Thor: Ragnarok Trailer Spoof - TOON SANDWICH

Now I know what you're thinking. How did this happen?! Well... it's a long story. Hey, I wonder what would happen if I wrapped this chain around my neck and jumped into this hole. Actually? It's not a long story, now I think about it. I thought I should take this away from you! But if you're going to give it to me, be happy. Oh, I can't believe this. Me, my father, Vision and now you? Is there anyone who doesn't deserve this bitch hammer? He lost all his brains! Dear ! My hammer never needs to be fixed with nails!

The doors don't open fast enough!! Oh, really, we have to do something with these doors. It must be opened quickly. Well !!! we know each other ! He's a friend from work! I even agreed to cover five shifts for him! Oh damn, did you miss your last five shifts? What's up doctor? Thor said he covered my absence. Thor is on paid leave! I went to visit...the hemorrhoid prevention clinic. Son of "S-Guard" (rearguard), he doesn't cover any shifts! But... he promised me. Well, he lied to you. Dude, clean out your closet or you'll get fired. You can not do this!

Well, actually I can! My name is Fury, my son! I'm going to attack! Oh, I'll kiss you all goodbye later tonight. Sorry Bruce, I forgot! Where we are ?! My summer house. The decor is terrible, but the view is amazing. Tonight I will be a figure skating god. Asgard will be reborn, okay! Asgard will burn! I'm not kidding . Free free free free free free!!!! Oooh, I missed this. It's funny... You never appreciate how much you can appreciate genocide until it's been out of your life for a long time. I got a new haircut and lost my cheerful appearance because of it.

I recently had a fight with you, which I won easily. This doesn't seem right. Well, it's true and I have a photo to prove it. Look, this is me kicking your green ass. I stand correctly. Whose stupid idea is this? Barry No, I said flying saucers, not flying horses! Ah, this almost worked! Banner, why is Loki chained in your room? Because I was a naughty boy, wasn't Bruce too? I didnot do that ! Hulk could have done it! Don't be shy, big guy. When you said you were bringing new friends, I didn't expect my brother to be with them.

He has a dirty mind and I like that. Banner... First I want to say... I'm flattered. Hello welcome. We should always make sure weapons are working before fighting. Who needs a space weapon when you have tiny knives? Oh, this hurts. That ? I felt comfortable. I'm not a queen. Or a monster. I am the goddess of death. And, frankly, it bothers me that you haven't heard anything about me. I'm a big deal, and if I don't kill anyone I know, a lot of people will talk about me. Now remember, when will we do it? Lets introduce ourselves?

I'll speak first and say: Hey, hey, we're... Then I'll wait a second, until... We'll call ourselves Asgardians of the Galaxy! Ooh, ooh, ooh, time's up! Tell me, God, what are you? I am the God of static electricity. Rub my skin, it will be at your risk! We are equal, just two fools. Yes, similar. Hulk is like a raging volcano and a bull is like... hot steam rising from a cup of chamomile tea. It is clear that you criticize me because I am valuable and. You are not. Oh, make it stop. It looks smaller from a distance.