Tik Toks That Are Actually Relatable

Hi friends, it's me today we're going to watch some

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ticking when there's a fire truck outside there's cops outside the SWAT team at the neighbor's house what's going on all the neighbors are so nosy oh well could you look at the time? vacuum the grass everyone wants to help me clean up what's going on there so nosy but also the same mom i can't find the milk mom what do you mean you can't find the milk so what is this? It's right here stupid or something, uh, I swear they'd be pulling it out of nowhere, mother, do you know where my birth certificate is?

Yes, it's here. What's up with that red clip I bought at the end of 2012? Oh yes, it's here. Look I know where everything is how you tried on the ugly clothes your parents made you grab while shopping that was the reaction mother I hate when your parents shop for you they swear they know you you don't know anything is this something I would do dress I'm like don't buy me clothes anymore I have very refined tastes that you just wouldn't understand when I didn't realize your gay best friend came as a package what are you doing in my house I want fries?

It comes like a two for one you're going out with someone you go out and date her best friend too he's not your boyfriend he's our boyfriend the communal man when mom says we have food at home you have crackers you have skittles was he hiding there? I thought it was salty at least we have some meat now he was also looking for food pov your mom lets you push the cart you're done you're done you're done that's it you've lost the privileges of pushing the cart young man and it's always like you're looking at something which you never pay attention to and just like a marker on my mother's shins, seven-year-old me, mixing water, grass and dirt in a pot in fifth grade, spent several days of recess making a mixture of dirt and stones in the far corner of the playground why didn't I even try it or anything that's not normal the wife comes back with the shopping she literally doesn't take anything like she should you know I'll do this too you know my logic behind this if I do the shopping, I already have to pick the items three times from the shelf, put them in the box back in the cart and then load the groceries into the car, that's four times, I had to pick up the groceries, so when I arrive in house, yeah you're going to take the groceries and put them in the house logic, literally we all know that person, that person that when you say goodbye, the hoes hang up the phone, not even if you remember another conversation, the hoes are out.

It's literally going to be like yeah bro that was like super crazy bro I gotta go I'll talk to you later okay bye first of all I don't think they realize this is rude I know someone like this before I even say goodbye or anything. Like, can you turn off the oven? Yeah, I broke my phone with that. Say goodbye, I beg you to say goodbye to me. Give me some kind of closure. Girls in high school. YouTube Bath and body work. Japanese cherry blossom body spray everywhere and the only one. The bath you have taken is a bath and body work, why be clean when you can smell clean?

I could smell it through the screen, however the only time I didn't complain about this was when the girls bathroom smelled like dead pussy and diarrhea and then some girl would bring out her Tahitian vanilla bath and body work spray and he would simply eliminate the smell from the place and be the hero we needed. Okay, just a little bit of American mom, perfect. OK, perfect. I literally have a bucket full of spices that are salty enough for you and will still dip it in tomato sauce. Me at work once they dropped the mask mandate. Hello how are you?

What did you just say? Excuse me, oh, oh my God, who's talking to anyone? They

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look crazy in person. I like the mask so I don't have to constantly smile at everyone under the mask. I just opened my eyes and really got excited. Yes, I'm very glad to see you. I'm like when your mom woke you up 15 minutes ago and you. I went back to sleep no, I'm awake, I'm awake, look, I'm awake, I just lay down for half a second, I'm awake, what else would you like? Mother, come down and have breakfast before I yell at your waiters, interrupting intense conversations. in restaurants, how could you do something like this to me?

How could you fool me after everything we've been through? We have children together, we raised a family together and you left it wrong. Hello, my name is Sarah, today I will be your waitress. I couldn't get any drinks started, sure, I'd love Shrek to get revenge on my asshole please, oh yeah, I'll never understand who goes to a restaurant to have a deep conversation like you're breaking up with your girlfriend, let her cry. some onion rings getting divorced losing the kids always tastes better with some steak and as the waiter passes by, everything tastes wonderful yes, I love my delicious food, thank you, no matter how bad it tastes, the humans acted like cats, the cats watch this video right now how don't we do that that's pretty good how do moms apologize are you hungry?

Come on, that's how they act after taking out the shoe and it doesn't fail, but you know you're hungry and if you say you're not hungry and they take it out again, why didn't we learn this in school, bro? We did it but she was getting attention and when I started seeing these memes I thought how come we all had the same childhood like I wasn't the one who could have done it? I swore I was the only one in my class that was drawing eyes, it would only be one eye, the right eye, other people did it, I feel like drawing during class helped me focus more on something, math, I was bad at math, millennials They woke up hungover in their Airbnb. fantasizing about owning a house one day, oh man, I mean I have a house and I still woke up like it was a really nice Airbnb, I was like, oh man, I wish I really lived here, it's so greedy, I don't have a house in aspen what the kids see versus what the parents see kids well, little spill the house is under water we're going to drown because billy had a little accident the kids didn't make the bed parents in the next episode of hoarders kids are cooking well oh my god, what have you done to the place?

I just cleaned you up to ruin the place. How did you do that? I work hard to give you a home to live in. Why do you have to ruin it? Mother relax, the kids are also more likely to clean up if you don't keep bothering them too trying to find a family appropriate bikini to pack oh my lord those are so scarce oh not that one I thought we had a winner this is so

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for me because I have a specific outfit for when I go out with the family and specific swimsuits depending on who I go out with.

I grew up swimming in a baggy t-shirt and shorts, so wearing a swimsuit was very foreign to me most of my life. Personally, I would never use something like that. this in front of my parents hey guys this is my impression of everyone who walks out of a grocery store and only has one item in their bag if they don't turn it around there we go 60 miles an hour we threw that apple phone and lost one of his cameras when you can swing the bag you will swing the bag simply the rules when you are no longer afraid to leave dark rooms leave your sound yes, I could deal with the dark I'm home alone anything creaks oh that's it, I'm going to die here all the kids sweating in class in a heat wave that kid in a hoodie that kid all year round refuses to wear anything but a hoodie I don't understand I sweat so it's very weird to see me in sleeves I sweat something I'll put you in a hoodie so you're comfortable eating in a restaurant and they bring you this unnecessarily cute little object that they put your drink in.

You will come home with me. I have a family that has done this on several occasions and then I always wondered. that's why we never go back to that restaurant that's why when you have a boyfriend of course it could just be us and my sister of course she will be my priority and my sister of course I love you more but not more than you my sister can. confirm that the sister is sisters first before pissers wait that's great you just wanted a family day at the beach but one of your daughters is emo and the other is a fifteen day old girl oh, I wasn't kidding lady, I think that girl practices witchcraft There he is, ma'am, he has some great kids.

I mean, at least they're not taking pictures on Instagram of his sandy cheeks when you push the vacuum cleaner over a dirt spot and it makes a bunch of loud crunching noises, oh man, it's so. specific but as good as you know you cleaned that place, you know the vacuum cleaner did its job, just that gorge clean, but anyway, that's all for today. I hope you enjoyed this video, if you did make sure to hit the like button and make sure. Turn on notifications, click, click and subscribe to the wolf pack. I love you so much, thanks for watching, bye guys.