TRY NOT TO LAUGH!! - Dark Humor and Offensive Jokes w/ MiniLadd

what's up guys 4:07 here, welcome back to two questionable, you straight men spitting water in each other's faces while trying not to

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, I sure will. I'm depressed, this is Craig, hello, okay, let's start off hot with anal intercourse because if sex is a pain in the ass then you're doing it wrong children in the

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cause accidents but accidents in the

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make children I wonder What my parents did to combat boredom before the Internet. I asked my seventeen brothers and sisters. and they don't know it either. A girl called me the other day and told me: come on, there's no one at home.

I went to see that women could fake orgasms, but men can fake an entire relationship. I know Scott, it was your birth certificate, that's an apology. letter from the condom factory I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it this time, it flies when you're having sex or was it really just a minute. I bought a box of condoms today the cashier asked me if like a bag I said no I'll just turn off the lights. Did you hear about the guy who died of a homeless overdose? Turn off the computer together. The verb.

Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? coffin, you should just, yeah, why do women love Chinese food because wonton written backwards isn't written now? I used to work at a company called 69, my friend took over my position, three people having sex like a threesome, that's two, so next time someone calls you? handsome, don't take it as a compliment, since a woman is like a condom, boo, they both spend more time in your wallet than on your penis, what's it called when two trans midgets have sex, ooh, I'm a microtransaction, what's the name of an Argentinian with a rubber finger, whoa, Roberto? , did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France oh there was nothing left but rubble I knew I shouldn't have eaten the seafood I feel a little given in hey what's an annoying pepper doing oh? understand what is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat i have ever tried ethiopian food, not even them, why do they have big noses, wool, good air, it's pretty funny because he's jewish, he's just a guy, what's wrong with him? in common black

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, hmm, not everyone understands, what is it The best of 20-year-olds Great selection Why do black people have nightmares?

The last one to dream about a gunshot and you hit a wall in the direction. What he brings first feels bad. You know, pigeons die after sex. Well, at least me. This is a lot of Chrissy from experience, she actually says something I've heard before. How do you circumcise a redneck? She wanted to say goodbye to you. Oh, weeks of acne until you're 13. Come on, how many men, women or property, yeah, why did you

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too early? Jenna, what's up with NASCAR? I was having sex with my German girlfriend last night, but I got distracted when she kept yelling, hurry up.

I held the door for this Japanese man at the gas station, he looked at me and said thank you, so I punched him in the face, bringing a Pearl Harbor like that. What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pumpkin, that's smart, they're the way. What did that do? What is the difference between a baby and a washing machine? Whoa, oh, look, I'm not laughing. that's just sick what's the similarity between north dakota and women's rights neither of them exist she's a woman shut up okay look at this neck take this sexy woman but she's missing an arm comment damn fingers so she moved on from In fact, I will never earn income again in my life.

Playing soccer is a lot like the first time I had sex. In the end it hurt a lot, but at least my dad came. God, very thoughtful. I'm sorry, God. We try what is best. about having sex with a 12 year old girl in the shower when our hair is wet you can scrape it back and she looks like an 8 year old girl hey there's alignment well the next one is about to cross my girlfriend broke up with me , so he stole her wheelchair, guess who came crawling back, how do you start a raid, throw a grenade, wow, just so we understand, you destroyed the joke, but you just got here, hell, Chrissy, my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, that one is a big word for a seven-year-old Pakistani car salesman. hit the roof of the car the car explodes could you put the cap back on the water bottle?

They both spit directly into it. the joke is to establish. I've heard that one, but how yellow and I can't swim. I see. Why did you gargle? You're sick, I like my women like I like my seven-year-old cigarettes and for the Cuban, a burlap sack, how does a mother know when her daughter gets her period, Jesus, what a sack, well, that's all for this video, guys, if you liked it, press the button. Like button, subscribe below if you're going to watch my friend Craig Haley will be in the description below and I'll see you in the next video.

Peace, let me put something in my mouth that is delicious. I will be right. I already said it's delicious.