Try Guys Try Sexy Vs Traditional Halloween Costumes

- I am ready to take you to infinity and beyond. - Halloween! - What did she say? Moron! - This year we are going to compare the same

costumes

in their

sexy

and non-

sexy

versions. - We'll just put them together into a sexy-not-sexy Halloween costume sandwich. -No costume comes in my size, so I always have my crotch pulled up inside my body. - It's a night of mystery, wonder, ghosts and letting it all hang out. (laughs) (upbeat music) (witches' laughter) Every year on Halloween, people try to sexualize things that shouldn't be sexualized. - Trick or treat is a sexy phrase, so that was the first sexualization of Halloween. - We started making these videos a few years ago, but since we started making them, I've been wearing sexy

costumes

quite a bit.

I make my girlfriend go like normal and then I go like sexy Nemo. I did. - I'll probably hate all of them because I take Halloween very seriously. I think if you're going to buy a store-bought costume, it's best not to go out. Just say. - I don't have an idea for a Halloween costume yet, so maybe I'll find one today. - First, Iron Man. - Girl, you're about to suddenly make me a fan. -Hey, what are you wearing, Ned? - Wow, I'm wearing these cool underwear I bought on try

guys

.com. - Did you get your underwear at try

guys

.com? - Tryguys.com. - Dude, me too. - Oh Lord. - Tryguys.com. - We all said that today we would wear these underwear. - I bet at least one person forgot. - Eugene, what kind of underwear are you wearing today?

Is it underwear from tryguys.com, like me? - Yes of course. - This is a small and elegant number. (bubble bursts) There, oh yeah, and look, that's why we get demonetized every year. - Find us. How hot is this? - Hey, ha ha. - Hey, you look great. - Can you see my iron, man? - Mr. Stark, I feel very good. - Oh God, I would say that this team does not have many tactical advantages. - I'm not ready for battle. - Bank, bank, bank. - You look pretty strong. - Yes, these suits are so stupid. - Look at all your biceps. - The one with fake muscles. - I know. -Oh, he looks at your muscles. - They are so stupid. -This Iron Man is a little beefier, it's as if Tony faked his death and had been crushing beers somewhere on the beach. -Ah, I'm Iron Man.-This is his new little side piece. - Oh no, that's why they demonetized us. - That's very funny.

Here is the proof that Tony Stark has a penis. (laughing) - Let me get confused. - Yes. I think this is always the way to go. Now I'm in a burlesque show. Da, da, da, da, da. - Can you tell that the Avengers assemble? - United Avengers. - Sexier. - Over my. (laughs) - I'm a little upset because I don't really feel like screaming Iron Man, right now. - Don't even shout sexy. - You know that's insulting. - Next is Buzz Lightyear. - This looks terrible. That's probably the name of some girl's vibrator, right? Buzz Lightyear. - I don't think they have a vibrator. - Good? - What is this?

This is not a costume, it's a sleeping bag. - You know those garbage bags where you rake the leaves and they look like pumpkins? Same material. - I look like a rejected Missy Elliot extra. - This is like an 80s thong. Does it make your butt look good? - I guess so. - What is that sound? - It's an air conditioning unit inside my clothes. - Oh my God, there's a fan. - No way! - There's a fan. - No way! - Oh Lord. - Oh Lord. - Oh Lord. - Oh Lord. - Oh Lord. - No. - If this isn't a visual representation of an erection, I don't know what is. - Wow. - That's funny. (laughs) That's really the opposite of me. - Yes, look at me. - Yes. - I'm a bloated man. - Buzz Lightyear to the rescue. (laughs) Wow, you're hot! - And this is a real backpack? - It's a real backpack. - Oh my god, you can leave your phone there. - Your pants. - You can leave your Molly there. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. - Let's face it, this is a disco outfit.

You're one popsicle away from being a rave girl. - Hello Zach. - Oh God! I love this song. - You are having fun? - What will you do after this? - It looks like you're in a space sex club in Futurama or something. - Honestly, Zach, looking at you, there was a snake in my boot. - Try to twerk me. - Well. (plastic creak) (techno music) - I feel like if you're going to make a Toy Story character sexy, you should be forky. - Yeah. - Because this whole thing is like, I'm trash. - Oh yeah.

Do you like what? Do you like that Bo-Peep? Did you find your sheep, Bo-Peep? - Whoa, whoa, I'm Buzz Lightyear. - With me you are not. - Of all the shitty costumes I've tried on, I think this is my favorite. - I've never looked so cool in a suit. - But do we like the sexy version or the non-sexy version? - Oh, you're kidding, which team wins, oh, I wonder which team wins, ah. - I don't like any of these. - I mean, really, the only thing wrong with this is that I'm sexualizing the character of a beloved child. - I don't think I have any problem with that.

Andy grew up, the toys are growing. - Shall I make you Woody? (laughs) - Next up, sexy Pennywise. What the world needs. - Has enough time passed for us to admit that the film was simply the longest ever made? It was in the eight-hour long movie and nothing happened, it's just him doing, boogity-boogity-bop. - Don't look at me now, I'm reaching for my microphone. (horror music) (laughs) Oh, boy. Oh boy. Oh. - Oh no, wait. - Oh crap. (scary music) - Okay, look at that. - Oh, Ned, come play. Don't make me sad, Ned. Won't you be my friend, Ned? - No, no, no, no, I'm not ready, I'm not ready.

