TRY NOT TO LAUGH!! - Dad Jokes and One Liners w/ MiniLadd

What's up guys fourzer0seven? I'm here with my friend Mini Ladd. "Hello." Let's do a challenge to try not to

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at dad

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. (One of the only videos that will generate income on my channel). Soooo~ Without further ado, let's jump in! -Which are? Yes, we have a live studio audience and Christie is reading the uh... "Can we get a round of APPLAUDE from our studio audience?" "Hurrah!" "Wow!" It's like the Big Bang theory all over again... -Greetings. -Health. *while gargling(?)*it's cold -I'm sorry. -Very good. What did the bra say to the hat? Go ahead and I'll take these two to you.

How do locomotives know where they are going? Lots of training. I think I want to quit my job. I prefer to make a living cleaning mirrors. It's just something I can SEE myself doing. Not only are the mountains fun, but so are the mountainous areas. Mini boy: really? How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb? A Brasillón! What cheese is always alone? Provolone What do you call a group of cows masturbating? Beef Stroganoff How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for The Fresh Prints. I don't understand why aquatic mammals are even necessary.

I mean, what porpoise do they serve? It wasn't a total

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. Hey, what's blue and doesn't weigh anything? Mmm light blue. It's so sad "Au". "That?" "What do you mean what? That text was gold." In what state do you see a priest sneeze and then sit down? Mass-a-chusetts Do it. Mass-achoo-sits I know I want you to blow Do you know what mothballs smell like? It's quite difficult to separate his legs. The Delayed Reaction: Sneak Attack! It took my brain a second mm-hmm. Have you heard of the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the Nobel Prize What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can grill meat. You launched it! Kobe. God, I'm slow. It was just, behc... It's great because you can see the exact moment when you get the joke. Did the cowboy buy a dachshund? Because he wanted to get along, doggie! Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because the P is silent Mm. Okay, guys, you can go ahead and swallow. I have to find a little more. Thank you for giving me permission. Bless your innocent soul. The Secret Service is no longer allowed to yell "get down" when the president is about to be attacked, now they have to yell "Donald Duck!" "please don't forgive me" What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language... Because it is not spoken at all. I tell dad

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, but I don't have children. I'm a faux pas I finally bought the limited edition thesaurus from Amazon that I always wanted, when I opened it all the pages were blank I have no words to describe how angry I am. I got thirsty. -I just arrived. Me too. -Oh boy. -If only it were that easy. Just like his cock. neeoowww. I'm kidding, I'm kidding! Sorry, this was supposed to be dad jokes, not Scott's roast. My wife caught me standing on the bathroom scale sucking in my stomach. "Ha, that's not going to help." She said, "Of course," I said, "It's the only way I can see the numbers." To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you... you have my word.

My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall to her. I said, “♪Maybe♪.” -These are not enough. -I know, I'm trying. Okay, put it in, that's saliva too. - Okay, why don't you go ahead and swallow this piece? Leather armor is perfect for sneaking around because it is literally made of leather. Whoever discovered that the days of the month correspond to your knuckles had too much time on their hands. How old is your father? As old as I am, she replied, How can that be? Well, he wasn't a father until I was born. Why did Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Since he was a little horse I'll do that -Craig is leaking over here. -I'm watering my plants. I've had amnesia for as long as I can remember. I am afraid of elevators, but I have started taking steps to avoid them. Knowing how to pick locks has really opened many doors for me. I used to think I had a Japanese friend, but it was just my imaginary Asian. I put root beer in a square glass and all I got was beer. People are making jokes about the end of the world like there's no tomorrow. Don't let him get an extra chromosome. you're down -Where did that come from?

Hey, I know a guy addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop at any time. I ordered a book called how to deal with impatience, but it hasn't arrived yet. 6:30 is the best time on a watch. wait until it finished spraying to be able to spray. You are the ones who laughed. I'm disappointed in myself. My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' elbow. It took me a long time to realize that he was just a Slow Learner. At home they treat me like God, they usually ignore me until someone wants something spicy mm-hmm.

You can whiten your ass and just tell people you changed your ringtone. Procrastination is a dish best served over time. The Lord said to John: come and receive eternal life, but John placed fifth and won a toaster. I need an insensitive joke to tell my deaf friend, preferably one who has never heard that untrained doctors make me sick. If you buy smart water for four dollars, it doesn't work I was voted most likely to rig a school election Technically, sperm is a bodybuilding supplement Drink it It's not the first time you've choked on it Contents! I think vibrators should be illegal, God made Adam and Eve, not Florence and the machine.

It just hurt me that sometimes I use the wrong word. It doesn't matter how nice they are. German children are kinder. Kinder is the German word for children -Kinder eggs -Yes, exactly Now I just realized they are children's eggs OMG! That's awesome, now I can put this on educational. So the kindest surprise is just a surprise for children Eew! Oh darling! Oh God! So the kindest children are simply milky children. You never know what's inside. Every day is leg day when you are running away from your problems. I read an article about how porn damages your brain and I didn't understand a thing.

I don't give myself enough. credit said anonymous Einstein finally developed a theory about space, it's about time too! Actually? I recently made a lot of money, which is strange because I usually use a paper towel. Let me get into these fifty. Benjamin takes it like a champ Right on his little chin A Freudian slip is when you say one thing, but you say that your mother Fuck you! I'm not your target! Ah, now I'm wet. It's been so long, Adda, Scotty! No, you wet it -Oh, fuck! -A lot of time has passed. At least you can do it, man.

My wife just found out that I replaced our bed with the trampoline that hit the ceiling. I like mmm. I don't understand why my girlfriend always starts the conversation by saying, "Are you listening to me?" Unrelatable Abortion really brings out the child in you. Have you ever walked in on your roommate while masturbating? Greetings to people with hearing problems. Have you heard the story about the Mexican train killer? That guy had some locs But that's it for this video guys if you liked it hit the like button Subscribe below if you're new check out the video we made on the Mini channel the one liner video check it out.

And see you in the next video PEACE! Bye bye!