Top Gear Funny Compilation #2 | Best moments of Season 2 part #2

well I'll show you mine if you show me yours okay one minute okay I'll go to minute 20 20 I'm surprised that you did it in 127 it's ridiculous one minute 27 I appreciate you putting it up it's very good first look, can I give you a hand? There we go 127 thanks fantastic, unfortunately. Oh 25 look, it's a child's car and look what it's made of, it's a mammal, it's Carolyn, nature has been childish. I'm not going to understand it. Can I make one now? Yes Oh God, right, Portia has a racing championship this year in this country called the Porsche Carrera Cup Great Britain.

The reason this interests us is that they are producing a street version of the car it competes in, which is the 911 gt3 that they made gt3 is before this is the new one. I can take a look at it. I think it looks awesome. It's not just the appearance. It has 381 brake horsepower, between 60 and 4.5 seconds. It'll cost you 72 grand, but. It's real race track type technology. I get confused with 911. I never know where everyone is going. That turbo, no, no, it's normally aspirated, so with a minute the gt2 is a turbo, yes, and the turbos spin, although obviously yes, why isn't it a gt2? a turbo if it is a turbo it is a turbo the GTS why is it called gt2 and not turbo because the turbo is called turbo you were never able to see Does anyone here understand the 911 range?

No, they're bored. No, yes, they made the same car for one hundred and twenty-thirteen years, nor do they live in the present. Lock them in a gt3 and I want a gt2. October gt2. I'm GT one, nine, five, nine, the engine in the back. God, that must be fun. I'm going to a poor distillery to get a 911. Do I order breakfast in the United States? Get this if you feel even richer for three hundred and thirty thousand pounds. Another racing Porsche. Look at the Carrera GT. We have been waiting for this since 2000. we saw it for the first time at the Paris Motor Show that video is glory greetings glorious stunts from this look at this look at this look at this v10 5.7 liters 612 brake horsepower how much costs?

It's three hundred and thirty thousand pounds Jeremy, wow man, you're supposed to do it Come on, it's a shame Jeremy didn't like the 350 Zed. I wonder if he might be interested in the 350z watch. It is a very large watch with a very small dial. What do you think? He'll probably go tick tock, tick tock. It would be a drag all day with it, but this week I think I came across an ad that beats everything you're ready to say it is for the new Lexus rx300. Here it is, the car is there and the ad is.

Tonight everything changes and I discover that my front doors have moved. Married to Frank Bruno, she wanted to change everything and this is going to be a gardening show and we shouldn't talk about it anyway. You know, that Advertising Standards Authority that they were saving will be what Are they really into it? It's decent, honest, legal, truthful, so that ad, what was drawn, must be true. It would be great, you could buy the Lexus and then you'd wake up the next day and it would have been transformed into a Jaguar. sad news, okay, this is sad news, I thought I was being deflated, audience, the sad news is, diesel engines, there were only three manufacturers that managed to hold on to common sense and not put diesel engines in their cars, they were Honda Well, they left. and it made itself, we can double it, the last one officially announced that they have weakened, they are gone and it is Jaguar, oh that is a horrible piece of Wells, they are making a v6 in the type s and then there is a little four cylinder diesel going into the type I'll make it absolutely clear, it's a Jaguar engine in every sense, yes, but if you choose Jaguar, it might say old underneath.

I don't know if they put a stick in it, but I'm worried about whether this stealthy, sleek Jaguar will work. Take a look at this. We have what we have. Come in take a look at it and we'll have an idea if it's going to work, or if it's just not going to work, is that right? Yes, you lose something don't you, that's not going to work and the report here from the observing drivers faces the biggest The revolution in the history of British motoring is the Lexus again, it has changed everything. Yes, the point is that Alistair Darling, the Transport Secretary, has said that he does not want all people taking their children to school at 8 in the morning.

Look, honey, it's like when school starts, it's not like you take your son to school, like I take him at three in the morning because it's nice and quiet, the principal, Clarkson himself, you came early, Dad arrived in his diesel jag, saved a couple of quid. there and left me at three in the morning no, the idea is dear, that is to say that it is going to use satellites to track the 24 million drivers and then, if we use our cars at popular times, do I ever go to work, we is going to charge for and you know the most depressing thing about this is that it really is and I'm quoting him now okay you can't get out of the problem we face he said honey it would be astronomically expensive and bad for the environment and I doubt we can really do it Now look when you have the Air Ministry in 1940 seeing the Luftwaffe camouflage but it didn't say I doubt we can do anything about it, frankly well, just a letter or you know, Francis Drake acts bold, I doubt we can do anything with the Navy Spanish.