I am not ready. - Don't you want to be... - Jonathan is still here. He's still around. I swear, I'm scared. (laughing) - Oh, it smells terrible in here. (screaming) - Boogity-boogity-ha! - Not bad. - Look at this, this is horrible. This is very scary. Well, imagine being in a mirror maze with this guy. Oh god, it was a scary franchise. - It's a fucking weird movie and I don't know how we all agreed that it's great art. The original book doesn't make sense, he's fighting a giant turtle. That's the plot. -How skinny am I supposed to be here?

This is rude. - Stephen King had a drug phase. - Sometimes it worked, sometimes it didn't. - Suddenly it looks like a cool MC Hammer look now. - Yes. - It's a similar dance. - Aladdin. (panting) - Pretty similar. - I feel like all these sexy versions are trying to turn these character costumes into something promiscuous but then they lose character. I can't say I am. (roar) - Oh, that's horrible. (roar) But. (roar) If a hot girl did this, it would be so funny. - Oh wow, oh, this is fucking scary. - This is really the best costume, it's great. - Hi Vicky. - Oh, wow.

This is giving me more nightmares than the movie ever could. (screaming) It's scary. (screaming) - Bob Ross, honey. - Bob Ross was a very famous painter. - Is it okay for me to use this or am I doing a racial Dolezsar right now? - Do you have a worrying wig too? - This is a happy little sun. Oh, get. (blowing air) I need to trim. - Oh yes, he has a pet squirrel. - You don't have a squirrel, so you need a squirrel friend. - Do you need someone to come film this? - There you go, Miles.

Now you can be my painting. - Thanks, Ned. - Why does he do this? - Are you ready to do this, Keith? - I don't want to wear the wig. - Well, me neither, but here we are man. No, someone at our company thought it was a good idea. - I think the wig looks cute. The beard, I think I prefer to have my normal beard. - Oh, you're very hot. - You look very sexy. - I look super sexy. - This is great. - Oh Lord. Look at those shorts. - Yes. - Plus your palette is very small. - That's so adorable. - It's a purse. - Actually, it's a bag. - Oh my God, there it is.

That's clutch. - Bob Ross as a costume, kind of a game now. I've seen it for the last decade at every costume party I've been to, but sexy Bob Ross, that's new and you can travel with just a bunch of paint and let people paint on you all night, that It's sexy. - It's a great idea. - Good? - That's really a great idea. - I only have great ideas. I don't know why it surprises you. - Paint Miles, so Miles, you're Rose. - Well. - And you're naked on the Titanic, and you're Jack, and you're a horse. - I am your canvas, yes. - Paint me like one of your French squirrels. (snapping fingers) (clapping) - Yes! - Minecraft. - Minecraft is a video game that I don't know much about, but I do know that they are basically LEGOs and they shoot each other. - It's blocking people, right?

They are like blocks. - Do you think someone has a Minecraft channel where they make Minecraft and craft at the same time? - And it's also a German channel, so it's mein-crafting, mein-crafting. - Minecraft is a game for kids, so I think these are the appropriate amount of sexy. - What about me is sexier than you? Who decided this was the sexy version? I think it's just because I'm small. - You look funnier because they are translating a character that seems very simple, right? - Your little hat is very funny. - And it doesn't fit in my head. - He is so cute. - It does not fit in my head. - How about this, all this looking? - You're so cute. - In fact, I think they landed less sexy and more fashionable.

Take a walk down the trail. Is this how they move in Minecraft? - Yes, they move very rigid. - I don't know anything about Minecraft. I know there are zombies in it. - I don't have Minecraft jokes, I don't play. - Children play, talk about their buildings. - Can I get you a diamond? - Is that Minecraft? - I think so. - You're an idiot, you understand? - Does it make my butt look good? - That is a job that I would like to make mine. Mmmmm. - I'm going to have sex with all of you Fortnite. - Eugene, when I look at you I turn into a Creeper. - Tonight we will build your house. - If then. - Yes. - PewDiePie. - PewDiePie. - Do you play Minecraft? - And now the end of our video.

Game of Thrones. - This is the grand finale. Look, endings are always satisfying, they're amazing, they take years and years of anticipation and you get clear, succinct results. - It has never had an ending... - Disappointed. - Yes. - Not once. - Never never. - I know better. - Three, two, one. (dramatic music) - Oh. - Oh no. - No, Keith, no. (crosstalk drowns out speech) - Ah. - Watch him go. -Ah. Oh. - Oh my God. My breasts are exposed. - I would say, Eugene, you look like Daenerys from the first season and I look more like her towards the end of the show.

It's like she's going to spend some time in Marine doing nothing. -She is taking very good care of my dragon eggs. - You don't know anything about this program. - I'm making a joke about testicles. - Ice and fire, rather, - Ass and fire. - I will let the king sit on my sword chair. (laughs) - Keith, if you were my cousin, I would still let you fuck me. - Look at these titties, they are everywhere, they are, this is nothing for the imagination and dragons are imaginary. (booming explosion) - Winter is coming. (laughs) (crosstalk drowns out speech) - We were the Try Guys, these are my tits.

I hope you have a good Halloween, I hope it's pretty spooky for all you October lovers out there, shop the merch, you can get this underwear at tryguys.com to make your penises look bigger than they really are, just like ours. Thanks for watching, be sure to subscribe, watch some more videos, and stay tuned for our content throughout October. - Chakadies. - Bah. - Damn! - Now you try. - Dracaris. (exhaling air) - Happy Halloween. - Dragons. - Run, go! (screaming) (rock music) - Jarrod, I need the suit at full power. - Okay, let's max out your suit, locking onto all the targets with your big pulsating rocket. - Why did that become porn? - Of course it will become porn.

Look at me, I'm too hot not to get fucked at the end of the scene.