Trump Judge: Jail May Be Necessary | Students Should Be Allowed To Protest | Blankenship For Senate

welcome, welcome everyone, up here, out there, on the Late Show. I'm your host, Steven colar, now for those of you, any of you there, anyone at home, keeping score today was the beginning of the second week of testimony in Donald Trump's silence. The money trial here in New York City is clearly taking its toll on the man who's walking in here, he's walking into court this morning with cheeks full of acorns because Trump later showed as much resistance as he did last week, reportedly, He was sitting with his eyes closed during important parts of his testimony, so either he's falling asleep again or he's doing that kid thing where he thinks if he can't see you, no one can see him, it's a real challenge for his lawyers. .

I have to tell you, oh. oh uhoh where I wonder I wonder where the former president is I guess I'll have to eat all these cookies alone oh well wait I'm here of course when Trump hasn't been asleep he's been violating his gag order by posting messages. attacking witnesses, prosecutors and jurors, so before testimony resumed today, Judge Merchan finally issued his ruling on those violations, finding Trump $9,000 now. I know $9,000 may not seem like a lot to a successful businessman, but what about Trump? The

judge

lamented. The

judge

lamented that. is the most he could find legally warning him that if Trump continues to violate the gag order,

jail

may be a

necessary

punishment.

I don't know if it's

necessary

for Trump, but I need it now, when the testimony resumed, we got a glimpse of Trump, uh, the legal team's overall defense is that Trump did not have sexual relations with any of the women he paid for his silence, so he paid hundreds of thousands of dollars so his wife wouldn't find out he wasn't having an affair Melania, honey, I know this is going to be hard for you to hear, but you're not the only woman I'm not having a relationship with. sexual. Okay, all of us, Trump, represented by a lawyer and a guy who just saw all his gym buddies hanging out at happy hour in Chile Todd Blanch, uh, lawyer Blanch is a formal federal prosecutor and, according to Trump reportedly liked it at first, but recently, behind closed doors, Trump began complaining that Blanch hasn't been aggressive enough and wants her to attack witnesses in the jury pool. and the judge isn't sure that's the best legal strategy, ladies and gentlemen of the jury.

He may be a simple country fanatic, but at least I'm not ugly like you jag offs, and his honor is not, and his honor if the court liked ninja star Blanch. He is not the first lawyer to find himself on Trump's bad side. Trump often complains that he doesn't have a lawyer to do anything for him and says that now he doesn't have a Roy scam for our younger viewers if he doesn't. I don't know who Roy Cone is please pause here and go see angels in America Parts one and two I'll see you in seven hours it's worth it okay you're back and ready to laugh of course one of the biggest ones.

The stories of this moment are the national pro-Palestinian student

protest

around college campuses in the United States and what is being called perhaps the most significant student movement since the anti-Vietnam campus

protest

s of the late 1960s; They're even bigger than the protest from when I was in college in the '80s, when

students

held demonstrations declaring "I want my MTV and this is how to spell." took the controversial step of calling the police to arrest those involved Now, even if you disagree with the subjects of your protests, as long as they are peaceful,

students

should

be

allowed

to protest;

It's your First Amendment right that that's the kind of The idealism you learn in college is one of the few college lessons you can use your entire life, unlike beer funneling, which you stop being able to do around the 35 when your wife catches you and it's not just in Columbia. Yesterday police arrested at least 100 protesters in UT. Austin This morning at least 30 protesters were arrested at UNCC Chapel Hill and university administrators are using the classic de-escalation tactic of sending in heavily armed police and threatening to call in the National Guard. Online photos show police snipers set up on the roofs of buildings in the state of Ohio.

University and Indiana University, although the Ohio State University administration stated that these were state police officers that the school also employs during football games. What worries you about students? Snipers are always there for football games. Women's volleyball. Acappella, you've been warned, boy go Shad dupa Dy doop buy a guitar now the sessions are tensions right now are so high that overnight protesters in Colombia broke into a campus building, which probably won't help their cause, since the public did not help Donald Trump last week intervened in the protest. outside the Manhattan courtroom where he's on trial and it was after Joe Biden's response this is someone who

should

n't be doing what he's doing because he can't do it, he can't do it right, we're having protests everywhere, he was talking about Charlottesville Charlottesville was a bit peanuts now before Trump was criticized for downplaying one of the darkest chapters in modern American history like a little penis nut.

I'll remind you of this haunting image of Charlottesville that day, of course, the presidential race is not just Trump versus Biden, he's also an independent candidate and chyia Vector at the Robert F Kennedy Jor nursing home last month a pollster told Politico that any support Kennedy's deres comes almost entirely at Biden's expense, probably because people confuse them with each other. I'm voting for The grizzled Irish guy, there are how many, according to a new NBC News poll, it turns out that RFK Jr's candidacy hurts Trump more than Biden, suddenly Trump seems worried about this after the poll came out, angry, He said RFK Jr is a Democratic plant, we all know that.

RFK is not a plant because clearly this man has never been watered, of course there you go, I have something, I have some things there, so of course other people are running for other things, it's an election year and many of They are also old and strange. Take West Virginia, for example, where the Democratic primary for the US Senate is heating up and the latest weirdo to throw his hat in the ring is the businessman and Guy waiting patiently for the adult baptism to be over to to be able to drink the water from the Don Blankin ship this week.

Blankin Ship released this truly baffling announcement. I am Don Blankens Ship, candidate for the United States Senate, and I am PID for this ad. Don Blankens Ship will tell you the truth. Don Blanket Ship, is the most honest CEO in America. Choosing him is simple. vote for more lies or you can vote for the most honest CEO in America if they tell you I fell out of bed and hanged myself. I did not do it. What a strange way to introduce yourself. Hi, I'm Ryan, I'll be your server. Tonight, if they tell you I fell out of bed and hanged myself, I didn't, I can start with some nachos, like I said, Blankin Ship runs as a Democrat, but he used to be a Republican and he looks like an alien dressed in human skin here's another ad he released the same day I'm a blank ship West Virginia Democrats have abandoned their party no more transgender nonsense or illegal immigration no more black lives matter no more deadly China fetish and everything if they tell you that I fell off the bed and hanged myself.

I didn't, so that's her catchphrase, that just like those beauty ads, maybe she was born with it, maybe she didn't trip down the stairs and into a basket of knives. Weird but it's not like a blanket ship released a third ad on the same day right wing democrats should vote for me to help make their party relevant again independent they should vote for me because neither party deserves your vote If they tell you that I fell out of bed and hanged myself I didn't wait, wait wait, wait, where did it go in the end? There is only one possible explanation: he fell out of bed and hanged himself so clearly that he is building his entire campaign around this phrase, but it is not catchy enough, so we decided to help him. with this jingle Democrats should vote for me to help make their party relevant again if they are told I fell off the B and H.

I didn't. We have a great show for you tonight. My guests are Jeff Daniels and hack star Hannah Einbinder and when they come back in the meantime, join us, we love you.