Judge Allows Trump to Attend His Son's High School Graduation

-Good evening, I'm Seth Meyers. This is "Late Night." We hope you are well. And now, if you don't mind, let's move on to the news. President Biden

attend

ed a campaign event today at his headquarters in Delaware. And this is bad: even there, it is four points down. The third week of former President Trump's hush money criminal trial began today in New York. And you can tell that the artist is getting a little bored. After South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem revealed in her upcoming memoir that she killed the puppy of her, an ally of the former president, Trump said there is no way Noem will be selected as Trump's vice president.

After all, they can't have her standing next to an Old Yeller. We'll be landing this "she killed a dog" plane soon. This week we will make a joke in each monologue about how she killed a dog. Judge Juan Merchán said today that he will allow former President Trump to

attend

his son Barrón's

high

school

graduation

. But he refrained from telling Trump the name of the

high

school

. The Biden administration recently announced a plan that would require all new cars to come with pedestrian collision avoidance systems, which explains why Elon Musk supports Trump. A cat was recently reunited with his family in Utah after getting trapped in a box filled with Amazon returns and shipped to California.

A family member said, "Okay, let's try Etsy." Three zebras that escaped on a Washington state highway over the weekend were recaptured by authorities and a rodeo clown, which I guess still isn't enough to make that rodeo clown's parents proud of him. Ahead of Saturday's Kentucky Derby, fast-food chain Panera is selling a hat inspired by a bread bowl, but you'll want to wear it indoors. Today was National Adopt a Shelter Pet Day. Not for you! Here we go. Tomorrow we will be free. And finally, Dave & Busters has announced that it will allow customers over the age of 18 to bet on arcade games.

And if you want to gamble at Chuck E. Cheese, eat the pizza. And that was a monologue, y'all! We are underway. We have a great show for you tonight. You know him from "True Blood" and "Magic Mike." He is now the host of “Deal or No Deal Island” on NBC and Peacock. Joe Manganiello is back on the show, guys! He is POLITICO's White House bureau chief, bestselling author and host of "Way Too Early with Jonathan Lemire" on MSNBC. Our friend Jonathan Lemire also joins us. She is a very funny comedian who will be performing at the Netflix Is a Joke Festival in Los Angeles.

She also hosts the “Zarna Garg Family Podcast.” Zarna Garg is fantastic and she will be here with us tonight. Check out “Family Travel” this week. We spoke with Bowen Yang. She is a fantastic listener. He is a wonderful guy and is very excited to have had him in the pod. You guys keep going, if you'll allow me. There is something that, there is no easy way to say it, has been bothering me, something that I need to get off my chest. I was attending a function last weekend and wasn't sure what to wear. It was one of those days when the temperature went from 40 degrees to 60 degrees in the course of an afternoon. 60, of course, too warm for a coat. 40 is too cold to be without.

In a panic, I ended up grabbing a fleece vest from the back of my closet, put it on, and headed out. And I just have to say this: the vests are a joke. -Do you know what I have to say about that? Keep them alone! Wow, it felt good to vent.