There are millions of them, in fact, I have a simple message that I want to deliver with a new tag to honey, okay, ready for your plan. I've never read people like that telling you this in the pub all the time you sit on top of your convertible car, drive it in the rain, go over a certain speed and discover you're not getting wet, it's rubbish, I'm soaked, I'm not sure. that it's such a smart idea, why do you think we just think we're a couple of screamers exactly, yeah, you know, when you buy something vaguely technical, it could be a microwave, it could be a toaster, a car, you get instructions, yes, yes, hundreds of pages when you have a baby, which is actually quite complicated.

Carefully, you don't get any instructions, no, no, until now because of all the haters of people you must have heard of who make these kinds of manuals. You know, it carries Persia for a5 and there is the service and repair manual for the Ford Fiesta. doing it for years they have made another one and it is in the baby that they are making one in the baby a Haynes manual for babies that is the most dangerous thing I can think of. I have reservations about the type of people who buy those manuals. The kind of people who think they know more than the experts.

Yes, this baby has a leak of battlefield stuff. I put the drain plug in, but it's not the place for amateurism. This is fantastic news for British medicine. You know, we've had all that. test tube baby stuff let's have the first baby born in a manhole yeah, no science, it's just the notion of nowhere I'll take you to the hospital, go down to the shed, bring the Flanger, I'll do it von deuce and deliver the evil what I have always been worried about Hannes manuals because you have these little images. I'm sure you're all familiar with this and you see Hannes's only hand in the picture.

Do you want that in the C-section room? What catches my attention is when they did it because the way they do it is quite simple. They become simple. Oh, Derek, any beard key and they get the car and then he takes it a

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and they take pictures and they must pass like a pit when you. I've done a Ford Fiesta, can you do the Peugeot 405 Derek and then we have an unusual one for your next funk baby? It was over in a flash. I have news of a fantastic new car alarm from Cobra. This is very Very high tech, wherever your car is in Europe, this satellite connected system knows exactly where your car is and if it is stolen it will send you an email, text or fax.

Well, the fastest means of communication. Oh man. I have this vision every time I'm in my office and I'm working on something. I hear that little click of the fax machines again. I think about what facts. Yes, it's happening because Mr. Mayor did it I think it's fantastic his car did it or my car it was it it was what went into a Reader's Digest drawer he stole it there's another Rover I want to see it oh yes this is a beauty this is calls the crafty Well, this is basically what they say an urban road vehicle is if we look at an urban dumper is a car designed to travel on the road in the city, so it is a car, right?

It is indeed a 25, right? which they stuck some urethane bumpers into the floor, polyurethane front end and raised it a bit, they say it has a split folding rear seat like a car, yes like a car, it's available with a choice of power units gasoline and diesel, several transmissions, three trim levels as yes, very car, it's fun to drive, practical and easy to park, and capable of ignoring heavy use by active people and young families. He ranks at four in this. Everything has elements of the attractive SUV. Not now. It is not. Four-wheel drive with good ground clearance and robustness, but without the costs and complexity of 4x4 transmission.

It's a car. It's a car. At the same time, it offers good performance and capability outside the city, from highways to farm roads, so you can drive. out of town on the road or it's a highway or it's difficult, okay, I have some security that they don't want to do right, yeah, no, look, it's this green thing, it's a hearing aid, a lackey hearing aid, I'm weird, look that. It's a special device to make you look like a total bird, yes it works, yes it puts it on your head while you're driving and then if it's not off you fall asleep ready just before we get carried away.

I have detected a couple of drawbacks to this. You're driving. You want to change the radio channels. You want to get something out of the glove com

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ment. Yeah, I'm not sure now. Did you know? I think you've messed it up. I'm turning it off, here's a proper piece of British ingenuity, a guy called Jeff, he made a steam powered bicycle after 30 years of work, he started working on it in 1972, about 250 years after the steam engine was invented , what this guy did, he took an old technology an obsolete technology he has combined them to create something genuinely useless this is the

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bet runs on unleaded gasoline a steam engine so why not just put the unleaded gasoline in a moped?

She says I got really excited after all these years work, I should think about it and I just take her around the steam fairs, she, yeah, well it's a type of steam engine, it's all the old people who refer to their cars as she. It scares me, no, this is something only women do because I said this in the pub the other day and then I got kicked in the head because any bloke here has ever called his car something like a mini Micra or something So, any man raises his hand if you've ever named your car after a woman. here they named their cars yes, what is the name of your car?

Miles, miles, that's a good one, what's the name of your car? So, mr. It's big and black with jewels all over it. It's a Toyota, so you call Toyota Mr2, not Graham Norton, who is a real man. Well, there we are.