..." *gasp followed by internal screams* (The screams continue) (Buzzer sounds)... That? ? Did you rub yourself? (Olivia laughs)... Did you really just rub?

I don't even want to do this anymore, this sucks! You completely let me down (everyone laughs). I was going to tell some lobster jokes, but you just did it. You're NOT my friend You suck, you're the worst person in this room Like... if you could walk around right now, you'd see that Olivia is the worst person in this room (Buzzer rings as Olivia continues using a meme) Oh my god! I don't want to do this... Don't do it. You don't have to do this. Can you tell her how much she sucks, girl? Yeah... You, like, SuUuCk friend!

What the hell! 1! Are you fucking touched, buddy?! It's fucking 2018! (Buzzer sounds as she rubs herself rebelliously) WHAT THE HELL was that, dude? *Buzzer continues to ring every time (Olivia taps as Keith and Courtney scream) I tried man, I tried... (Wild Olivia then proceeds to do the session) I can't... (Buzzer rings as everyone laughs) ) This is called: "A meeting between the parents of young Christopher Walken" MoOoMm! I'm-I'm hungry! (Everyone starts laughing to themselves) So why don't you do us both a favor? You bring out those baZOOMbas (laughs get a little louder) Let me have some... *R-rated slurping sounds* *Success noise as everyone laughs* I'm really thirsty.

I am his son... (Everyone continues laughing) Don't do this to me! Please mom! She was on Catch Me If You Can, you can't do this! He was! He was the Father, look for Him! (Everyone continues laughing) That will be enough for now! (Team laughs) I don't know how to make you laugh, but I know someone who does... wait! *Shayne's phone rings* wait! Friend relax. (Phone continues ringing) Just relax! (Olivia breaks and success noise begins) Damn! Pressed ignore, buddy! That was only like 3 rings. Your boyfriend just ignored me (Everyone laughs) But I made you laugh (Olivia nods her head) Well... *disappointed* Great... (Olivia spits water laughing while Court laughs) I think this is the first time I've made you laugh in a long time...

No, you always make me laugh! That is DEFINITELY not true. You make me laugh every day! Aaaaaah! She's just saying, like, yeah... She's being like a Hallmark card... *Courtney burps* I have to say... Shayne, you know, it's the subtle little things you do with your arm that make me laugh... Very good... Dude... Damn brother, dude! Last night, buddy, Jessica came to my house. Dude, she was crazy! We totally...as everyone starts laughing: she was AWESOME, man! He was SO sick! SO fucking sick, dude! Dude, she totally knelt, and then she totally... (Everyone starts losing control) It was Awwh-some!

He was so sick, man! We're fucking... So hard! (laughing) How difficult! So fucking tough, dude! And then, oh friend! And then we found my parents...we found her hideout...and then totally...Everywhere! *laughs* he was so sick dude!! *Doorbell rings* Damn! (Everyone laughs in the background) Didn't you make him laugh? No! That was so funny! My faith remained strong... (Keith laughs) ...Okay... Very good! Oh, WoOaHh! *casually flips the page* OaAaH....*screams in pain*! Okay... (Camera crew laughs) (SCREAMS VERY LOUD AS COURT DELIVERS BIRTH) *Laughing continues* Okay! (Laughter gets louder) *swears* *pushes baby back* (Doorbell rings as Courtney finally gives birth) *Everyone laughs* (Editor's note: IT'S A GIRL!!) The weights weigh me down ...but, you know, there's always a way... (Editor: At least he tried...) *Doorbell rings* (What the hell?) Gus...I have an important matter to discuss with you. ..

Dude, you didn't wash the dishes and I asked you to wash them like twice And that's TOTALLY unacceptable And as your mother (Editor: with a boner) I think you should do what you're told... Look, little one! Penny does what she's told! Come here, Penny... I make jokes about weight... *Doorbell rings* (Laughs) So we didn't make Gus laugh... again *Screams* (Overlapping conversation) Dude, you are! ....wet. I almost got lost in (laughs) "Read the Bible" God!! That was fun!! I wasn't expecting that... I thought I had you... Did you do that right before? shall we film? I walked into a room and recorded it because I thought, "I've got this part..." "It's going to work!

