Tik Toks That Are Literally Cursed

Hey man, Hey Max, what's going on? So I have good news and I have bad news. Okay, give me the bad news. It won't make much sense. I'm a man. I can accept bad news. Give me the bad news. Well he died on the way here what's that what's the good news you know that bird you wanted for your birthday yeah well I got it no thanks man wait hug my boyfriend when I was a kid I like rocks It makes me feel good about myself because they are not alive, check it out This is a Costco must have.

It costs like 15 dollars. This is what it is. It is an autonomous drone. You just throw it in the air and it has a bunch of sensors so it doesn't hit anything. I lied Hawaii. How did you get your car here? We are in Illinois. um, when you go to a steakhouse and there are 12 rolls of toilet paper, you question the food, hey, look where you're going, oh my gosh, he's a grown man, he even eats applesauce with his fingers. Daisy doesn't do that right, Zazie, I have to do it. This is the second part. She fell and it hurts a lot because he also hit the car.

He turned around right here, look, that's where he hit, I think I broke my leg, so I think. I broke my leg No you didn't Hello and welcome to Why would you design your hotel like this? I have to pee like this because if the door is closed I have to stare at myself, but if the door is open I have to do that too. I stare at myself, there's blood on the bed in my Airbnb and I can't tell if it's my blood or someone else's, but either way I'm going to clean it up because blood is just blood and soap does the job of soap, soap for the blood on the sheets. from your airbnb yeah they really put me to sleep to put a tube in my back lane you're being too loud there are other kids here like I'm not gay but I could have taken that off save this part next time you cut some lettuce fill a cup small and clear doesn't have to be like that any kind of small cup is good inch and a half two inches of water drop your piece of lettuce in there in about two weeks it will look like this, okay? post this photo or if you are American when you enter the bathroom American when you leave what are you when you are in the bathroom? european the darkness is coming to consume me with each day that goes by very quickly this is the second day look at the bathroom right here for some reason my damn lotion is still here look and then I'm missing the damn brother look see that's all I had the paper there, this one is missing, I mentioned it and this is what happens now he was today he's home alone because he didn't go to school, so tell me what you think I'm saying, but I just have one question.

Yes, is it possible that they can make a heart-shaped pizza? I'm sorry. About that, I only wore the shirt for a couple of hours. I guess I'll put it in some sort of clean pile. Why do all the doctors always say to never clean your ears with a Q-tip? I will do it and nothing will happen. Look look. nothing, nothing happens, what's your favorite joke that makes you laugh every time no one else thinks it's funny? What did the DJ call his son? Hello honey, my friends, this is the guy who got me pregnant. You guys like to stop and stare at your girlfriend. in the middle of her telling a story and you just look at her and smile and say, damn, how did I get so lucky that she didn't catch me cheating?

It's such a good feeling. Dumb laws in America part 30. I was going to get country tattoo 33 I asked for it six times, but since you asked so nicely the fifth time, here's Georgia, all injuries sustained while riding a llama are the responsibility of the person riding the flame, so what do you have here? I have my newspaper, my newspaper, my coffee and my pills, oh okay, hello, what are you really doing? Who is responsible for this glass bottle that is so brilliantly placed at the top and not at the bottom? Because if it breaks, you'll lose your damn job today.

Ella Mayo, young woman, must be blessed. Cooking time. This cookie arrives. tougher than my dad for our country, that sounds like a lot, surely we are not prepared for the rain, don't we like it? How the hell am I angry? I just have to walk down the road if I get hit, I'm showing it. glasgow town hall because that's a river so I'm in the lift with the older people and I just wanted to ask you what year, what do you think about ticking, that's what my watch does, it ticks, that's what what was I thinking a watch um that's terrible wow you know what they think it is I'm going crazy look there's nothing in my mouth well okay take tomato seeds put it in your mouth drink some water um how does this work?

I even work, reggie, yeah, grandma has cactus for company, yeah, I play, I know I don't look like your typical gamer, but look, that's fake grass, okay, I noticed, then I was looking at this and I thought, oh, that It's interesting, that's the rug, that's the rug. that's green hello I just remembered that I can do this so here's my only talent it's time to play wheel of fortune I may not be a smart man but I know something's up when I see it you like it, right? Yeah, I put my booty hole in it, uh pov, it's our first movie since the pandemic ended, whatever year it will be and we don't know how to be a couple in public anymore, okay, look at two tickets for my worthless here, key in the door or just This is how now that you have the key completely stuck in the door, this is how you remove it all now that you have the access hole, you can find a little locking pin here and then the doors open .

Hi mom, I need some advice for some girls. I have three rules hold his hand in public hold his throat in private and hit that donkey everywhere okay it will be 8 34 please thank you this card was made of metal don't do it don't do it. Don't do it, yeah I will, oh wow, we don't want to get our shoes wet, bro. Can you pass the prompter test? I probably won't spin the prompter like I normally would during the show and I'll see if you can keep up. Okay, ready. open megan now to the latest 19 greed stories governor gavin newsom says the california department of public health has administered 7.3 million vaccines vote lab during his visit today to a vaccine clinic in los angeles county newsom He admitted that he is worried about his baby because he is getting Every day I am stronger and can drive a car.

That baby is on the road and flying at 75 or 80 miles per hour. We can't even catch the baby anymore. Let me know in the comments. I think she's fine. I'm just trying to look at my stats. conference and this happens in the first 10 minutes what do you see, the dates are in order, yes the dates are not in order, I love you, Kermit, hello, one minute you're on the road looking at the scenery and the next thing you know is that you're in the landscape looking at the road oh man my mom is going to be so mad when she finds out that I used her car to clean my car consuming copious amounts of red 40 dye it actually stains the inside of your big man isn't that already red ? take a look pretend I'm the gut man it's red here it's red what's going on down there they're playing poker where they get the cash from what I want something sweet I don't know I want the best equipment you I'll ever buy something here for what you needed two people but you try to do it alone.

I'll go first. Does this mean my baby is reading a book or has it been like this for three minutes? Have you looked? In the news, what have you seen in the news? No, the Leaning Tower of Pisa has fallen in another way. I don't know any way. I'm not kidding. I'm actually not kidding. You are a joke. I have a chill running down my spine. no, you're ah, that's fucking wine. I am frying an egg in olive oil and dispersing the yolk evenly throughout the egg. I don't hate any cute kids, but that's exactly how you'd say I made scrambled eggs in a scientific paper.

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be sitting there talking to them about your school and they'll say, oh I'm glad you're doing well in school, I'm going to die soon, oh my god, imagine someone sitting there? at home mumbling and laughing instead of playing to pay a bill each