Tiger Electronic Games - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

here!" Just when you thought the most pathetic excuse to play a

video

game

required a Tiger doll

game

, oh no! Imagine playing with this, close to your eye, in red and black! Oh God! You thought I was joking .But it's true. This really happened. Unlike the Virtual Boy, which caused eye cramps and headaches in just a few minutes, this works instantly because it hangs over one eye, which means you have to look at it cross-eyed. .Or covering the other eye. Also, the game itself sucks just as much as the other Tiger

games

. Did you think you could turn around?

Naturally I love the ads where they always showed a kid playing. .And in this commercial, the boy screams in agony! Was this thing meant to be a torture machine? What made them think it was a good idea? They both did it! systems came out in 1995. Tiger saw what Nintendo was doing and thought, "It's a new fad, look! Red and black

video

games

that you can play close to your eyes." If it were blue and black it would be the same idea. The original idea, Virtual Boy, was, I thought, to emulate virtual reality. To make you feel like you were really there!

Well The R Zone couldn't be further from that idea. It's so far from common sense that it's mind-boggling! What were they thinking with this shitty thing? I know what I'm thinking! I carve a giraffe out of wood and decorate it with Christmas lights! so you can put her in an albatross nest. Did you expect me to say that? Probably not! Just like you wouldn't expect this CRAZY idea from a video game!