Trump Is A Convicted Felon | I Didn't Say "Lock Her Up" | Rupert Murdoch Marries At 93

Thank you all and welcome ladies and gentlemen to The Late Show. I'm your host Steven Coar and I have to tell you, I'll be the first to say this is a great job and I love doing it. I can come. I'm here every night and I hear the news, of course the news is what it is. Sometimes I don't feel very good, but tonight I feel good because, thank you, he was here, James Brown was here, he was only here because Donald Trump was here on Thursday night. found guilty on all 34 charges for his taste for money and silence, yes there you go, yes yes I agree, this is truly a historic moment as Donald Trump becomes the first president of the US .

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of a crime, although Martin Van Beren was once almost caught for hooking a horse. Come back, come back to me now, ladies and gentlemen, to that fateful moment on Thursday, it was late and everyone assumed they would adjourn for the day, it was almost 4:30. Trump was relaxed, believing that a longer deliberation meant good news for him then. Suddenly the foreman sent the judge a note that they had reached a verdict and in an instant, the smiling stopped, some gasps were heard, then a heavy silence filled the room and, because it's Trump, it was a silent but deadly after 11 hours.

After deliberating, the jury announced its verdict and now the judge has scheduled Trump's sentencing for July 11. That's going to be a busy time for

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Donald Trump because the 11th is just 4 days before the Republican National Convention and top Republicans are reportedly preparing for the possibility that Trump could be in prison when accept the nomination, that's right, you have to be ready, you have to be prepared, that's right, it will be the RNC live from cell b

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B with an opening speech from your warden, your cellmate, the spider. That guard who stuffs cell phones up his butt and during cocktail hour enjoys complimentary complimentary wine.

Now the problem is that there are 38 days left until July 11, that's a long time, so I guess I'll have to pass the time with my countdown to the sentence Advent Calendar here we go I have the 38 I have the 38 days here judge merchan judge march like this okay today is the first day I'll open that up there don't go too far dad it's the drink burns the one day after convicted

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Donald Trump was found guilty of his serious crimes, he staged his own mini crisis in the lobby of Trump Tower. This is a case where if they can do this to me, they can do this to anyone.

It's true, no it's true, just think. About that, if it could happen to him, it could happen to anyone who commits crimes, no matter who they are, do you realize that it doesn't matter who you are? I just want to say, just because there is ample evidence and a jury believes that anyone could now be found guilty, do we really want to live in an America where the law is applied equally no matter how rich you are? Situation where if you can't do the time and I can't believe I'm saying this, don't commit the crime, don't do it.

Criminal Donald Trump also complained about the judge who oversaw the trial he was in. damn, did you see what happened to some of the witnesses who were on our side, they were literally crucified by this man who looks like an angel but is actually a demon, he looks so cute and soft, cute, cute and soft, do you think at Pillsbury? Dough Boy looks like a delicious angel but his cans are full of lies he says no friends he says it's eight cinnamon rolls but there's only enough frosting for three of them it's the work of Satan now the people at Cinnabon are absolute Saints, the former president and current offender also gave this crazy man a reason not to take the stand.

He now he would have testified. He wanted to testify, but the judge let them in on everything I was involved in. In other words, he could enter each of the cases. What I ever did was he was a bad boy here he was a bad boy there here a bad there a bad everywhere a bad boy bad sad Chicken Donald Dude, give me chicken, give me chicken Palm too high Convicted felon Trump also made a interview on Fox News where you told a crazy lie about your 2016 campaign, you famously told about Hillary Clinton. Lock up Hillary Clint.

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up, but all the people would say lock her up. Lock her up. The people said. Lock up. That was his whole campaign enough, we remember we were there it's like ARB said we never said we have the meats, people said we have the meats too, if you

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't say it then who is this idiot? They should lock her up, lock her up. He is right. Lock up Hillary folks, I was talking about Hillary Swank, she's fine, no baby is worth a million dollars. Trump was also asked about this upcoming sentencing, the judge could decide to say, hey, house arrest or even jail, how do you deal?

What could he? I'm fine. with this I don't know if the public would tolerate it, you know, no, I'm not sure the public would tolerate it. I think it would be difficult for the public to accept it. Oh, it would be difficult for the public. In fact, I happen to have a large audience here, hey audience, what does everyone think about Trump going to jail? Ladies and gentlemen, there you have it. I didn't say lock him up, people said lock him up in We Are Not Alone Here Because, According to a New Poll, 50% of Voters Believe Trump is Guilty, 30% Say He's Innocent, and 19% Are Unsure because they're too busy eating delicious paint chips.

In another poll, 51% Trump should end his presidential campaign. and that's interesting, I don't know if it's going to happen, but we have a preview of what it might look like, bye, oh, also worth noting based on ABC ipsos' Swiss Little Debbie poll. 51% of voters believe Trump did it intentionally. something illegal, while 12% think Trump did something wrong, but not intentionally, it was a total accident, folks, my penis slipped and fell down a flight of porn stars, so I eat a little sneaky when porn, porn, Porn, that's the sound I made, it turned into porn. porn porn porn so what's next?

Well, for Donald Trump, a lot of bad things first before sentencing, the convict in chief has to report to the New York City Probation Department for an interview about his background, his mental health and the circumstances of his case we already know How is that going to be, good news for everyone. I took a mental health test and it came back negative. They have never seen so little once he is sentenced. Trump could go to jail for up to 4 years if Judge Merchan decides not to send. Trump to jail, I could sentence him to community service like removing graffiti, that's great because there is a big graffiti problem here in New York City and someone has written an obscene word on many buildings, they need to be removed. get out I mean kids could see that little kids could see that Trump could also choose to do private community service at a nonprofit of his choice oh I specialize in nonprofits uh casino Trump Trump Stakes Trump University I promise you none of them made a profit now even though their candidate a day ago where is the ACT? where is the impression even though your candidate is a convicted felon? maga faithful remain Faithfully magga outside the courthouse last week we heard the illusion that Trump would successfully appeal the conviction predicted by a man with a white beard who gave his information only as Hungry Santa Hungry Santa is, of course, a specific stain of Maga Nick whose sigh is also guided by a red-nosed Rudolph Trump is not the only Trump is not the only crazy old man in the news there is also the former president of Fox and gu, sculpted 100% in elbow skin.

Rert Murdoch, at the ripe old age of 93 rupees, found love again because over the weekend he married his fifth wife, Elena Zukova, it was the world's first open casket wedding, we had a great show. Tonight my guests are Alicia Keys and Sten Merchant and when we get back I'll have an exclusive interview with one of the Trump jurors. Stay, oh.