Put it on that, you could probably sell it... It didn't work... (Gus enters making robot noises) Wow.. .you're beautiful. (The robot has a 3 foot long erection) *strange slithering sound to symbolize God-knows-what while everyone laughs* *Moving robot noises* (Pushes Robo-erection in Shayne's face while saying "doon") (Laughter from around the room as Gus accidentally hits himself on the trash) *Laughing continues* Hello... Yes, I'm here (Courtney and Olivia overlap conversations as they figure out who will find who). Uh-oh, there you are! *Awkward greetings* Make sure, uhh... Do you want to roll it up? Is that how you do it?

Sick, this is really good quality. I almost lost it at first right when Olivia said, "Hey, what's up..." And Courtney was there without her phone just like *imitates Court's awkward movements* "uhh...Hey..." (laughs) So... we're going to do something that's never been done on YouTube, I'm pretty sure... so, she's going to do something that's never been done on YouTube. waxing my ass... (Look of pure horror) *Wax strip tears* (Keith exclaims "oh my god" in pain) Oh my god *takes a breath* GOD!! no...no...NOo...*The wax strip tears* NO!! (Audience groans) Olivia: Alright, I've got the cold press! (x2) no, no, no, no That's my hairy ass in his... pants. (Everyone laughs as Shayne reconsiders life) *Doorbell rings* I just witnessed that! (Sarah(?) laughs in the background) It's never been done.

History, guys! (shock overlapping conversations) I would have laughed if the shock hadn't been there! Oh... Are you disgusted? (Do you want to keep it?) It was a lot, I didn't expect it... I don't have any water in... Oh... Oh, sorry, the wrong way... (Keith starts running) (Editor: Usain Bolt, do you?) who?) What...Oliv-Olivia, I don't want to run forever...(Everyone starts laughing) Olivia, I'm not going to do this...no! Like, no, she's telling me oh, (Groans) God!! I'm getting dizzy... Olivia, no, this isn't... Run! Oh God!...This is ridiculous! *success noise* OoOOhH! YOU STEAL MY BABY!! (Shayne laughs as Olivia repeats "you stole my baby") You came back sweating...

From those 3 laps...? Go... okay... (Keith begins his revenge) Keep going... (Olivia gasping) Keep going... (Courtney starts laughing) Get out and then come back (Courtney laughs.) *Success noise like Shayne laughs at his own joke* Oh, we got it... (Courtney laughs again) Oh, we got it, we're good... come on! (Courtney starts laughing) Hey, listen, honey... Your mom and I have been talking and I know you're really bummed that Bradley Fischer didn't ask you to the dance, but... I always want you to know. that you will always be our beautiful girl. Okay, darling? *Noise of success as everyone laughs* ALL OVER MY FLOOR!! (The laughter gets louder) Ahh?

What *beep*? Where are you? Uuuhhhh Put some water in your mouth! (Courtney chokes) I didn't even do anything!! It's not even a little bit, it's Shayne's turn! Where did her voice just come from? Don't worry, just put it in your mouth... (Courtney laughs nervously) (Olivia and Keith get impatient when Court receives a call) Who's calling? Is it Shayne? Tell us what she says... (Courtney mumbles "hello") (she mumbles "uh huh") uh huh.. mmm? (Court throws water as the success noise plays) I hate you... YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PIZZA plaaaaacceee (everyone gets hysterical) Stop hitting him!! Ahh, what a callback...

Oh my goodness... Alright, well Gus Johnson is undefeated... Yeah, WOW, you're the CHAMPION!! Literally, literally The best at this game, he makes us all look bad... Yeah... I mean... (Shayne and Keith start laughing) You guys look fantastic... (Everyone says "oh" at the compliment). Arrest!! Gus, where can people find you? Find me on YouTube! Just search "Gus Johnson"! No, I'm not the 50-year-old ESPN sportscaster!! (People laugh) I'm just a kid! I don't look anything like him... No... Not at all... I think he's actually black too... (Team laughs) And he has glasses... Thanks guys, hit the notification bell, subscribe...

You know how this, just do things. Tell us who you want with! Uhh... Call your parents! Tell them you're their... they're your favorite pizza place. Text your parents, tell them they're your favorite pizza place, and send me a tweet and show them what they respond with! send the answer (gibberish)! Oh... That would be amazing!! (The team agrees that it's a great idea) Alright... Bye! (Everyone shouts goodbye)